Lonely Glory (1 Star)

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This is the second film I've watched in the 2023 Japanese Film Festival. It may be the last.

If you've been reading my blog for a while you'll know that I rarely give a one star rating. In my description at the top right I say that two stars means "Poor, not worth watching", whereas one star means "Awful, avoid at all costs". That brief description doesn't say it all. The real difference is that a two star film is a film that I don't like, whereas a one star film is a film that's so bad that I can't imagine anyone liking it. That applies to "Lonely Glory".

Haruka is a young woman who's the co-owner of a company that makes a counselling app. After being accused of bullying an employee she resigns rather than apologise. She goes back home to her family, just in time for the funeral of her mother. Her father died a few years ago, so there are just four children left, two boys and two girls. Haruka's elder brother and sister run the family's noodle restaurant. Haruka's brother sits around all day doing nothing. Haruka suggests the restaurant (also the family house) should be sold because it's unprofitable. In actual fact she wants the money from the sale as the start capital for her new company.

The older brother is in love with a young farmer's daughter. The older sister is divorced and unable to move on. Haruka encourages her younger brother to work, so he buys defective items (such as television remote controls) and repairs them to sell them on Ebay, but he hardly makes any money.

Does that sound like an interesting film? It's even worse than my description makes it sound. It's a painfully dull family drama. None of the main characters have any charisma. I had difficulty watching it to the end.

I intended to watch all 12 of the festival films. Now I'm not so sure. I think it's more important that I catch up with my backlog of Smallville episodes.

Life is too short for bad films.

The Techno Brothers (3 Stars)

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Every year there's an online Japanese film festival. It's not available to watch everywhere. For instance, it's available in Germany but not in England. The selection of countries seems to be random, but that's what VPNs are for. I've watched the festival in the past, but usually only a few films, because I didn't have enough time. A few years ago the festival only ran for four weeks. Now it lasts three months, from 1st August to 31st October. During this time I can watch any of the twelve films online. I'm starting a month late, but you know my excuses already... holiday and new computer.

The first film I picked was "The Techno Brothers". It's the title that attracted me.

What did I just watch? It's a road movie that contains so many musical numbers that it can rightly be called a musical. The Techno Brothers are three brothers who play music that's a clone of early 80's Kraftwerk. Their music is good, but as persons they're a strange group. They never speak once in the film, they just follow their manager Himuro in silence. They're unable to find success in their hometown of Otawara, so they set out on a journey to Tokyo, playing concerts on the way.

This is where it gets weird. I assumed Otawara would be in the far south of Japan, but it's actually only a hundred miles away. According to Google Maps it's a two hour journey by car. So why do they need more than a week? They could have travelled to Tokyo and back in a day.

Their manager Himuro is beautiful but cold-hearted. She blames the group for their lack of success. Whenever they go to a restaurant she eats a large meal, but the group members are only allowed a glass of tap water. Half way towards Tokyo one of the group dies of starvation, but she remains unmoved. She doesn't have enough money for the funeral, so she burns his body on a tip and continues the jorney.

What's the film about? Is it a criticism of the music industry? I'd call it a comedy, except it isn't funny. I've checked other reviews, and it seems like everyone apart from me likes it, but even the other reviewers don't seem to know what it's about.

It's a poor start to the festival. If I'm disappointed with the next film, I might not make it through all twelve.

Blue Beetle (3½ Stars)

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I had no idea what this film was about when I first saw it advertised. Then I read that Blue Beetle is a DC super-hero. Curioser and curioser. I'd never heard of him. So I searched online and found that he was created by Steve Ditko in 1939. So how come I'd never heard of him? Finally it became clear. Blue Beetle's adventures were published in Charlton Comics, a company whose comics I never read. Charlton was bought by DC in the 1980's, and Blue Beetle first appeared in DC comics in 1986. By that time I'd long given up reading DC, so there was no way for me to know him.

I was surprised to find that the cinema was almost sold out. There were only two seats left in the front row. None of the recent DC films have been so popular, not even "The Flash" or "The Batman". I asked a friend who works at the cinema, and he told me that "Barbie" and "Oppenheimer" (collectively called "Barbenheimer") have given cinemas a kickstart. Cinema attendance slumped as a result of the Corona pandemic, and apart from occasional blockbusters the audiences stayed at home. Ever since the Barbenheimer phenomenon things have gone back to normal.

It was an interesting audience, almost entirely youngsters, from 15 to 25. It was a rowdy audience. There was a lot of noise while the trailers were being shown, and some were still talking when the film started. I turned round and glared critically a few times.

The film is about Jaime Reyes, a 22-year-old Mexican boy who's possessed by a blue scarab, an alien artefact that builds a symbiotic relationship with him. If the Blue Beetle weren't such an old character, I'd say he's a Venom rip off. The alien is called Khaji-Da and talks in Jaime's head, sometimes giving him advice, sometimes taking complete control of his body.

A lot of the film is slap-stick. It's too much comedy for my taste. It's noticeable the film has no famous actors, with the exception of Susan Sarandon, and I wouldn't include her because her career has withered away in the last 20 years. Obviously DC didn't want to invest too much. I've read that "Blue Beetle" was originally intended to be released straight-to-streaming, but it was decided to give it a theatrical release at short notice. Based on the full cinema, it was the right choice. I wasn't overly impressed, but at least it's better than "The Flash".

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (4 Stars)

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It's good to be back. I don't think I've ever been away from blogging for three weeks, not once since I began my blog in 2010. I didn't even give up blogging when I was in hospital last year, although I admit that my blog posts were about my illness, not films. So what's my excuse for this uncharacteristic lapse? In my last post I mentioned that I would be on holiday for two weeks. So what's the third week about? Laziness? The very opposite! I bought a new computer, which was delivered while I was away. I needed days to set it up when I got home. I don't just mean the operating system, I mean the software I'm accustomed to. I'm almost finished. Almost. For reasons unclear to me my printer (an HP Laserjet) doesn't work with my computer. After hours of fiddling around I've given up. I can still print from my laptop. I have some ideas what I can still try, but I'm exhausted and will leave it till next week.

I'm really proud of the computer. It's the best computer I've ever had. I bought it from Alternate, a company that specialises in gaming computers. I'm not a gamer, but I trust Alternate for quality, so they were the first company I considered. After making my initial decisions on the configuration I had a long conversation with a technical support man who gave me a few tips on improving my choices. In the end I decided on a 16 core Intel i7 processor, with 64 GB memory and 3 TB of disk space. The graphics card is only a GTX 1650. As I said, I'm not a gamer, so the graphics card is an area where I was able to save money. The GTX 1650 is the ideal card for watching 4K movies and doing simple video editing.

The processor is possibly overkill, but on occasion I do chess analysis, so it's good to have the power in reserve. Intel is necessary, because AMD processors have weaker numeric processors and tend to overheat when doing chess analysis. For reasons that I've never understood, AMD has cut corners with integer arithmetic, which is essential for chess programs.

I hesitated a long time with the disk space. I knew I wanted a 1 TB SSD as my first disk drive, but should the second drive be 2 TB or 4 TB? In the end I decided on a 2 TB drive to discipline myself. I already have four external drives, but if I have too much internal disc space I might get lazy and not back up my data often enough. Most of my data consists of material that I've downloaded from the Web, but I also have original creations that I can't afford to lose.

I might have been able to set up my computer faster, but there were distractions. It's the school holidays, so I had to spend time with my grandchildren. I didn't want to, but my family has grown used to me being the full time babysitter, so I couldn't just lock myself away with my computer.

Let's get to the film, before you think I've forgotten about it. I was impressed by the film's atmosphere from the beginning. It seems very dark, surprisingly dark for a film aimed at children aged 6 and upwards. This is in the style of the original comic books. When they were first published in 1984 I ignored them, thinking they were silly comics for children. A few years later I read a few copies, and I was surprised at how adult they were. They were invented by Kevin Eastman, best known as the husband of the actress Julie Strain. He even appeared in a few films with her, such as "Return to Savage Beach".

The film's graphics are amazing. At times it looks like they're painted with oil colours, especially in the night scenes. It looks much better than the messy graphics in the animated Spider-Verse films.

What I don't like is the way the characters of the individual turtles aren't properly developed. They can only be told apart by their different coloured masks and their different weapons. Even the weapons aren't a help, because in the fight scenes everything's a blur and we can't see what weapons are being used. Are the turtles ever introduced by name? I don't think so, but their names are used as the film develops.

Maybe the story is too complicated. The turtles are hunting for a villain called Superfly, but at the same time they're being hunted by scientists who want to steal their powers by milking them. The film jumps from one plot to the other. This type of story works well in comics, but is it suitable for films? I'm not sure. My grandson Oliver didn't seem to have any problems following the film.

I need to watch the film again at least once to get a good impression. I'll write more about it next time, and I'll write less about my computer. It feels good to write my first post with my new computer. Okay, I'm still using the same keyboard, so it isn't a completely different experience. It just gives me a warm feeling in my stomach.

Halloween Kills (4½ Stars)

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This is the 12th film in the Halloween franchise, but only the fourth film in the double-retconned series. Read my post about "Halloween" for an explanation of the confusion. Not everyone understands it. There's a diagram explaining the continuity on the Wikipedia page, but it's incorrect. If my PC hadn't broken down I would have drawn a new diagram. My laptop doesn't have any graphics software.

"Halloween Kills" was made in 2021, but it starts immediately after the events of "Halloween", so it's still 31st October 2018. This makes the film feel like "Halloween 2", which also began minutes after the first Halloween film. I consider it a slightly better film than "Halloween" (2018). It has more action, and there's a higher kill rate. It shows the effects of the original killing spree that took place in 1978. The people in the town have become monsters in their thirst for revenge.

There are flashbacks to 1978, and one thing that stands out is that the population doesn't change. Haddonfield is a town which nobody leaves. If you're born in Haddonfield, you remain till you die. Some people die sooner than others. Michael Myers has no trouble recognising the people that he knew 40 years ago. He wants to exact his vengeance on them, their children and their grandchildren.

The most important Haddonfield residents in the film are Laurie Strode, her daughter Karen and her granddaughter Allyson. Karen never wanted to follow in her mother's footsteps, considering her a fanatic, but after her mother's injuries in the last film she's forced to step up and take responsibility. Allyson also joins the fight, despite only being a teenager. How old is she in the film? Sixteen?

The family has been presented in multiple film posters.

Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode

Judy Greer as Karen Nelson

Andi Matichak as Allyson Nelson

The Blu-ray I watched today also contains an extended version. I watched the theatrical version, because I missed the film in the cinema. The extended version supposedly has a different ending which doesn't match the next film ("Halloween Ends"), so I shan't watch it until later. I also want to rewatch "Halloween 2", when I have time.

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