(331) Attack of the Phoenix + links
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- Sicario: Day of the Soldado new trailer is out and it looks really Loganesque therefore I'm so in.
- Also Sony just keeps Sony-ing, ain't it? I read rest screening reactions to this one a while back and they were very positive. So what does Sony do? Changes the title to something more obvious, includes a bunch of plot points in the second trailer and releases this poster.
- And while we are on the subject of embarrassing tings Sony is doing...
- That would be Venom. And you know what allegedly happens in Venom? The actual Venom is in it for 5-10 minutes.
- Hardy is disputing the rumors but you know....it's Sony.
- Last week we focused, as we all should, on Oscar Isaac being shirtless in Hawaii. The reason he is in Hawaii is because he is shooting a new movie.
- And guess who else in the movie.
- Ben fucking Affleck.
- That's right. I'd like to think God is punishing Affleck for being an asshole so first he had to stand next to Momoa and now he is gonna stand next to Isaac and in both cases he is looking and coming off even worse than he normally would.
- It's like a turd lying under a beautiful painting.
- Not only does it not fit there, it also ruins the surroundings.
- And it fucking reeks.
- But the real news here is that the gigantic tramp stamp of his? That he said years back was fake?
- Oh, it's real.
- And so are his tits.
- Oh it gets worse because of course TrashDamon had to say something. "It’s not one man’s job to tell another man what he can do to his back". So hes has the audacity to lecture women about the abuse, harassment and rape THEY endured but here he draws the line? What a disgrace.
- Just the heads up - he is in new Soderbergh movie Unsane in uncredited cameo. Personally I ain't paying to see that movie. I was going to, I am not going to now. I am not gonna pay for anything starring someone who said such profoundly insulting hurtful, things that contribute to this horrid environment.
- Back to the tattoo situation, not that you need more to laugh but this comment section is absolute gold.
- That bit where someone called Harrison Ford "The Terror From Above" is the hardest I laughed this week.
- Right, sure. That's what we need right now. This groping mess with the Order of Trash Phoenix on his back as Batman again. Not to worry because there is no way this is happening.
- Meanwhile, for you to treat your eyes with something nice after witnessing this mess, Mr. Schlong went to the gym.
- Just what the fuck is happening? Are we in alternate universe? And if so can we please be in the one that doesn't suck?
- Look what Disney wants to do. Classy, huh?
- Ellen Barkin slayed.
- Meanwhile, Cate Blanchett shouldn't have said anything at all. Stop with "I didn't know". Stop it. We are not stupid. We knew and you didn't? Stop it.
- Oh, while on the subject of despicable - Deadpool 2 trailer is here.Let's put aside the fact that this is starring a known abuser Josh Brolin, cause that is also true for Infinity War and Sicario 2. Let's even put aside the fact that, and I trust the sources on this, a prominent female character is thrown out of this franchise like garbage and killed off after one scene. You kept TJ Miller in that movie? You ain't getting my money.
- I don't know what Chris Evans wanted to say but he ended up saying not much of anything. I'd like to think this TrashDamon shade, though.
- Evans is also out there rambling about how Infinity War is his last time as Captain America. Yeah, sure.
- Hugh Jackman and Dafne Keen both won at Empire awards and there's an adorable photo.
- On Sunday I watched Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. m.brown hated it but I thought it was quite enjoyable.
- Of course, I'm exhausted.
- And insane.
- And stupid.
- So my opinion doesn't carry much weight.
- But seriously, Dwayne is amazing. He can sell the most ridiculous lines. And Jack Black was so hilarious, we don't see enough of him these days!
- Another thing that made me laugh was Bill Hader hosting SNL. This was my favorite sketch. His impression of Pacino was hilarious.
- So early this week the rumor dropped that on Wondercon tomorrow, where we were supposed to be getting the first trailer for the only movie that matters, Aquaman, they are gonna devote the whole panel to that Spielberg Gaming Circle Jerk Nostalgia movie. So with all likelihood the trailer for Aquaman is not dropping tomorrow.
- Everything sucks.
- And everything is darkness.
- However back when I was somewhat happy in the beginning of the week and I believed that the end of yet another nightmare week I'll be getting a gift from Heavens - which is new footage of Jason - I captured my excitement with Little Mermaid gifs on twitter and tumblr and since otherwise this is gonna be a very short RF, let's share that now.
- So this is what will happen to me when that trailer finally drops:
- Also I'm gonna get pregnant.
- And I will fall off my chair.
- Into the basement.
- Which I have had flooded.
- ....
- .....
- .......
- I'm gonna fucking drown, you guys.
- But yesterday and today there was yet another photo leak from Justice League so we got this:
- OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.
- The first one....I was eating when I saw it. I spat out pasta everywhere.
- I am so angry they cut that scene where he is wearing the coat. Who the hell cuts something like that from the movie?!
- Now the rumour has it the trailer will drop at Comic Con. That is FOUR months away. FOUR months. Shazam! which is the next DC movie already started its marketing so there are already people saying it's suspicious and Aquaman probably sucks. Meanwhile, James Wan liked a tweet where someone said Wan is in control and is trying something new with the movie. Well, that's all very well but every single day we don't have any promo stuff that cloud of doom and gloom is growing. And now it's possible it will have four months to grow? The first trailer is gonna need to be Logan/Hurt trailer levels of awesome.
- Those idiots over at WB uploaded that trash on twitter for THE THIRD TIME.They deleted that twice already because of the backlash in replies. Check the replies to that tweet. It's a slaughter.
- I am losing the little that is left of my mind.
- So what's new....I started working out again so everything hurts. My cleanse is going pretty well though why I bother I don't know. I guess because you know, it's 9 months till Aquaman so I wanna be alive for that. Work is awful but 5 more days - sorry - 7 since I took it home with me to write about divorces and accidents over the weekend - and I'll have Easter break so maybe I will actually watch something and manage to write a post.
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