Jumat, 31 Mei 2019

How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

Watch Movies TV -***DISCLAIMER*** The following review is entirely my opinion. If you comment (which I encourage you to do) be respectful. If you don't agree with my opinion (or other commenters), that's fine. To each their own. These reviews are not meant to be statements of facts or endorsements, I am just sharing my opinions and my perspective when watching the film and is not meant to reflect how these films should be viewed. Finally, the reviews are given on a scale of 0-5. 0, of course, being unwatchable. 1, being terrible. 2, being not great. 3, being okay. 4, being great and 5, being epic! And if you enjoy these reviews feel free to share them and follow the blog or follow me on Twitter (@RevRonster) for links to my reviews and the occasional live-Tweet session of the movie I'm watching!  Unpopular opinion but I think the dragons in this franchise are cooler than the ones in Game of Thrones.



How to Train Your Dragon:  The Hidden World – 5 out of 5

The adventures of Hiccup and Toothless hit me very unexpectedly when the first film came out in 2010.  The trailer made the film look like a lot of fun and I saw it in the theater and found a feature that was not only that but also something with heart and a lot of charm.  Its sequel was just a great but also added another dose of drama to make it feel like the franchise was growing up and, like the first one, I loved it.  I wanted to see the third film, How to Train Your Dragon:  The Hidden World, in the theater but wasn’t able to get around to it sadly; however, with the franchise being 2 out of 2 hits for me, I blind bought the third film.  I had no reservations about doing so and felt there wasn’t a single risk or gamble with this move and, as it turns out, the third film was another out-of-this-world hit for me and one that ended the franchise perfectly.

I'm not crying, you're crying...and so am I.  A lot.

Welp, this might be the coolest way to enter literally
anywhere.
After the death of his father Stoick (Gerard Butler), Hiccup (Jay Baruchel) attempts to find his place as the leader of the people of Berk and continue to make it a human and dragon safe haven.  However, with all the people and dragons, things are getting a little cramped and so Hiccup has become determined to locate the “Hidden World;” a secret location his father spoke off where dragons lived in peace.  As he attempts to bring his plan into fruition, Hiccup and his trusty Night Fury dragon Toothless discover a white female Fury (nicknamed Light Fury by Hiccup’s partner Astrid—voiced by America Ferrera).  This new female belongs to a devious hunter by the name of Grimmel the Grisly (F. Murray Abraham) and he plans on using it to bait Toothless in order to capture and kill him like he’s done with countless other Night Furies.  Now Hiccup must team with his friends to stop Grimmel and find a new home for both his people and the dragons they care so much about.

The Hidden World has "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" playing on a loop...which is amazing
because this movie takes place in a time where that song didn't exist.

The Hidden World is the final film in the franchise and it closest out the trilogy in an immensely satisfying way.  In more ways than one, the story is showcasing a “goodbye” in its narrative and through this illustrates just how far we’ve come with traditional animated “kids” movies.  This film still has all the fun and excitement of the previous two films but also shows how mature it is as we see Hiccup and Toothless’ relationship evolve and grow.  It’s strikingly beautiful the way the film doesn’t try to water itself down as it explores its drama and more emotional side.  Each of these films have the sweet moments and teary eyed moments and this one is no exception but what makes this one different is how the story presents itself and mirrors how the characters are now older and more mature.  With this growth, it delivers a conclusion that is bittersweet but also very heartwarming and satisfying.

"The cute little dragon was able to find someone, why can't you?"
My mom after watching this.

Sweet beard, Hiccup!
From a story perspective, the film is incredibly satisfying and wholly entertaining.  From an animation standpoint, the film is just incredible.  To prepare for this final entry into the series, I decided to watch the two previous films back-to-back and it’s amazing to see how the animation and design has developed.  The first one still looks great but the level of detail they’ve been able to incorporate into the characters and the locations is nothing but astounding.  The second film was a leap forward in this department from the first one and this third one is just another jump.  The backgrounds are so colorful and lush, the character animations are insanely crafted and everything moves and reacts in a way that feels like a cartoon but also looks incredibly realistic at the same time.  I love that with every passing animated feature I check out I am impressed with the work the animators and designers are able to come up with and this one definitely excels in this department.

Oh damn, Toothless proved himself worthy and now has the power of Thor.

I'm including this because Hiccup giving the "thumbs
up" to Toothless as he courts the Light Fury just
cracks me up.
Many of the same actors returned to voice the characters they initially gave life to in the first and second film—with notable exception of T.J. Miller being replaced by Justin Rupple as Tuffnut due to Miller’s unstable behavior IRL.  The performers—Jay Baruchel, America Ferrera, Cate Blanchett, Gerard Butler, Craig Ferguson, Jonah Hill, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Kristen Wiig and Kit Harrington—are still delivering wonderfully and are able to have their characters express their growth and development that we have seen in the story.  I also really enjoyed F. Murray Abraham’s performance as the antagonist Grimmel.  Abraham really made the character a threatening and calculating villain that was very chilling.  He knew how to be that bad guy that you love to hate but are also kinda impressed with how he is able to accomplish his dastardly deeds.

He also has some pretty decent funny moments.

While I’m bummed to see the trilogy come to an end (unless of course spin-offs start or new sequels suddenly go into production) I felt How to Train Your Dragon:  The Hidden World closed out its story in the best possible way.  Visually, the film is stunning and the cast is great and there are a ton of gags that are very funny (Toothless trying to woo Light Fury is very choice) but the heart this film puts on display and its exploration of the bond that Hiccup and Toothless have is really what made not only this film magical but what made this franchise truly something special for me.

Let's end this review with an adorable screenshot of Toothless.

Men In Black (5 Stars)

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I've returned to this film after only six weeks, and I had to increase my rating. After I watched it today I asked myself, "What is less than perfect about this film?" and I couldn't give an answer.

Agents J and K are a perfect team. I don't mean that they're the perfect team to save the universe, although that's probably true. I mean they're the perfect team to entertain the viewer. The two bounce off one another with humorous intensity. K is disciplined and sad, while J is spontaneous and happy to do his job. Come to think of it, why does K come before J? Agent Z is the boss, so maybe the letters are assigned in reverse order.


The most hilarious scene is the interrogation of the dog. If I weren't aware of the level of computer technology today I'd be rushing to the post box to mail a letter complaining about cruelty to animals.

Now I need to watch the second and third films, finally, before the fourth film is released. So many films, so little time.

Success Rate:  + 4.5

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Review of GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS: Cued for Coexistence

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After losing her son in the big kaiju battle in San Francisco five years ago, Dr. Emma Russell developed a machine called the Orca, which can generate an alpha soundwave which can communicate and control the behavior of the Titans, ancient god-like monsters which ruled the earth way before the time of man. She wanted to use the Orca to reestablish order on earth by co-existing in harmony with the Titans. However, her estranged husband Dr. Mark Russell believed otherwise, and worked with others to stop her plans. 

This film is a follow-up to the first Godzilla reboot film five years ago, but the human story focused on a new family, the Russells. Irreconcilable differences led to the divorce of Mark (Kyle Chandler) and Emma (Vera Farmiga) following the events of San Francisco, with their daughter Madison (Millie Bobby Brown) living with her mother. However, Emma's seemingly misguided philosophy about what's best for the future of the earth led to renewed conflict between her and Mark, and later, between her and Madison. 

Two actors reprise their roles from the first movie. Ken Watanabew as the Japanese scientist Dr. Ishirō Serizawa, who was firmly on the side of Godzilla (or Gojira in Japanese). His faith in Gojira gave the film a big emotional moment that gave humans existence the second chance it badly needed at that point. Sally Hawkins was very much underused here, especially as her character Vivienne Graham goes out of commission early in the game. 

It was great to see the ageless Chinese beauty Zhang Ziyi is back on the big screen again, this time playing Dr. Ilene Chen, an expert on the connection between the monsters and the myths behind them. Another strong female character was that played by Aisha Hinds, Col. Diane Foster, head of Monarch military forces. "Game of Thrones" Lannister patriarch Charles Dance got to play what he played best, a ruthless man with a very radical sense of setting things into order, Col. Alan Jonah. Wait up for his extra scene at the very end of the closing credits.

However, like the first film, the main draw of this film was also those spectacular fight scenes between and among the titanic monsters. This time around there were seventeen other monsters who shared the limelight with Godzilla. The three main ones were: the Queen of the Monsters Mothra; the mutant pteranodon Rodan; and the most invincible one of them all, the three-headed arch-nemesis King Ghidorah. These exciting monster fights were indeed the lifeblood of this franchise, with the sound effects and laser light effects further adding to the exhilaration. Kaiju fanboys will rejoice! 7/10. 


The Rotting Zombie's Round-up of Horror News for May 2019

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Another month and some changes to the way I do my blog. With my day job hours changing to four longer days rather than five normal length days it means I won't have time to do my blog in the evenings. Instead Monday is designated blog day, set aside to do a weeks worth of blog posts...that is the plan anyway.

Principal production has began on psychological thriller Paradise Cove and stars Mena Suvari (American Horror Story) and Todd Grinnell (Grace and Frankie). They play a contractor and his wife who have gone to Malibu to sell his dead mother's beach house. However they become terrorised by a crazy homeless woman (Kristin Bauer van Straten - True Blood) who lives underneath it. This is to be directed by Martin Guigui, with a script by Sherry Klein.

A special collectors edition Blu-ray has been released earlier this month for entertaining horror comedy Murder Made Easy, I said in my review for that "I came to this with expectations of a dull murder mystery and left having really enjoyed what I had witnessed". The Blu-ray from Scream Team Releasing was released on 21st May and features extras including audio commentaries, deleted scenes, rehearsal footage, bloopers, trailers, 5.1 surround sound and more.

 

Production is set to begin on the next installment of the found footage franchise Hell House LLC. Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire started production at the start of May and will premiere exclusively on Shudder later this year. Actors from both Hell House LLC and it's sequel Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel are set to return. Terror Films president Joe Dain has stated it will be taking inspiration from the first film, I think this is a good sign as the sequel was vastly inferior. In this final chapter (which takes place a year after the events of the second film) a billionaire buys the notorious hotel in order to host his popular interactive show 'Insomnia'.

Urban horror film Room 9 is now in post production. Inspired by the works of Jordan Peele (Get Out, Us, The Twilight Zone) this is written and directed by Thomas Walton, and is about a bed and breakfast with a tragic past. It stars Kane Hodder (Friday 13th series), Michael Berryman (The Devil's Rejects) and Scout Taylor Compton (Rob Zombie's Halloween 1 & 2).


In The Blink of An Eye is an anthology of short horror stories all based on the excellent found footage Butterfly Kisses. The book goes deeper into the fictional urban legend of 'The Blink Man'. This legend states that if you stare into the Illchester tunnel for an hour without blinking at midnight a supernatural being known as 'Peeping Tom' will appear. The anthology is written by a multitude of different authors and has such stories as a PTSD suffering war veteran who starts to see a hypnotist, a student investigating her teacher's apparent suicide, and a holy man whose scarred eye is always open. Check out the Kickstarter here.

Coming soon to Android and iOS devices is Slasher - an app that is designed to be a social network for horror fans. its intentions are stated to be 'a space where such things like the human body being used in horror movies and art aren't a problem'.

There is an IndieGoGo campaign currently running to raise additional funds for horror film Kill Giggles. This feature length film is about a serial killer that targets clowns, the aim being to make a film where clowns are the victims rather than the aggressors. Check out the page here where there are the usual assortments of perks based on what you pledge.



On the subject of crowd funding The Curse of Valburga is approaching the end of its campaign which isn't doing so well. This slasher/comedy is about an old mansion with a dungeon full of degenerates. Their IndieGoGo page can be found here, again with an assortment of perks available.

The final news concerns Frolic Pictures which is celebrating its 10 year anniversary with new Jared Masters reissue titles on double and triple feature DVDs. These include Premature Birth/Blood School/Madam Ans' House of Shame, The Magical Pyramid/Ballerina Massacre, The Pleasure Girl Gang/Kittens in Heat/Diary of a Teenage Call Girl, Lesha, My Secretary/Cannibals Vs. Virgins, and Hot Cats!/Zombie Punx.

NEFERTITI, QUEEN OF THE NILE (1961)

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Michael Curtiz's The Egyptian, taken from Mika Waltari's best-seller, is remembered as a box-office flop that almost immediately killed the career of Edmund Purdom, who took on the title role after Marlon Brando abruptly quit the production. After the massive success of The Ten Commandments (1956), however, producers perceived a persistent market for things Egyptian onscreen. Italian producer Ottavio Poggi saw something salvageable in The Egyptian's setting, the reign of proto-monotheist Akhenaten, and in Purdom, the Egyptian himself. The actor was already making films in Italy, and Poggi brought in two more American stars to make his project more marketable in the U.S. From our perspective his biggest get would be Vincent Price, who had just embarked on his run of Roger Corman Poe films for American-International and had a period pedigree thanks to his performance as "master builder or master butcher" Baka in The Ten Commandments. For the title role, the icon of ancient beauty thanks to the famous bust, Poggi landed Jeanne Crain, an Academy Award nominee who apparently had reached the end of the line in A pictures back in Hollywood. Fernando Cerchio, a writer-director who had come to specialize in period pictures and had written for Purdom in Herod the Great, took the helm for Poggi.


The results may surprise students of Egyptian history. Akhenaten, or Amenophis IV (Amadeo Nazzari) is a bit on the psychotic side, but overall seems a well-meaning fellow. Having just defeated a Chaldean army shortly before ascending to the throne, the prince is impressed by the monotheistic preaching of a captured Chaldean holy man (Carlo D'Angelo). On the homefront, his buddy Tumos (Purdom), a sculptor, has fallen in love with Tenet (Crain), a woman about whom he actually knows very little. He does know that it's dangerous to love her, since Tenet's dad doesn't approve. The old man sends goons to beat up Tumos, but he gets away to find sanctuary with Amenophis' army. The pharaoh-to-be promises to permit nothing to interfere with Tumos' romance with Tenet, but he himself knows little about the girl. He goes out of his way to be nice to Tumos as a rule because he has a nasty tendency of trying to kill his friend during the occasional psychotic break. Thankfully, Tumos tends to be a good sport about this.


Tenet turns out to be not merely the ward but the daughter of Benakon (Price), the high priest of Amon. Dad has been batting away suitors so that he can marry the girl off to the next Pharaoh, to improve his own connections in the royal household. He puts Tenet through a symbolic ritual sacrifice, "killing" her by shedding a single drop of blood so she can be "reborn" as Nefertiti. A marriage is quickly arranged, with poor Amenophis having no reason to know, thanks to the name switch, that he's broken his word to Tumos. The new pharaoh is preoccupied with theological speculation and his guilty conscience over all the men he's killed in war and appears to be impotent, marking this as an alternate reality in which King Tut will never exist.


Amenophis (he never changes his name to the more familiar one) thinks he's doing his pal a favor by commissioning him to carve the famous Nefertiti bust, but the sculptor only feels betrayed by both pharaoh, who didn't know better, and queen, who had no choice in the matter. He doesn't notice how Merith (Liana Orfei), the workshop's resident model, exotic dancer and archer, is pining for him. Merith is the sort of character the modern audience would want to see win out in the end, since she's a fighting heroine on top of being arguably more attractive than the legendary queen. Her archery comes in handy several times, including the film's obligatory -- The Egyptian had one, after all -- lion fight, which Tumos, being no Victor Mature, isn't going to win by himself.


Meanwhile, with Amenophis's encouragement, the Chaldean priest is building a monotheist cult, to the dismay of High Priest Benakon. Just to show that monotheists have no monopoly on intolerance, Benakon stirs up a riot during which the Chaldean and many of his followers are murdered. This backfires on the high priest when the angry pharaoh makes monotheism the national religion and bans all other cults. There's nothing left now but to stir up an army and overthrow Amenophis, regardless of the consequences to Benakon's daughter, the queen. Can a loyal army outside the capital save the day? Can Nefertiti get Amenophis to show some backbone and stand up to the rebels? I'll spoil that one: the answer is no, because our alternate-reality pharaoh has killed himself in a fit of war guilt. Well, can Tumos save the day? Again, the answer is no, because he's about to get himself stabbed to death by Benakon before Merith puts an arrow into the high priest to end the insurrection once and for all.


Purdom is weak and Crain is pretty much wooden, required almost literally to be nothing but a pretty face. Vincent Price does what he can with his villain role, but seems uncomfortable in his high-priest regalia. Liana Orfei nearly steals the picture but doesn't quite get enough screen time to pull off the heist. Cerchio has some of the same shortcomings as other peplum directors, particularly an inability to make mass battle scenes interesting, but he's better at staging and framing dramatic confrontations in the film's interiors. The production falls short on the exteriors, however, and overall you get the feeling that Poggi blew his wad on signing the Hollywood talent and had to cut corners elsewhere. Nefertiti is interesting as an eccentric take on the Akhenaten story and is worth a look for Vincent Price fans, but is probably too close to The Egyptian for its own good, or its audience's.

SIGNATURE ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS OLIVIA WILDE IN 'A VIGILANTE'

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Signature Entertainment have announced that the powerful and acclaimed A VIGILANTE starring Olivia Wilde will arrive in UK cinemas & on Digital in May and on DVD in June.


OLIVIA WILDE IS POSITIVELY BRILLIANT” - VANITY FAIR 

  ★★★★ DEN OF GEEK



Starring Olivia Wilde (Tron: Legacy), Morgan Spector (Homeland) and CJ Wilson (Manchester by the Sea). Directed by Sarah Daggar-Nickson. From the Producer of Lone Survivor and 2 Guns. Executive Producers of End of Watch and Bone Tomahawk.


Synopsis:

Olivia Wilde gives a defining and captivating performance in what critics are hailing the most important film of the year. A once abused woman, Sadie (Olivia Wilde,), devotes herself to ridding victims of their domestic abusers while hunting down the husband she must kill to truly be free. Co-starring CJ Wilson (The Sinner) and Morgan Spector (Homeland) this is a compelling, gritty and highly enthralling revenge thriller with a powerful message. 


Signature Entertainment presents A VIGILANTE at Cinemas and on Digital HD Friday 31st May and DVD 3rd June 2019.





90's Thriller Throwback: Payback (1995)

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From The Director of Waxwork and Full Eclipse Comes a Sexy Thriller That Delivers The Goods

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Having always been a big fan of writer/director Anthony Hickox's (Waxwork, Full Eclipse, Warlock II) early work, I've always wanted to see this one, but always found it hard to track down a tape at a decent price. Much like a lot of films I adore from this period, this is another one that never got an official DVD release in the U.S., having only been released on VHS as far as I know. If a Laserdisc release was also done, I've never come across it. So I would randomly scour eBay for years until I finally found a VHS for a decent price, and that day finally came so here we are.

Released in 1995, after a string of successes that included Warlock II, Hellraiser III and the insanely awesome Full Eclipse, Payback see's him sticking to his strong visual palate that I love so much. He's a director that takes just as much care in the visual camerawork as he does with the material. In some cases, his impressive camerawork elevates mediocre material and that's exactly what's going on here. A pretty standard by the numbers revenge tale is brought to life with some impressive visuals that reminded me why I love his particular style of directing.

C. Thomas Howell (The Hitcher) plays Oscar, a convict who decides to exact revenge on the sadistic prison guard (Marshal Bell) who killed his friend behind bars once he's released. Before his death, his friend tells him of a secret stash of money hidden in a cemetery. It just so happens that this secret stash is also close to where this sadistic prison guard has retired to, now blind after an accident and running a cafe in a small town with his gorgeous wife Rose (Joan Severance). Oscar decides to use the opportunity that he's blind to acquire work at the cafe and ultimately falls for Rose. But there is more at play here than meets the eye, and soon enough the layers of deceit begin to unravel.

For a film this small, it's impressively shot. I mean, it's a really great looking film all around and I really hope someday I can see it in widescreen. The cast is pretty topnotch, with Marshal Bell again delivering another memorable bad guy in the form of a sadistic prison guard who's now blind. Joan Severance has never looked sexier and the constant teases until the eventual sex scenes will drive you crazy in a good way. The sex scenes do not disappoint either.

Payback is a film that plays it pretty straightforward for the most part, a tale of revenge, but things aren't always as they seem in this one, which was a nice surprise. Kudos to them for taking an unconventional route to spice things up. While there's nothing shockingly special about this one, it's pretty damn good in the low-budget thriller genre with some impressive camera work, exceptional performances and a plot that takes things to the next level make this a highly enjoyable experience overall. Too bad it's kind of hard to track down for a decent price.

Classic Movie Review: Le Silence de la Mar (1949)

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Le Silence de la Mer (1949) 
Directed by: Jean-Pierre Melville.
Written by: Jean-Pierre Melville based on the short story by Vercors.
Starring: Howard Vernon (Werner von Ebrennac), Nicole Stéphane (The Niece), Jean-Marie Robain (The Uncle).
 
The French Auteur Jean-Pierre Melville would make some visually brilliant films – films that often don’t rely on dialogue at all, but their visuals. He would also go onto to make one of the defining films of the French resistance during WWII in his 1969 masterpiece Army of Shadows. His first film as a director though was Le Silence de la Mar – which he shot in 1947 just after the war, and was released in 1949. It is a much quieter film about a much quieter form of resistance by the French in WWII – and also an angry film about what was done to his country. It is essentially a three-person drama, almost all set inside one house is rural, occupied France. There an Uncle (Jean-Marie Rabin) and his niece (Nicole Stephane) live out their lives under occupation, until there is a knock on their door – and soon they have been assigned a German officer to stay with them. This is Werner von Ebrennac (Howard Vernon) - a Francophile of a sort. Much of the film takes place around the fire, in the sitting room of this house. Werner talks and talks and talks about how this war will ultimately be a good thing – it will bring together the German and the French culture and people. The Uncle and Niece don’t say a word. We hear the Uncle – extensively – in voiceover describing the action. But if the Officer is around, they don’t speak.
 
The film then, probably shouldn’t work. It breaks the cardinal rule of show, don’t tell – and even does it one better (worse) in that the Uncle is often describing action that we are quite literally watching at the exact same moment – the definition of redundancy. And it, once you sink into its rhythms, it becomes very quietly involving. The voiceover works, if for no other reason than without it, the film would be so quiet if Werner isn’t talking, and also there would be no way for the Uncle’s point-of-view to come across (in part, this is because of the strange decision to cast a man in his 30s to play the Uncle, then place him in old age makeup – which isn’t so much distracting, as confusing, as it doesn’t allow much acting by Robain through his face – he doesn’t need it though, since the whole point is that the two of them are essentially emotionless whenever the officer is around.
 
The film, I think, shows the quiet resolve of the French people. This old man and this young woman have no other way in which to resist the occupation that has taken over their country. They cannot fight – it would mean their death – and they cannot do much else. What they can do is be quietly defiant in the face of this intrusion into their home. And they do that. It is also an interesting choice to have Werner be one of the “good ones” as it were. Werner really does see this war as a good thing. When he talks he is full of hope for the future – he is optimistic. He knows they are ignoring him, and yet he wants to reassure them anyway.
 
For the most part, the attempts to open up the narrative don’t work as well – the film is best, when it is this quiet war in the home. But it’s necessary for the final turns in the movie. As Werner talks to the other German officers, he realizes – apparently for the first time – just what his country is doing, and what it plans to do. He is horrified and sickened by what he hears – and he cannot live with himself anymore. This leads to the climactic scene – which, of course, is very quiet – where for the first time instead of just walking into the living room, he knocks at the door – and waits for a reply. He finally gets one – just three short words by the Uncle, and upon entering, and telling them what he’s going to do, he gets one word from the niece as well. It’s as shocking as four words could ever be in a movie.
 
This film isn’t that masterpiece that Army of Shadows is – or Le Samourai, or several other Melville films are. But it’s a very interesting starting point for Melville. It’s also not as bitter and angry as the opening title card – which says reconciliation between France and Germany is impossible – would lead you to believe. Yes, it’s hard to believe that there could be a German officer like Werner, shocked by the reality of what his people are doing. But it’s interesting to think of one of them having morals enough to be sickened by it, but not enough to actually do something useful. Melville would go onto make several masterworks. This isn’t one – but it’s still a damn good place to start.

Film Review: PARASITES (2016)

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PARASITES *** U.S.A. 2016 Dir: Chad Ferrin 80 mins

Driving through a really rough part of town in their big, expensive, shiny truck 3 college friends end up lost and travelling deeper and deeper into unchartered tent city territory. They get a puncture and on getting out to fix it are descended upon by a large gang of hobos who threaten, beat and kill all 3 of them. Well, so they think anyway but one of them, Marshall (Sean Samuels) survives and makes a break for it stark bollock naked through the streets pursued by head hobo Wilco (Robert Miano) and his gang of blood thirsty, murderous bums most of which seem to be named after the weapons they brandish (Spade, Chains etc). Marshall spends the rest of the night fighting off bums, witnessing cruel situations of abandonment and domestic abuse and endlessly running around trying to find someone in authority to report the murder of his friends to.
The acting is great from pretty much everyone involved especially Robert Mianos (Donnie Brasco) portrayal of Wilco as the foul mouthed, bloody minded, raging homeless overlord. Sean Samuels doesn’t falter in his role of Marshall and there is a brief appearance from Joe Pilato as a ranting, drunken War Veteran now living on the streets. That being said I found the many running scenes arduous and unnecessary. The continuity of these scenes seemed way off a lot of the time. A brief example of this is a scene where Marshall is being chased by a really annoying screaming chain wielding assailant. On the long shot Marshall is easily way ahead of him but they cut to a close up and chain hobo is right behind him, cut away again and he is way behind again. They did this quite a lot, I am assuming to create tension and suspense but it seemed to only make it flat and quite frankly it did the exact opposite and just annoyed me quite a lot.
The very effective John Carpenter inspired soundtrack adds some great darkness and atmosphere throughout so hats off to Matt Olivo for that. The same cannot be said for the versions of American Folk classics “House Of The Rising Sun” and “Where Did You Sleep Last Night” sung by Miano and Samuels, nothing wrong with their singing but I wasn’t really feeling it and felt they were badly placed within the film as in not the best backtracks to endless running montages.
The ending is very Romero-esque in its bleakness though and the SPFX are perfectly reasonable with some good slicing and impaling effects. I really like the idea of this and for the most part enjoyed it but found the drawn out chase scenes let it down a lot.

Review by Sarah Budd




Quick Sips - Fireside Magazine #67

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Art by Matthew Davis
Four short stories and a poem make for a fairly standard month at Fireside Magazine, though it's perhaps a little unusual that none of the fiction falls under 1000 words. It doesn't mean the stories are long, but the extra words give the month a bit more of a melancholy feel. The stories are infused with loss and yearning, with characters moving through a world that is often harsh, often corrupt, and filled with trauma. War, governmental abuse, and complex family dynamics make for a wrenching bunch of stories, and for me there's a sense of wondering what can be done in the face of loss suffered when relatively powerless. How it complicates and deepens hurts. But before I give too much away, let's get to the reviews!

Stories:

“Your Inheritance Will Taste of Salt” by Karolina Fedyk (1820 words)

No Spoilers: This is a generational story, told by a person thinking about their mother and grandmother. Trying to make sense of the stories they’ve been told. Stories that came out of the shattering aftermath of war, where their grandparents disappeared, their lives resolving into a mystery, a blank space around which their mother crafted a story and passed it on. And how true that story is, and what it means if it is or isn’t, is what dominates a lot of the piece for me. It’s heavy with loss and the scars of history, looking at the cages that people find themselves trapped in, knowing that escape might not be possible or permanent.
Keywords: Selkies, Skins, War, Marriage, Family, Seas
Review: I do love how the story weaves together magic and history, telling this family story of a witch and a fisherman who are caught up in a war and lost to it. Because there is a...we’ll say mundane explanation for everything. That the story is the product of trauma, a coping mechanism for the narrator’s mother who needed a way of framing the loss of her parents. So she inserted magic into the uncertainty and terror of war, because it gave her something that she needed. That helped her survive. And a generation removed and the grandchild of these missing people is still dealing with the inherited trauma, unsure of how to think about what they’ve found up. The only history they have is one tinged with magic, a fairy tale version of their own familial past. And they can reject that, insist that there is a logical and tragic explanation. Because it’s not like those are scarce on the ground. Their world is full of them because of the war, and the aftermath. Taking one of those would make them more...normal, perhaps. But the magic also speaks to them because of their own difference, the ways that they aren’t normal or safe. And in examining the magic in their family stories they are reaching for hope, that maybe there is a way for them to escape, to do more than just survive. It’s a beautiful and wrenching sentiment, and it makes for a great read!

“Chiripas” by José González Vargas (1493 words)

No Spoilers: This story chronicles an infestation of a country by small bugs called Chiripas. They are a nuisance at first, but one that everyone thinks is manageable. Until they aren’t. Until they’re much more than people thought. And they expose the corruptions in the country, the ways that institutions that are supposed to help things instead deepen the hurt felt by the largest percent of the population. The piece is about insects but it’s also about failure in governments, and the damage that does, and the scars it leaves. How even getting away from the country isn’t enough to ease the mark that such a situation leaves on a person. It feels almost Kafka-esque to me, the State trying its best to treat people like bugs while ignoring the true infestation that is corruption.
Keywords: Insects, Food, Corruption, Infestations
Review: There is a quiet pain that infuses this story with a power and familiarity that speaks to corrupt systems. The country here has a problem that it deals with at first as it can. It doesn’t seem like a thing. Except it gets worse. And worse. And as it impacts standards of living more and more, people expect some action from their government—which does come, but only to insulate those with the most wealth and power while demanding that the greater population just accept things. The government opts out of its responsibility toward its citizens, instead becoming a gaslighting force trying to tell people that there is no problem, and anyone caught saying otherwise will be punished. And its this kind of systemic abuse that’s really hard to deal with, because it speaks to so many ways that we are abused. That children are raised. That feels like it’s impossible to push back against because in the face of people acting in bad face, there is no argument that is good enough to “convince” people that there is a problem and that they should act. They just won’t, because it’s not about the truth, or arguments, but about power and holding onto what they have. And I just love the ending, the way that the people who live through this are traumatized by it, hyperaware of how they need to try and avoid the bugs, the marks of corruption. And how for those who have not lived through it, it seems ridiculous. Comical even. Only it’s very, very serious. The story hits this mark and hits it hard, leaving me as a reader a bit shaken, with the faint feeling that there are bugs crawling all over my skin. Definitely a piece to check out!

“My Sister Is a House” by Zoë Medeiros (1452 words)

No Spoilers: This story looks at two sisters. One is the narrator, a soldier and a wanderer, who has a tendency to go, to travel, to never really settle. The other is her sister, who is a house. Which, given the title, isn’t really a spoiler. But it’s an interesting and tender look at family, at siblings, and at the deep kinship that these sisters have, despite their differences. For me, it’s a piece that explores expectation and how a person’s nature can be very different from even the person they are closest with. It’s a bit haunting, too, revealing situations that on their surface seem like they are isolated and must be lonely. Diving deeper into the text, though, I’m not so sure that’s the case...
Keywords: Transformations, War, Family, Houses
Review: So as I said above, there’s a certain lonely feeling that I want to feel from the text. The characters are solitary, pulled apart even as they remain linked by their sisterhood. But both women leave in different ways, something that they didn’t seem to expect, given they were told growing up how similar they were. At the same time, all of it also feels natural, feels like them coming into themselves. They might have seemed on the same road when they were children, but as they grow they feel what’s right for them and they pursue it. Which again, I want to say leaves them rather isolated, rather alone. Except it doesn’t. And saying that it does would be putting my own values on their decisions, would be failing to understand that this is not only what they’ve chosen, but what makes them happy. They find peace with one another, peace in the shape and trajectory of their lives. There isn’t any anger between them, nor even disappointment. They still care for and accept one another even when other people don’t seem to understand. And they have each other, and have their lives, and there doesn’t seem to be a problem. The story, which does feel a bit melancholy at times, full of war and hurt, is really more full of life, messy as it is sometimes. It’s no tragedy what happens with the sisters. They live as best they can, embracing their natures even when it seems to keep them apart, and completely accepting the other as whole and able to make their own decision. Which ends up being a complex but heartwarming experience definitely worth spending some time with. A fine read!

“All the Hometowns You Can’t Stay Away From” by Izzy Wasserstein (2211 words)

No Spoilers: This story unfolds in the second person, where you are a person travelling through an infinite assortment of alternate realities. Or alternate simulations, perhaps, as the theory goes that every universe sophisticated enough to produce a simulated reality produces all of them simultaneously, including some that might produce simulations of their own, and on and on. You come from a reality that has discovered that it’s a simulation, and has rigged devices that can transport a person through them. Fleeing a family situation, you are one who snaps through realities, circling the same old hurts, old traumas, and occasionally meeting with other versions of your family, other versions of yourself, as you try to come to terms with what has happened. It’s a deep and wrenching read, focused backward even as the past is not a world you can travel to.
Keywords: Simulations, Alternate Realities, Queer MC, Family, CW- Cancer
Review: So much of this story speaks to me of regret and yearning. Of wanting to find some world that doesn’t carry with it all the pain, all the rejection, all the baggage of the one that we live in, that you live in. And in the story you go out looking for that, not really sure what it means, still very young and not ready to really face that your mother is dying of cancer and your own messy feelings about a woman who has hurt you deeply. Things aren’t simple here, and the act of always returning to different versions of your home is emotionally powerful, a way for you to wonder not just what might have been, but what still be. Because you never really faced the death of your mother, she’s still out there. Still a cat in a bag in the dark, neither alive nor dead, always suspended in the moment years ago when you left. And there’s that question of if leaving was the “right” call. Meaning I guess the “best” call. Was it what you needed to do in order to live, in order to survive, in order to be yourself in a way you needed? Or was it unhealthy, just a retreat from something that should be faced, that needs to be faced? The answer isn’t ever clear here, because life doesn’t have those neat answers, cannot tell you exactly how it would have gone had things been different. Or, in the case of this story, it can tell you exactly what might have been and it still would do nothing to really show what you should do with your choice, your reality. The truth seems to be that there’s no going back. And that it might be time for you to turn to the future and begin to explore what you want without worrying as much about what might have been. Not that it will lead you away from your hurt. Not that it will erase it. But that in order to live in the future you’re snapping into, you have to be fully there, and not tied to a damage that cannot be undone. There will be scars from it, but that doesn’t mean you can’t look with hope on the future. It’s a beautiful read, full of a quiet intensity, and you should definitely go out and read it!

Poetry:

“Mother Tongue” by Jessica Jo Horowitz

This piece speaks to me of, well, of speaking. About language and inheritance. It features a narrator and an idea—an image of a person opening their mouth and their mother emerging. Which is rendered literally but which feels to me more figurative, that what the narrator is waiting for is to speak the language their mother spoke, a language that they don’t really know, that they don’t even have the physiology to speak, because language influences the vocal chords and the body, shaping the person physically even as language shapes the ways that people experience the world. And it’s a careful and rather wrenching look at the loss that comes from not having a language that was a part of your heritage, that didn’t get passed down for whatever reason. And the piece does just a lovely job of weaving this, of linking language to body, to self-perception, through this scene of the narrator looking at themself in the mirror. They are searching for something, waiting for something, hoping for something that doesn’t seem like it will show, that is not encoded the visual ways they might resemble their mother. So there is this gap, this absence, that the narrator seems to be exploring, prompted perhaps by a feeling of loss, of yearning, of wanting to have this connection back to a person who might be gone now or otherwise inaccessible. Or, if not, if still present, yearning for a connection through the language, through the words that cannot be precisely translated. For me it’s a complex look at heritage and identity, the narrator tracing their own outlines and wondering if something that has to now not been in evidence might emerge, might surface. Knowing that it probably won’t, but also knowing that some things seem to go beyond logic or genetics, toward hope, as irrational as it might be. A beautiful poem!

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Film Review: NIGHT TIDE (2019) (Short Film)

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NIGHT TIDE **** UK 2019 Dir: Richard Miller. 9 mins

Few everyday things are as gruelling as the protracted breakdown of a relationship, and this successfully filters one such example through the prism of a genuinely creepy J-horror-influenced tale of the supernatural.
Gavin Fowler (Simon in PENNY DREADFUL) is a young husband stuck in a joyless domestic life at Christmas with an other half (Bethan Sweet) who rarely looks up from her mobile phone. Disturbed one night by someone pounding at the front door, he is then harassed by a recurring ringtone, the fleeting sight of a mysterious woman in a nightgown walking through the house and unreliable, flickering light sources… Co-writer / director Richard Miller sustains an eerie ambience, with effective use of music and a couple of startling shocks paving the way for a well executed twist and a surprisingly poignant outcome. This cleverly constructed short is spooky as a genre piece but finds its most impactful emotional beats in a core story grounded in the normal rather than the paranormal.

Review by Steven West


Film Review: THE SNARLING (2018)

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THE SNARLING * UK 2018 Dir: Pablo Raybould. 83 mins

Unworkably creaky jokes abound in this well-intentioned but laugh-light British horror comedy, in which THE OFFICE’s Joel Beckett is beset with problems while shooting a low budget zombie in a small English village.
An early, heavy handed pastiche of the outstanding first reel of AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON reminds us of a truly great humour / horror juggling act and precedes a series of grisly deaths coinciding with the full moon. Meanwhile, a local schlub with a strong resemblance to the film’s primadonna actor (both played by OUIJAGEIST’s Laurence Saunders) ends up doubling for the thesp. Debuting writer-director Pablo Raybould has all the right role models: he valiantly tries to duplicate the running gags and word play of great spoofs like AIRPLANE! and Mel Brooks’ YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN with dialogue exchanges like:

 “It’s the work of a lycanthrope!”
“Which is…?”
“No! Not witches…”

Sadly, too much of the movie plays out like a horribly dated, barrel scraping BBC sitcom, with dopey procedural humour (a police chief noisily eating a Black Forest gateaux while watching footage of the killings) interspersed with random gags about Lidl, Milton Keynes and the hero’s oft-mispronounced name. Worse still, the presence of gay “jokes” revive the kind of phrases (“trouser bandits” / “bender”) your Dad stopped laughing at in 1989. It’s self-conscious and strained, and Saunders’ mugging performance(s) wear out their welcome quite swiftly. The West Midlands deserves a better werewolf farce.

Review by Steven West





Kamis, 30 Mei 2019

Nautical Month Quick Picks and Pans

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Captain Blood (1935) Errol Flynn kills it in the star-making title role of Michael Curtiz’s swashbuckling epic, based on the book by Rafael Sabatini. After he treats a patient from the wrong side, the young, brilliant Dr. Blood is sentenced to ten years as a slave on a British Colony in Port Royal, Jamaica. He stages a revolt with his fellow slaves, setting out for the high seas as a pirate. Blood establishes his own code of honor, fighting tyranny where he finds it (and amassing a fortune on the side). Olivia de Havilland co-stars as his plucky, capricious love interest, Arabella, the daughter of a slave-owner (Lionel Atwill). Basil Rathbone also enjoys a short, but prominent role as Blood’s rival, the French pirate Levasseur. Thanks to a charismatic performance by Flynn, and more swashbuckling hijinks than you can shake a sword at, Captain Blood is a constant delight.

Rating: ****. Available on DVD
  

Amphibian Man (aka: Chelovek-Amfibiya) (1962) This charming Soviet-era science fiction/fantasy was based on a novel by Aleksandr Belyaev, and filmed on location on the Crimean Coast and on a Leningrad sound stage. Vladimir Korenev stars as Ichtyandr Salvator, a young man with the ability to breathe underwater (his goofy, silvery outfit only adds to the film’s considerable appeal). His scientist father (Nikolai Simonov) saved him from a fatal respiratory ailment by replacing his lungs with shark gills (don’t ask about the science behind it). He retains the ability to walk on land, but remains rooted in the sea. He becomes infatuated with a young woman (Anastasiya Vertinskaya) when he saves her from a shark. She’s engaged to a cruel business owner who exploits his workers and alienates his future father in law. Things come to a head when her fiancé captures Ichtyandr as his personal slave to gather pearls. Amphibian Man is a modern fable, with its romantic subplot and theme about a protagonist living in two worlds. Catch it if you can.

Rating: ***½. Available on DVD


Captain Nemo and the Underwater City (1969) It was a blast to the past to re-discover a movie vaguely remembered from my childhood. Like most trips down memory lane, however, it’s a bit of a mixed bag. In a prequel of sorts to the events in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, the MGM film cribs many of the same plot points from Disney’s 1954 film, including: Nemo’s men rescuing shipwreck survivors, plots to sabotage Nemo’s underwater operation, and a massive beast. Unfortunately, compared to the lavish Disney production, it all looks like sloppy seconds, marred by uneven effects and mediocre dry-for-wet scenes. To its credit, this version features some nice sets, and the Nautilus design looks suitably Victorian. Chuck Connors stars as a Civil War era U.S. senator, who joins a handful of survivors on an accidental visit to Nemo’s advanced underwater city. Robert Ryan doesn’t quite fit the bill as Captain Nemo. His genteel portrayal of the renegade captain lacks the brooding gravitas of James Mason’s performance. Co-star Luciana Paluzzi is under-utilized as Mala, a resident schoolteacher. Part of the conflict is centered around who will stay and who will leave, but considering the current state of affairs (Civil War-era or present day), it seems an enticing prospect.

Rating: ***. Available on DVD (Warner Archive)


Kon-Tiki (2012) Directors Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg chronicle Norwegian explorer Thor Heyerdahl’s (Pål Sverre Hagen) famous 1947 expedition to support his theory about the migration of Peruvians to Polynesia. We have a seat, along with Heyerdahl’s team, as they travail the perilous 101-day, 5,000-mile voyage on a raft constructed of balsa wood. Although it’s well-shot and competently made, it feels a little like a TV docudrama. I found it difficult to keep the character names straight, and many details seemed to be glossed over. If nothing else, it might encourage you to read Heyerdahl’s book, or see the 1951 documentary about the expedition.

Rating: ***. Available on Blu-ray, DVD and Netflix


White Squall(1996) With all due apologies to Shakespeare’s Macbeth, director Ridley Scott’s White Squall is all sound and fury, signifying very little. A group of “teenage” boys (the actors were in their early 20s) set out on a life-changing one-year voyage on the sailing ship Albatross, which will push them to their limits. Many of the young characters blend together as caricatures, rather than flesh-and-blood individuals: the “dumb” kid, the spoiled rich kid, the phobic kid, etc. One of the film’s problems is that it doesn’t know what it wants to be (Is it a disaster movie? An inspirational piece? Or is it a boy’s adventure?). Much like the sailing ship, wandering from port to port, the plot meanders, as you wait for the movie to get to the point. It’s well shot, and the climactic stormy scene is appropriately harrowing, but the rest of the film is a slog to get through. And just when you think it’s over, there’s the requisite tacked-on trial scene, leading to an unsatisfying conclusion with a predictably hollow “all for one and one for all” ethos. Fans of Scott or star Jeff Bridges might be tempted to take a look, but most others should steer clear. Animal lovers take note: There’s a disturbing scene involving the death of a dolphin. It’s a random, violent act that further detracts from the story and undermines any sympathy for the character involved.

Rating: **½. Available on Blu-ray and DVD



The Rift (aka: Endless Descent) (1990) How low can you go? Pretty low, if you’re director Juan Piquer Simon (Pieces, Slugs). Compared to other similarly themed underwater peril films of the late ‘80s, this flick arrived late to the party. The $1.3 million budget probably wouldn’t cover the cost of the effects for the famed “water weenie” sequence in James Cameron’s The Abyss. It’s not the low budget, however, but the lackluster feel of the production that ultimately sinks the movie. Too many scenes seem to have been cut and pasted from other genre films, and the lead, played by Jack Scalia, has about as much charisma as a sea cucumber. 

The crew of deep-sea submersible Siren II, including its principal designer, Wick Hayes (Scalia), set out on a mission to locate the missing Siren I. R. Lee Ermey turns out an uncharacteristically mild performance as Captain Phillips, which left me wanting a tirade or two. Ray Wise adds a little spice as shifty crewman Robbins, but it’s not enough to elevate this soggy mess. The filmmakers bank on the audience’s collective ignorance about deep sea exploration, throwing science fact out the porthole. When the Siren II reaches 22,000 feet, one of the crew members disembarks in scuba equipment. In a later scene, it’s mentioned that the ocean floor is 45,000 feet, despite the fact that the Marianas Trench, the ocean’s deepest known spot, is somewhere in the neighborhood of 36,000 feet. The film’s underwater scenes, its raison dêtre, are unconvincing and bereft of tension. If you’re looking for excitement, you’d be better served watching a toy submarine filled with baking soda. 

Rating: **. Available on Blu-ray, DVD and Amazon Prime