(345) I'm so much happier now that I'm on vacation + links

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• I'll keep it brief today since it seems everyone, including the readers (ekhem, 7 comments last week, ekhem! I slave and I perv and for what?!) are on vacation.
• I absolutely hate all of you who can just get out of the house, go to the cinema and see Ant-Man and the Wasp right now. I have to wait another month, like a damn moron. I had to stream shitty cam version of it. What the fuck, Marvel? Now you guys have the character deliver the line about having time, same as Logan and Wonder Woman, and then you punch people in the heart?
• Since I'm on holiday, I rewatched The Heat and Gone Girl again, because of course I did.
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• Mullins is a goddess.
• So is Amy.
• I wish she cut Affleck's dick off.
• God, do you guys realize it has been 4 years since last David Fincher's movie? This is the darkest timeline.
• Also why do the greatest comedies of last few years - Spy, The Heat, This is the End - not getting sequels? The fuck? 
• I went to the zoo yesterday so yey, here are the pictures! Dude, the crib the lions have in our zoo. It's huge. We have four of those but I only got to see 2 and both of them were chilling and just lying around. The sand cat was the cutest. Oh my God it was so tiny and precious! I finally got to see the sole wolf we have in the zoo. Usually he hides somewhere. 
• What else have I been doing on my holiday? Sleeping, eating and watching That 70s Show (which is admittedly not so much fun these days, since Danny Masterson's creepy ass is there) on Netflix. 
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• Next week I'm gonna start working out and stop eating pizza.
• It's like Eat, Prey, Love over here.
• I also saw the first Incredibles for the very first time. It was very sweet. And unlike all other Pixar films it didn't make me cry.
• I finally watched The Lure. Well, that was....unique. Of course something this insane and this depressing came from my country. 
• Booze, nudity, sadness. 
• Yep. 
• Sounds about right.
• I also saw Ready Player One because I figured it will look cool on my big TV and yep, it did. It was better than I expected but it was still very forgettable. The Shining sequence was dope and quite imaginative but other than that there really isn't much in the movie. It's pretty fun but Spielberg can direct stuff like that in his sleep. Still, it's much better than his 'serious' movies lately because that shit is so boring I could barely finish those. 
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• Sharp Objects premieres this week. I think I may actually re-read the book, which is my favorite Gillian Flynn's book. Amy Adams is getting 'career best' reviews for the show but it's not that hard considering that majority of her career is standing around, staring at stuff in disbelief. I still think she is a terrible choice for Camille but hopefully she won't ruin the entire series for me. 
• Amber Heard tried to do something this week, whatever it was she was trying to do, and it backfired. This girl needs to get off drugs. Also if WB intends to send her to promote Aquaman, which they kinda have to do, seeing how she is practically a co-lead, they need to PR coach her. I really want to like this girl, I do, but she is a damn mess.
• That Heard situation didn't gain that much traction since thankfully Scarlett Johansson's stupid and evil ass is out there and she continues to prove she is the worst. What parts can transgender actors get if a part like that goes to her?  Again, Marvel - cancel her solo, throw her talented ass on the curb with garbage where it belongs and give female-led movies to actual interesting characters played by actresses who deserve success.
• That hunch I had last week from Beautiful Boy trailer was apparently right and Carell is not very good in it. So between that, that tragique dolls movie and him apparently not having much to do in Cheney it looks like it's not Steve's year at all.  
• The Nun and IT are gonna have a bit of marketing on Comic Con. I read the script for The Nun last week and it's really good. There is gonna be some great imagery in this movie. Also it ties to The Conjuring in a very cool way.
• Idris Elba is gonna be in that Statham/The Rock Fast and Furious spin-off movie. Oh, this will be hot. 
• Cavill is at it again on his instagram. And by 'at it' I mean at 'trying to murder us'. Look at this. When this photoshoot gets released....so much perving on twitter will happen. 
• The cast of Aquaman will be on Conan's talk show during Comic Con. Last time Jason was on Conan Betty White was so delighted to be next to him and it was so adorable. I don't know who of the cast is gonna be in San Diego but man, I hope Kidman is gonna be there. The fact she is playing his mother is hilarious (his wife is her age) and Nicole is so dignified, whereas Jason runs around, throws chairs and keeps doing silly stuff. It would be so precious if they were there together.
• Also the more the better, maybe Amber won't get to say much and won't "accidentally" say something racist. 
• Jason shared a picture of himself on 4th of July announcing he has a new dream job. Based on that picture....is he delivering newspapers? 
• And here he is being an amazing daddy.
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• m.brown reviews Deadpool 2
• Katy ranks Oceans movies. Also yey for Katy who is watching Game of Thrones for the very first time experiencing the (almost) whole might of Jason. His bare ass and him delivering epic speeches in Dothraki. God, I almost fainted just typing this.
• Brittani and Allie review Sicario 2
• Alex break down Armageddon's Criterion Commentary
• Sonia didn't like one of my favorite movies in the world In the Loop nearly as much as I did but at least she watched it! #shade
• Sofia writes about long awaited sequels 
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