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• I bet for the last few weeks you were thinking "how can I go on living when Sati is no longer doing inappropriate and lengthy livetweets and then featuring them in RF"?
• My dear readers, your suffering ends today.
• But first let's start at the bottom before we get to the top. 
• Time revealed the list of '100 most influential people". Hugh is there and Anne Hathaway had so many nice things to say about him. But what I want to focus on in this portion of RF is that John Krasinski is also there and unfortunately Chris Pratt shared few words and he sounds like a real simpleton.
• Which we all know he is.
• Why are fantastic men like Evans and Krasinski friends with that animal abusing loser?
• And here, for our enjoyment, are these pathetically misguided photos promoting Jurassic World sequel:
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• And here's trailer for that mess. One part horror. One part disaster movie. All of it trash.
• So remember how last year they made Claudia Cardinale look thinner on official Cannes poster? Now they are allowing Gilliam and Von Trier in there. Well, I suppose since most of French film "elite" has been voicing their disgusting opinions lately it makes sense that their most famous festival is at the same level of pathetic and sexist too.
• This is terrible as well. We need to start throwing garbage and people who say stuff like that to women. Otherwise how will these fuckers learn? 
• Oh, Javier, NO.
• Extremely creepy new trailer for Hereditary. Having read some of the plot it really is shaping up to be pure nightmare.
• "From the studio that killed Wolverine"?! Too soon, you fucks.
• I don't know how and when but Emilia Clarke stole my apartment decorations.
• Hey, I'm not gonna sit here and question why there is Aquaman logo on skaterboad. I'm just enjoying the view.
• Meanwhile, James Wan revealed this week that the Demon Nun from The Conjuring 2 was actually added during re-shoots. He says he was working on the script even after initially finishing filming. So that is making me optimistic about Aquaman reshoots happening right now. Maybe they even improve on what is already there and what is there, from what I heard, is awesome.
• And here is the first picture of The Nun herself from her own movie. 
• With my luck that doesn't mean we are getting the remake of the tub scene...with Cap.
• I was supposed to rewatch Snowpiercer on Friday but I got caught up with rewatching The Office so I properly rewatched Snowpiercer the next day.
• What the fuck, I don't remember that being a good movie?! I was sitting there on Saturday utterly captivated and that was thanks to Evans in only 90%. I legitimately enjoyed exploring that train.
• When that happened:
• something EXPLODED.
• Then I saw What's Your Number?
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• I love how it all escalates so quickly in these livetweets and how it's appropriately in all caps.
•  Also I am outraged that when I tweeted that his ass was out not one of you called the ambulance.
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• How can you not love movies when there are films out there where Chris Evans starts stripping and whenever he misses while shooting hoops he takes off a piece of clothing? 
• That film was so stupid and Anna Farris and Chris Pratt are just terrible to look at on account of both being reprehensible 'human' beings but seriously at least Pratt, if he wasn't such a garbage person, would be a fine comedy actor. She is just the worst. But this is not important. 
• THIS is what's important. 
• Good God.
• It's huge.
• I think I may actually be suicidal. Because why else would I watch Gifted.
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• I gotta say I am sorta disappointed I didn't get Pulitzer for these livetweets. These are amazing. You can literally SEE the last shred of my sanity give up and die right in front of your eyes.
• The most disturbing thing about all those livetweets? I WAS SOBER.
• Look at that:
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• What the fuck even is that?!
• And the film was so good and so sweet. Also we all know this, but did you guys know this?
• This is not fair. 
• I did not even once shit my pants. 
• Is that something I need to do?
• I feel like I should have my movie fan or whatever card revoked. I still haven't seen You Were Never Really Here but I did see Fantastic Four. 
• Guess which Fantastic Four. 
• Guess. 
• I'll wait. 
• You're ready to check out that livetweet?
• I think my mind is really going away. Like this is mild. This is actually surprising amount of thinking and connecting the dots for me. This is cute and very accurate. But everything else on my twitter this week....
• To be fair I am blameless in all of this:
• Here is the new clip from Infinity War. Look at him go! And that villain dude going "I can't" when his villain lady is asking him to get up is hysterical. That is pathetic behavior under any circumstances when one is mid-fight, but to do this in front of Steve "I can do this all day" Rogers? Boo has gotta be rolling his eyes so hard at this.
• This is so moving.
• Also this. Look at him lean!
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• Seriously, why is Marvel promoting this movie with hardcore porn?
• And there's this:
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• Are we all on the floor, soaking wet and breathless? Surely, it can't be just me.
• Something really adorable happened (1,2). I mean....I'd comment but I don't even know how. It's beyond adorable.
• Here's another kid. I don't understand how single ladies with either a dog or a child are not surrounding that theater right now. If I was on that continent and had a child or a dog I'd go. Fuck it, I have no dignity. And occasionally I do have good hair days.
• And clearly atm what I also am having is a drink.
• Chris has been posting videos from his phone yesterday. Sadly, he didn't post nudes by mistake. Even though I have prayed that he will.
• God, are you really telling me I need to shit my pants?
• So this is what Sunshine Boo will look like in his next movie. I cannot wait. I do not need to know what it is about. I will see everything.
• Look at Dodger. He's like "I get to be \near THAT and you don't".
• I was at the seminar today which was really boring so I was all over twitter. Posting sophisticated stuff like this. 
• We are all getting worse.  During the weekend we perved out longer than ever (1,2) and we did that while Mario was tagged and I'm pretty sure he ain't ever talking to us again.
• To be fair, It's all Getter's fault. She tagged him. Again, I am blameless.
• Also can we all appreciate how I'm yet again leading the hype perv parade? Even if your day is shitty you can always count on something fun in your notifications.
• Unless you're Mario. 
• Then it's not fun for you.
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• Mettel, Brittani and Daniel share their favorite movie meltdowns
• Courtney wonders what went wrong with Alien: Resurrection
• Katy attacks our ovaries with a gorgeous post
• Alex reviews You Were Never Really Here
• Sofia celebrates seven years of blogging!
• Sonia reviews The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• and finally Mario has his sweet, sweet revenge
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