Kamis, 31 Agustus 2017

It's Just a Joke Blogathon: Black Dynamite

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One of my favorite cinematic subgenres is parody.  When, in my travels around the blogosphere I came across a blogathon dedicated to just that very thing, I had to jump on it. It's called the "It's Just a Joke" Blogathon and it's hosted by Movie Movie Blog Blog. The rules are simple, just write a post about one of your favorite movie parodies. Psssh! That's easy.


Like lots of kids, I came across lots of movies my parents were watching, our friends told us about, or just happened to stumble across on TV. For me, that meant lots of Blaxploitation flicks. Over the last decade or so, I revisited lots of those movies and introduced myself to a good deal more. Through both phases, I got to know how they work pretty well. Way back in 1988, we got an excellent spoof of them with the Wayans family production I'm Gonna Git You Sucka. It's still the best movie they've ever done, and easily the best of their parodies. I thought that would be it for spoofs of this genre, and it was. At least, it was until 2009 when Black Dynamite hit theaters. It was the brainchild of star Michael Jai White. And it was perfect.

The plot is a familiar one in Blaxploitation circles. Jimmy was killed by some gangster types who have been selling "smack" to neighborhood kids and getting them strung out. It's now up to Jimmy's older brother, Black Dynamite to find out who's responsible, clean up the streets, and exact revenge for Jimmy's death. Yes, our hero's name is Black Dynamite.

From an outsider's perspective, it seems the most difficult thing about making a good parody is making conflicting interests work. What I mean by that is, a parody has to make fun of something yet be good at the exact same thing. Black Dynamite does this. It makes fun of all the tropes and other idiosyncrasies of Blaxploitation while still making a film that resides firmly, and proudly within the genre. It's not afraid to make light of its weaknesses and feeds on its strengths. For instance, one of the things the genre is known for, particularly Dolemite movies, is the boom mic being visible in the shot. Not only does this happen in Black Dynamite we can see the actors visibly distracted by it. At another point, an actor says his stage directions out loud. At still another, during a fight scene one actor is really hit and is ready to start a real fight. We abruptly cut to a continuation of the movie fight with a different actor in the role. There are brilliant little touches like this all the way through. As the late-great Roger Ebert put it in his review, "Black Dynamite gets it mostly right, and when it's wrong, it's wrong on purpose and knows just what it's doing."


Fans of Blaxploitation flicks will also notice lots of genre tropes. There's the ultra-specific soundtrack, the hero's god-like sexual prowess, the date montage, and a stand-in for the Black Panther Party. Of course, things boil down to an evil white man trying to inflict major damage on the black community. One of the more troubling aspects of the genre is that the heroes are often pimps or otherwise travel in criminal circles. Often, they still vow to clean up the streets. Even that's tackled in a funny way. Consider the scene when Black Dynamite tries to enlist the help of a roomful of pimps. Any that aren't with him, well...

Black Dynamite: I am declaring war, on anybody who sells drugs in our community.

Chocolate Giddy-Up: But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs in the community!

Something else is needed to make a great parody: love. A great parody can't be a heartless hammering of the thing it's parodying. It's got to clearly have a love for the thing its skewering. It should come off like the teasing of a sibling, not the bullying of a classmate. There is clearly a love for Blaxploitation cinema all over Black Dynamite. It's most evident in the look of the film. It was painstakingly made to look like it was released in the early to mid 1970s. The effort pays off. I thought it did the first time I saw it, but had that feeling confirmed for me when I was rewatching it for this blogathon. Back in July, I watched Black Caesar and its sequel Hell Up in Harlem as part of the Blind Spot challenge. My daughter wandered in during that, and watched a decent chunk of them both. My wife did the same. They were both out while I was watching Black Dynamite but came home towards the end. My daughter immediately thought I was watching something from my childhood. For a moment, my wife did, too. She only realized I wasn't when she saw Michael Jai White's face.

The aforementioned Black Caesar is one of the movies Black Dynamite draws directly from. Others include Dolemite, Foxy Brown, and Shaft. However, Blaxploitation is not its only target. It also takes on kung fu movies, in particular it goes after one of my all-time favorite movies of any type - Enter the Dragon. It weaves this seamlessly into its tapestry and with no less love than it shows for any other aspect. Given my penchant for Blaxploitation and kung-fu flicks this is a movie tailor-made for me. I laugh from the time it starts all the way through the closing credits.



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There had been a lot of good word of mouth about this film when it won six major prizes in the first ToFarm filmfest last year, notably Best Actor for Bembol Roco and Best Actress of Cherry Pie Picache. Two weeks ago, this was chosen as one of the featured films during the first Pista ng Pelikulang Pilipino. Both times I missed this. Fortunately, the PPP films had extended showings in selected SM cinemas as part of its Cine Lokal program. Luckily, I was finally able to see it on  the last day of its extended run.

Pedicab driver Mang Pepe made a living delivering various loads around in the big market place. His family lived a miserable dead-end life in an urban slum area To help augment their financial requirements, his wife Remedios accepts laundry, his daughter Pina sold cigarettes, his son JP worked in construction but did petty thefts on the side. JP had a blind pregnant wife Isabel, who can see the resurrected Jesus Christ with her in their hovel.

One day, Mang Pepe was able to get his hands on a big amount of money but kept this secret from his family. Instead he tells them all that he wants to pull out of the slum life they've led for the past 10 years, and go back home to their (unnamed) province. So the next day, all five of them and their pet dog Kikay rode two pedicabs and embarked on a very long, dusty, difficult road trip back home. 

There have been a number of parallelisms made about this movie and another PPP movie "Patay Na Si Hesus". Both films have a family going on a long road trip with their pet dog. Both films had Chai Fonacier playing the daughter (but two very different characters). Both films also have a character named Hesus (one is the dead husband, the other is supposedly the real one). Their similarities though end with those similar elements. At their core, these are two very different films. 

Unlike "Patay" which is a black slapstick comedy first with dramatic elements, "Pauwi" is a serious drama first with occasional dark humor. The exhausting road trip of "Pauwi" was fraught with problems, frustrations and troubles day after day. Since they were only riding open pedicabs, they are constantly exposed to dangers of traffic, the elements, hunger and unsavory people. They just have their guts, wits and sense of humor to get them through, and of course, there is Jesus Himself traveling with them.

Bembol Roco plays the father Mang Pepe and Cherry Pie Picache plays the mother Aling Remy. These two veteran actors really gave sincere and moving performances. Not only were their roles physically demanding, it was also very emotionally draining for both of them. That one scene where Aling Remy was asking Mang Pepe about this bad cough was probably enough to win them the awards by itself. Roco did not say anything in that scene, but his face and tears bared his very soul. 

Jerald Napoles plays the lazy rascal JP like it was second nature to him. Of all the characters, his was rather one-dimensional and not too well-developed as written. It was also hard to believe that he was the son of Picache when they looked like they were the same age (in reality Picache is 13 years older), especially in that apology scene at the church. 

Chai Fonacier also plays Pina very naturally, like how we saw her in in "Patay na si Hesus" and "Respeto". We feel her internal struggle here -- stay loyal to family or to break free and claim her future. Her scene waiting out the rain under a shed with the priest was wordless yet it was so effectively unsettling.

As Isabel, Meryl Soriano was a breath of fresh air amidst all the dirt and grime of this film. She was the one who looked clean the whole time. The film did not really introduce how she developed such a personal tactile relationship with Jesus, but we just accept the situation that it was out of the purity of her heart. 

Jess Mendoza may have played sinners in "Baconaua" and "Sa Gabing Nanahimik ang mga Kuliglig", but he played Jesus Christ himself here. It was puzzling when he was first introduced looking through the nail hole in the palm of his hand, wearing a crown of barbed wire on his head, but we get the drift soon enough.  He intervenes at the most opportune moments and makes the most intriguing commentary about religion and about life. 

The topic of abject poverty and what it pushes people to do is not easy to watch. Director Paulo Villaluna wisely breaks the harrowing street scenes with fantasy scenes of the family in finery and ballroom dancing. This potentially depressing film redeems itself by promoting family unity and bonding against all odds. Seeing the family smiling in the face of such hardship gives us pause to reflect about our own lives and our relatively petty concerns compared to theirs. 7/10. 
 

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'Tinsel' Season 10 Episode 2115 Recap - Aired: Thursday 01 September 2017

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Bimpe and Damini are in the office.
Bimpe asks Damini what they are doing after work. 
He says he's going to his place as he didn't pack clothes for tomorrow. 
She says they can work something out. 
He asks if she's still coming over to his place next week. 
She says it takes her forever to drive to his place and back. 
He says it's the same distance it takes him to drive to hers and he's not complaining.
She says it's because he loves her more. 

She gets a call from Bash.
He asks her how Telema's operation went. 
Bimpe is confused.
She quickly recovers and says it was successful. 
Damini asks what operation. 
She shushes him. 


She tells Bash that the doctor told her to rest. 
Bash says it's important she rests, that's why they gave the role to someone else and when she gets better, he would give her another role. 
Bimpe says they need to talk about it. 
She ends the call and sees Damini giving her the look. 
He asks if they are now lying for Telema. 
Bimpe says Telema and Bash have a history and it's not that big of a deal 
He says it's a big deal when the woman he loves would rather lie than tell the truth. 


Brenda comes to the station looking sad. 
Sankey asks if she's okay. 
Brenda says she has come to file a missing person's report for Zane. 
Sankey asks what has changed. 
Brenda says some people can't be trusted. 
Sankey asks who she's talking about. 
Brenda says Serena. 
Sankey says she doubts it. 
Brenda says now she sees where Sankey skills as an officer start an end. 
Sankey asks if she's now insulting her. 
Brenda says someone's life could be in danger. 
Sankey gives her the form to fill. 


A client comes Damini's office to complain that the documentary footage sent to him had no subtitles and he's supposed to send it to a festival later in the day.
Bimpe apologises and says they would work round the clock to fix it. 
The client says if they don't fix it, he would pull out all his projects and sue. 
Damini assures him that it won't come to that as they would sort it out. 

The clients leaves and Damini tells Bimpe that it was her responsibility.
She says it was that period of Telema's wahala
He bangs the table and says Bimpe finally got them into trouble for Telema.
He stalks off. 


Dikibo and Laide are having lunch in a restaurant. 
Laide says it's a relief to be out of the office, with Amaka turning everything into a battle for supremacy. 
Dikibo says something ought to be done about that if she's the one keeping them from moving forward. 
Laide asks if he means Reel. 
He touches her hand and says he's grateful that he can count on her. 
She says she's glad to be his friend but Amaka got the wrong impression from the hug they shared. 
He says he doesn't care what she thinks.
She says she tried to call Amaka to explain but she wouldn't listen. 
He touches her hand again and asks why they are still talking about Amaka; she got her precious divorce papers and he has moved on 
She slowly pulls her hand away and rubs her neck. 


Tessa comes to Charles' office. 
He says he's sorry but he wouldn't be able to give her what she wants again. 
She asks if Odyssey was booted off the project. 
He says they pulled out. 
She says he couldn't even tell her as Head of publicity and she was embarrassed on set. 
She asks what the point working is if she has no power or information? 
She asks for the real reason they pulled out.
He doesn't respond.
She tells him to talk or she walks. 
He says it's confidential; the investors and Odyssey are no longer happy with the way things are being handled, however, Odyssey is moving on and will focus on delivering its contract with Best Flicks. 
Tessa says Best Flicks deals with online content.
Charles says it a multi picture deal. 
Tessa says she took on the job at Odyssey to play with the big boys so she can no longer be his head of PR. 
She picks up her bag and leaves. 


Dikibo brings Laide back to work. 
She says she is going back to work before Amaka starts breathing down her neck. 
He tells her to let him know if she's giving her any trouble. 
She says she hopes he wouldn't fire her because she's good at her job.
He says he would never fire a staff on personal grounds.
Laide says it could also get people talking. 
Dikibo says Amaka mentioned resigning so she might need a little nudging if it comes to it. 
Laide says if he brings it up, she might think he's forcing her to resign. 
He says he no longer cares what Amaka thinks. 
Laide says they've been down the road before at Reel and it never ends well. 
He says he's tired of talking about Amaka and just wants to thank Laide for being there for him. 


Bimpe's phone is ringing and she's ignoring it. 
Damini asks if she won't pick up.
Bimpe says it's her aunt. 
He tells her to answer then put her phone on silent 
Bimpe answers.
Aunty says she is in town and wants them to do lunch. 
Bimpe says she can't do lunch because she has work. 
Damini tells her to go while he supervises the Temp. 
Bimpe says okay. 

Aunty says she wants to talk to Damini. 
She invites him to lunch. 
He says he can't make it as he has some work to finish. 
Bimpe doesn't look happy. 


Joanne comes to see Sheila at home. 
She asks why the long face. 
Sheila tells her about Freddie. 
Joanne says she's surprised. 
Sheila says she came very close to hitting him. 
Joanne says it's because she cares about him. 
She tells her that he would be alright. 
Sheila says it's what everyone is saying. 
Joanne tells her to put on some shoes so they can go out. 


IK comes to see Serena at home. 
She tells him that Brenda came and things took a turn for the worse. 
He asks what happened. 
Serena says she just doesn't want people to think he does things for her because they have something going on. 
He asks if that's what Brenda said.
He says he would talk to her.

Serena says that's not the point; she needs to stop hiding behind him. 
He asks what she's saying. 
She says it's best they give each other space. 


At Phoenix Prime, Vicky and Aisha are having a meeting.
Charles walks in and says he hopes he's not interrupting anything. 
Aisha excuses them. 

Charles tells Vicky that he's sorry. 
She tells him there is no need to be. 
He says what happened with Mimi was meaningless sex. 
She says so he goes around having meaningless sex with co-workers? 
He tries to speak but she tells him there is nothing to discuss and she doesn't want to hear from him again. 
She walks out.


Amaka's friend, Ego comes to see her at work. 
Amaka hugs her and asks what's been happening.
Ego says she's been traveling and had work in Abuja.  
She asks what really happened. 
Amaka says she would rather talk about happier things. 
She suggests they go out. 
Ego asks what has changed as Amaka was never one who cared much for going out. 
Amaka says a lot has changed. 


Bimpe, Shina and Aunty are having lunch.
Shina teases Bimpe about having too much money to have brought them to such a place. 
Bimpe says she wishes. 
Aunty asks if Damini doesn't bring her there.
Bimpe says he does but they prefer Ziggy’s. 
Aunty asks what Damini is doing now. 
Bimpe says he's busy. 
Aunty says work is not an excuse to stay away from family. 
Shina says Damini is a cool guy. 
Aunty says a man that can't sacrifice his time is not good enough. 

Damini walks in and apologises for coming late. 
Aunty says she was already saying he wasn't serious.
He says he's very serious about her. 

Bimpe asks him about the documentary. 
He says the Temp is working on it. 
He asks Aunty how the convention is going. 


Charles comes to see Nero at home at Nero's request. 
Nero says he read an interesting article in the papers that Odyssey is no longer in the project with Phoenix Prime. 
Charles says the child actor was no longer willing to continue with the project. 
Nero says they could still have used her for other productions. 
Charles says they have a good deal with Invest Africana. 
Nero asks what deal. 
Charles says they promised to send a few projects their way on the condition that Alexis wouldn't be involved. 
Nero says he let go of a perfectly bankable asset for a promise. 
Charles says the industry is built on relationships. 
Nero asks if he at least got it in writing. 
Charles says he has their word.
Nero asks how he expects to keep Odyssey afloat when he can't even make sound financial decisions. 


Joanne and Sheila are having lunch at an outdoor restaurant. 
Joanne asks why Sheila is down. 
Sheila says she broke up with Nero for real.
Joanne asks why. 
Sheila says she can't deal with Amaka's drama anymore 
Joanne says she can understand if she breaks up with him because she's tired but to break her relationship because of Amaka?
Sheila says it's done. 

Amaka and her friend walk into the same restaurant. 
Amaka stops and tells Ego that they should go somewhere else. 
Ego says she loves the vibe around there.
Amaka turns around and leaves the place. 
Ego follows.

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'Jemeji' Season 1 Episode 129 Recap - Aired: Thursday 01 September 2017

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Fonton is sitting on the floor with his hands tied. 
The goons make fun of him, calling him the mind of the people. 
Half-a-day asks if he's ready. 
Fonton says he's ready to kill him. 
Half-a-day feigns hurt asking if Fonton wants to kill him. 
He asks his goons if they can hear their Otogan wants to kill him. 
Fonton says he's not interested in becoming any chief. 
Half-a-day says he likes how his mouth is sharp because it was the same thing with that his Aashawo. 
Fonton promises that Half-a-day's own is finished. 
He spits at him. 
Half-a-day says today is not about any of them but about making Aji great again.
He asks if Fonton likes how Aji is, with no leadership, poor security and the people are just dying. 
Fonton says he's the one killing them. 
Half-a-day tells them to cover Fonton's mouth.

At the lodge, Folake is dragging her suitcase towards the door. 
Senami comes in and says she needs to talk to her. 
She asks if she's going somewhere. 
Folake says it's a short trip. 
Senami asks if it's Lagos 
Folake says she would pass through Lagos. 
She asks why Senami is there so early. 
Senami says she barely slept. 
Folake asks what happened. 
Senami says Kingsley. 
Folake says she didn't know Senami had the stamina to go all night.
Senami says that's not it; Kingksey has been giving her weird vibes. 
Folake asks if it's vibes like he's tired of her. 
Senami says he even calls her his girlfriend but he's been shady and she thinks he may be dangerous. 
Folake sits up and asks if she thinks he's a criminal or a psycho. 
Senami says both and she wanted to know if Folake has seen anything. 
Folake says no. 
She says Senami had better leave his house. 
Senami says she needs to know as Neza tells her he killed her grandmother. 
Folake tells her to pack her things and leave the house. 
Senami says what if he's really dangerous. 
Folake says she has no option but to pack her things and leave. 


The goons are dragging Fonton through the hush and singing.
They come face to face with Oviyon and his own boys. 
Oviyon tells them that the fight is not necessary. 
Half-a-day holds Fonton by the neck. 
Fonton's hands are still tied and there is a gag on his mouth. 
Half-a-day says they want peace and they want to make Aji great again. 
Oviyon addresses the goons, asking if this is really what they want to do, follow Half-a-day without a mind of their own? 
He asks what would happen if Half-a-day decides that he doesn't need them anymore. 
He reminds them of Petunia who treated them like her children and was cooking for them. 
Tote says Petunia saw them as fools who thought her rice and stew would make her do their dirty work. 
Fonton groans. 
Half-a-day asks Oviyon if he likes how Aji is. 
Oviyon says everything wrong with Aji is Half-a-day's fault.
Half-a-day asks if he was the one who made them drop the coffin. 
He asks who's supposed to rule, Miyise and Sewedo who know nothing? 
Jonah tries to speak. 
Half-a-day tells him to shut up because when he makes Fonton the Otogan, Jonah would be next in line.
Oviyon asks If he thinks the whole of Aji would just go along the it 
He asks if Fonton looks like he wants to be Chief.
Fonton struggles to break free. 
Half-a-day brings out a bottle of groundnut.
Oviyon thinks he's bringing out a weapon. 
Half-a-day laughs then passes the bottle of groundnut amongst his boys. 


Obi wakes up to see his hands and feet are bound with ropes. 
He sees Chief's family watching him. 
He asks what's wrong with them. 
Sewedo laughs. 
His mother tells him to be quiet.
She tells Obi that it had to be done as he can't be the ruler of Aji. 
Obi tries to cry for help. 
Nowheyon asks if he thinks they are stupid enough to have done it with the servants around. 
Chief's wife says apparently there was a coup attempt in the village.
Sewedo says Obi has been successful. 
Obi says he didn't plan anything and Sewedo can have chieftaincy because he doesn't want it. 
He shouts for help again. 
Sewedo ties a cloth around his mouth. 
His mother says this is the last that the village of Aji will see of Miyise. 


Folake says she would advise Senami to just leave Aji. 
She checks her watch. 
Senami asks if she's running late 
Folake excuses herself to go and make a call. 

Senami sees Saul through the window.
She runs out. 


Obi's phone rings and Sewedo takes it from the bed, saying it's Obi's girlfriend. 
Chief's wife says they will go out for a while to make sure the village doesn't burn down to the ground. 
Sewedo tells them to go while he watches Obi. 
His mother tells him his place is out there, as he wants to be Chief, the villagers need to know he's in charge. 
Sewedo leaves. 

Nowheyon says she would stay and watch Obi
Her mother tells her not to do anything rash then she leaves

Obi moans to plead with Nowheyon.
She says she will untie his mouth to hear what he wants to say. 
She utakes off the cloth.
Obi says if it's Chief's money they want, they can have it 
She asks why he came back; he and his madness should have stayed away. 
Obi is shocked.
She says she has to give it to him, it got worse and he would pluck out the eyes even when they were alive. 
Obi says it's not him. 
She says that was the same thing he said back then and he wouldn't stop. 
She says Daddy was right and the madness is just too powerful.


Saul is walking into the forest. 
Senami is following him. 
She sees splatters of blood on some leaves.
She hides in the bush when she sees him returning. 

She goes forward till she sees a hut. 
She enters and the smell makes her cover her nose. 
She sees bloodstains, cotton wool and a surgical mask. 


Half-a-day tells Oviyon that he has said his piece.
He asks if now wants them to hold hands and dance in a circle? 
His boys sing 'Ring around a Rosie'. 
Half-a-day tells Oviyon's boys that Oviyon just likes to talk and he doesn't have time for that, he just wants to make Aji great. 
Fonton protests. 
Half-a-day says if they won't support him then it means they are enemies of Aji, their children are enemies of Aji and their mothers are enemies of Aji. 
He says if they want to face the repercussions of resisting him, then they should wait. 
2 palace attendants and another member of Oviyon's men run away. 


Senami is in the bush trying to make a phone call. 


Half-a-day asks Oviyon if he's still there. 
Oviyon tells them to just pack and leave as there is nothing left for them in Aji. 
His phone rings. 
He ignores it at first then he answers. 
Half-a-day and his boys laugh at him. 
Oviyon tells Senami that he can't talk right now. 
She tells him that she needs his help. 
Someone covers her head with a black sack cloth. 


Nowheyon tells Obi that her mother was right in saying a therapist would have been good for him.
He says he didn't do it. 
She asks why he's lying. 
She takes off her eyepatch and asks why he did that to her. 
He asks if Miyise did that to her. 
She asks if talking about himself in the 3rd person is the new trick. 
He says it's not a trick because he's not Miyise and he swears it. 



Saul takes Senami with the sack over her head to another hut. 
Kingsley is there with 2 of his men and there are 3 pregnant women lying on mats on the floor. 
Senami asks if they want money. 
Kingsley says 'Come on!' 
Senami's shocked to hear his voice. 
He says 'My beautiful Senami, even when you think you've been kidnapped you still find a way to keep talking and talking.'
He gives Saul a sign to take off the mask. 
Saul obeys.
Kingsley says 'If you weren't so adorable, all these your talking would have been annoying ages ago.' 
Senami looks around in fear. 


Peace is asleep on the ground in the open with her head resting on her bag.
 A little girl wakes her up. 
Peace wakes up with a start and looks around to see she is in the market square. 

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Documentary Dynamite!: Unearthed & Untold: The Path to Pet Sematary

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Here's a fun documentary that literally came out of nowhere. I had never heard of it, saw no buzz, no release info anywhere. And then one day while browsing Amazon this popped up and I couldn't believe it. Where did this come from? And do people even know about it? Why doesn't anyone talk about it? One night when we were looking for something horror-related to watch, this was a no-brainer. Let's dig in.

If you love Stephen King's famous novel, love the film adaptation, or just love horror in general, this is a must-see. This documentary touches on nearly every single aspect of this classic Stephen King tale, from it's inception, to book, to screen and it's lasting and enduring legacy. Filmmakers John Campopiano and Justine White do a meticulous job in investigating every aspect of the production of the first film, complete with interviews with all the main players, as well as production staff, the filmmakers and even down to the local town folk. Since King insisted that this be filmed in Maine, the production enlisted the help of locals for all aspects of the film and it's quite a treat listening to them talk about their experiences and how that film production affected the town in general. Really great stuff.

Pet Sematary has been regarded as one of the best King adaptations ever produced, and it really kind of took everyone by surprise, as you'll see in the doc. No one knew just how big it would be and how well it would be received, because Stephen King films generally have been hit or miss and a good portion of them don't do well or get adapted well, so this one kind of became one of the biggest successes with his book-to-film releases. There was so much I either didn't know, or had completely forgotten about in the decades since it's release. For one, I totally forgot that King wrote the screenplay himself, which is something he's only done less than a handful of times in his career, all with varying degrees of success.

This completely under the radar documentary took us by surprise and was a welcome addition to our documentary binge-watching. I'm still surprised that it's never mentioned or brought up. If you're a fan of Stephen King, horror, or just this film in general, you owe it to yourself to give this a watch. You won't regret it.

How to watch it:
You can rent it on a number of different streaming sites. I rented it on Amazon. There were only 1000 DVD/Blu Ray Combo's pressed, and I know there are still a few of those left for sale over at HorrorPack if you need a physical copy.

Get Out: Blu Ray Review

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Get Out: Blu Ray Review


White liberal guilt plays a big part in the smart satirical take on social mores from debut director Jordan Peele's box-office bashing, genre-mashing thriller.
Get Out, from Jordan Peele

Essentially riffing on the Meet The Parents story and the Stepford Wives, Brit actor Kaluulya plays Chris, a young African-American, whose girlfriend Rose (Girls star Alison Williams) takes him to the family estate for a weekend.

Already nervous about what may lie ahead, Chris' unease is further heightened when he arrives on the estate and finds an African-American groundskeeper and an African-American housekeeper. Despite his prospective father-in-law's reassurances that he's aware how it looks, but it's not what it seems, it sets the tone for Chris' weekend.

However, things get more mysterious when an annual event on the estate sees out-of-towners arrive....

To say more about the dread-laced atmospherics of Get Out is to rob the film of the freshness that unfolds along with the unease of atmosphere accompanying it.

There's a reason Peele's subversive and sinister Blumhouse-produced debut has received such acclaim - and it's largely due to the satirical elements within, as well as the clear commentary on the times we live in and how African-Americans are treated both within society and perhaps to a lesser extent, within the Hollywood system.

Get Out, from Jordan Peele

Tapping into the unease that's currently in America, where movements like Black Lives Matter continue and where tensions continue to grow, despite calls of progression, proves to be fertile ground for Peele, and gives the film a feeling of something more below the surface.

Cultural appropriation is wrapped up within as well - and much like Scream 2's meta take on how African-American actors are treated within Hollywood's horror factory (hint - easily and quickly dispatched by the killer within the opening act), Get Out plays with perceptions with as much ease as it plays with the tropes of the thriller / horror genre.

Unlike most horrors, Get Out deftly manages to spin both a web of unease and atmospherics simultaneously without ever losing sight of what it sets out to do. Along with a modicum of jump scares, as well as some sly humour, Get Out never threatens to topple the house of cards once the reveal comes in - many horrors tease and tantalise, but when the ultimate reveal comes of either who the killer is or what's afoot, the web collapses into a dirth of plot-holes; Get Out never once falls into that trap (even though there are a few narrative conveniences in the final moments).

With an appropriation of one of the mystical elements of Stranger Things to his own twisting, Peele, who wrote and directed Get Out, has created a film that feels both contemporary, satirically smart and timeless. Whether that's more a sad indictment and damnation of what the film has to say about the treatment of African-Americans is certainly up for debate.

Get Out, from Jordan Peele

But what's not really up for debate is how inherently smart and devilishly taut, the clever Get Out is.

From its whip-smart writing (Bradley Whitford's patriarch more than adds creepiness into the idea that he would have voted for Obama for a third time if he could and adds unease into revealing his feelings that owning African-American house workers "is such a cliche"), to its incredible sound-scape, Peele's debut captures and subverts the conventions terrifically as the story plays out.

It's best to know little about this film going on, as the less you know, the more it grabs you in its vice-like grip - and its take on 21st century liberalism may leave you a little rocked and disturbed when the lights ultimately go up. Awkwardness and avant-garde approaches to the genre and the general terror of the story's unspooling make Get Out an at times, queasily paranoid watch.

However, you'd do wisely to believe the hype, as this is one of 2017's best and smartest films - and as such, it's more than worth at least one visit to the cinema - if not more.