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Thursday Movie Picks: Gangsters

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31 Days of Horror gives way to Turkey Month. For me, that also means we're just a few weeks away from Girl Week. More on that at a later date. In the present, the beginning of November coincides with Thursday Movie Picks hosted by Wanderer at Wandering Through the Shelves. This week's topic is one near and dear to my cinematic heart: gangsters. There are well over 100 films dealing with them in some form or another in my personal movie collection. And if I ever finish The 100 Project, you'll notice that quite a few of them rank among my all-time favorites. That said, I realize that my picks lately have been on the easy side. Therefore, I'm going to try and dig just a little deeper and stay away from the (too) obvious. Let's see how I do.


King of New York
(1990)
When drug kingpin Frank White gets out of prison, he goes right to the streets to reclaim what's his. Epicness ensues. The lead role is manned by none other than Christopher Walken in all the Christopher Walkenness he can muster. He doesn't go it alone, though. His supporting cast is nothing short of amazing: Laurence Fishburne, David Caruso, Steve Buscemi, Giancarlo Esposito, Victor Argo, Theresa Randle, John Turturro, and most important to today's exercise, Wesley Snipes.

Frank's Most Gangsta Quote: "From now on, nothing goes down unless I'm involved. No blackjack no dope deals, no nothing. A nickel bag gets sold in the park, I want in. You guys got fat while everybody starved on the street. Now it's my turn."


New Jack City
(1991)
Small-time, but ambitious drug dealer Nino Brown goes big with the advent of crack. Most famously, in hip hop culture anyway, he and his minions take over an apartment building known as The Carter. Former real-life gangsta and rapper Ice-T appears in his first major role, not as Nino, but as the cop hellbent on putting him behind bars. Judd Nelson plays his partner, and Chris Rock nearly steals the show as Pookie. He doesn't quite manage to do so because of the man playing Nino Brown. Wesley Snipes holds down the role and is just a big ball of charisma.

Nino's Most Gangsta Quote: "Yeah, we takin' over the Carter. We gon' bum rush the whole damn thing. Now if the tenants cooperate, oh, it'll be lovely. They'll be loyal customers. If not, fuck it, it'll be like in Beirut. They'll be live-in hostages."


Sugar Hill
(1993)
Alongside his brother Raynathan, Roemello Skuggs has risen to the top of the drug game and has been there for quite some time. He's tired of the life and is trying to get out, but of course, that's not so easy. This is the more mature, and underappreciated, cousin of New Jack City. Like the other films here, it boasts a talented cast. Michael Wright plays the flashier role as Raynathan. Other parts are handled by the likes of Ernie Hudson, Abe Vigoda, Theresa Randle, Leslie Uggams, and Clarence Williams III. The role of Roemello, our gangsta who wants to get out, is handled wonderfully by Wesley Snipes.

Roemello's Most Gangsta Quote: "Look Lolly, I think we need to call a truce. You don't hit my men, I won't hit yours. You don't hurt my brother... and I won't take your whole family. We'll work it out so you can get a piece of the action. Ok, chump? I mean champ. My word is bond."



Asmus Toys 1/6th scale Lord of the Rings Karl Urban as Éomer 12-inch collectible figure

Watch Movies TV -Éomer is a fictional character in J. R. R. Tolkien's legendarium. He appears in The Two Towers and The Return of the King, the second and third volumes of Tolkien's fantasy novel The Lord of the Rings. The name Éomer, meaning "Horse-famous" in Anglo-Saxon, occurs in Beowulf, at line 1959, as that of a king descended from Offa, King of the Angles. Tolkien had studied Beowulf extensively and drew material from it in writing The Lord of the Rings

From The Lord of the Rings movie trilogy, Asmus Toys brings you the 1:6 scale action figure of Éomer as played by actor Karl Urban


Asmus Toys 1/6th scale Lord of the Rings ÉOMER Sixth Scale Figure features: Authentic and detailed fully realistic likeness of Karl Urban as Éomer from The Lord of the Rings trilogy | Approximately 30 cm tall Asmus Toys KP+ 1.0 male body with Over 32 points of articulation | authentic likeness of character from the film | pair of relaxed posture hands | pair of weapon holding hands | pair of fists | dark green sleeved blazer with golden stitched pattern | long underpants | netted chainmail | Éomer’s helmet | full body armor including shoulder pieces | forearm band | fish-scaled armor skirt | calf piece | Gúthwinë | sheath including belt | spear of Rohan | Asmus Toys figure stand

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Related posts:
Art Figures AF-015 1/6th scale Heavy Armoured Special Cop "DREDD" 12-inch figure review posted on my toy blog HERE and HERE
Review of VTS 1/6th Scale Dark Soldier 12-inch Figure or Karl Urban as John "Reaper" Grimm in Doom posted HERE and HERE

Fathers' Day Movie Screenshots (1997) Part 7

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Review of GOOSEBUMPS 2: HAUNTED HALLOWEEN: Dastardly Dummy

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We watched the first "Goosebumps" (MY REVIEW) film around Halloween time three years ago. The whole family enjoyed its wholesome combination of juvenile horror and comedy, as well as the neat monster special effects. This year, we watched its sequel right on Halloween day itself, in a cinema full of kids, and we were entertained all over again.

Single-mom Kathy Quinn worked in a nursing home to raise her two children Sarah (currently applying for college) and Sonny (obsessed with Nikolai Tesla and his tower). Sonny and his friend Sam undertook a junk collecting business to raise cash. One of the items they got from an abandoned house was a locked book with a key and a ventriloquist dummy named Slappy who came alive and  gave the Quinns and their whole town of Wardenclyffe, New York the most terrifying Halloween they will never forget.

The actors who played the Quinn kids were up and coming actors Madison Iseman (best known for her role Bethany in "Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle") and Jeremy Ray Taylor (whom we recently met in his role of Ben in "It"). The wacky family dynamics between Sarah and Sonny together with their clueless mother Kathy (played so entertainingly well by Wendi McLendon-Covey) were fun to watch. The same familiar teen issues tackled, like jerk boyfriend or bullying by jocks, were nothing new. 

Slappy the Dummy (voiced by Mick Wingert) is once again the main antagonist, as he went to extreme length to sow terror, all in his longing to belong to a family. In the previous film, Slappy was voiced by Jack Black. This time around, Jack Black made a last-minute appearance again as "Goosebumps" author R.L. Stine. This was despite initial news to the contrary, especially since Black just starred in the recent, similarly-themed "The House with a Clock in Its Walls".

Caleel Harris played Sonny's smart-alecky best friend Sam. Bryce Cass was Tyler, Sarah's boyfriend. Peyton Wich was class bully Tommy Madigan. Ken Jeong played a childish crazy rich Asian neighbor Mr. Chu, who had an obsession for elaborate house decorations as well as a devoted fan of Goosebumps books. Chris Parnell played Walter, the dweebish clerk at the grocery store who harbored a crush on Kathy. 

The main treat of the film were the Halloween monsters that Slappy brought to life with his magical powers. This was very similar to what happened in the first film (set in Madison, Delaware). Only this time, Slappy's magic would be later intensified and broadcast further by Tesla's Wardenclyffe tower which just so happened to be in the neighborhood. My favorite part, and I'm sure a favorite of many kids based on their reactions, was the part when the Gummy Bears come to life to attack the boys. 

It was not as good or original as the first, since it was basically a retread of the story with Slappy terrorizing a different town and kids. However, it was still better than what I expected, and we had fun watching it along with the noisy little kids around us, who were all obviously enjoying it too. 6/10.

The Rotting Zombie's Round-up of Horror News for October 2018 (Spooky Halloween Edition)

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Another month and another chunk of horror news. In personal blog news I have screeners coming out my ears at the moment so I'm hoping my week off my day job next week will allow me to shift through some of those! Terrible, terrible news to start with news that the UK Festival of Zombie Culture is no more. That Leicester based zombie event held a special place in mine and my cankled besties hearts, we went 5 years in a row and so it is genuine heartache the cancellation of it brings. Zombie Ed (well, I guess just Ed now) who ran the event said that due to busy work and children to take care of he just doesn't have the time to run it anymore. Really really sucks, if anyone knows of a UK based zombies exclusive film festival then please let me know!

Trauma was released on Blu-ray, DVD, Cable and Digital HD on October 23rd thanks to Artsploitation Films. This Chilean horror is a cinematic depiction of the horrors committed by the Pinochet regime and the cycle of abuse that followed its fall. It concerns a group of woman who head to the countryside for a weekend getaway but find themselves hunted by the rageful victim of government torture.

Phoenix based dark alternative rock band The Spider Hole currently have a Kickstarter campaign running to help support their upcoming LP and graphic novel To The Monsters. Their third full length CD is an ode to Halloween, weird fiction and timeless horrors and will feature 11 new tracks. There is currently 5 days left on the campaign with the target surpassed. To contribute head to the page here.
Swedish cult movie maker Jonas Wolcher (Hermit Monster Killer, Cannibal Fog) has created his first music video which is A Life Pretending with Swedish duo Mechatronic. In the video a bored cleaning droid working at a theatre gets out in the night to discover the city.



Klayton has released 'two chilling tracks guaranteed to make your skin crawl'. Shadow of Death is said to have a classic haunted house feel, while Hell or High Water apparently will make you sleep with the lights on 'for weeks'. The tracks can be purchased and streamed here.
More music news with death-metal band Bloodbath who have released a horror themed music video for Chainsaw Lullaby. Their latest album The Arrow of Satan is Drawn is out now via Peaceville.



Filming has finished on Dark Resurrection: Keepers of the Force. This is the final chapter of the sci-fi saga that is loosely based on Star Wars, written and directed by Angelo Licata. Post production is due to start shortly. Once work is completed it, like the previous episodes will be free to view.
The Butcher Brothers A Beginners Guide to Snuff got a street release on 16th October, I gave this a grand 8/10 when I reviewed it last year and said "All in all I was impressed".

New horror film Trick has been announced, it is to be directed by Patrick Lussier (My Bloody Valentine, Drive Angry, Terminator: Genisys). It is about an elusive serial killer who annually goes to a small town to do what he does best. The man hunting this killer known as Trick is Detective Denver who in the past shot and seemingly killed him.

Horror anthology Tales of Frankenstein premiered on October 24th theatrically, while it was released on VOD and DVD on October 19th. The film stars Mel Novak (Bruce Lee's Game of Death, An Eye for an Eye), Jerry Lacy, Ann Robinson (War of the Worlds), Jim Tavare, T.J Storm and Len Wein (the creator of Wolverine and Swamp Thing). The anthology features four short films based on the short stories from the book of the same name by Donald F. Glut. These include My Creation, My Beloved, Crawler from the Grave, Madhouse of Death and Dr. Karnstein's Creation.



Next up is Tuftland which is a Finnish hillbilly thriller acquired by Subliminal Films for US distribution and is due for a theatrical release on March 1st. A head strong student accepts a summer job offer in the isolated village of Kyrsya only to find it full of sinister offbeat hillbillies. It has been noted for its 'controversial and provocative blend of feminist themes, arthouse refinement, and slasher tropes.

Horror/thriller D-Railed starring Lance Henrikson (Aliens, The Terminator) has recently been completed. A train derails into a river where the surviving passengers 'are faced with a grim challenge...die in the wreckage or face the unknown that awaits them in the murky waters below'. It has been coined with the hilarious genre name of Agatha Creature, check out the trailer below.



Andrew J.D Robinson's fourth annual 15 Second Horror Film Challenge has released a festival trailer. As the title suggests all the 500 plus films entered clock in at just 15 seconds long each. Judging takes place from November to December with two judge panels: a community panel and an impressive celebrity judges panel The list of celebrity judges is over 40 and features such people as Lloyd Kaufman (Troma), Jessica Cameron (American Guinea Pig: The Song of Solomon) and Jason Lively (Night of the Creeps). The final 20 last year were a lot of fun to watch and so I look forward to seeing what is chosen for this years contest winners.

The official trailer for Human Hibachi has came out now. This found footage horror is due for release in 2019 and is about a Japanese man documenting his girlfriends 35th birthday from the moment she wakes up to the moment everything goes wrong. This is currently in post production.



Finally as a Halloween treat is the free online release of short horror Goodnight, Gracie. When I reviewed this last year I gave it a solid 8/10 and thought it was pretty special. You should definitely check this one out. That is all to say for this round-up, except Happy Halloween!

LIVER BEWARE! You're in for a Drunk Review of Goosebumps #11: THE HAUNTED MASK

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Happy Halloween! Things are a bit messed up this month because as I read this book back in early September I was struck that it’s a Halloween book, and as the holiday was only a month away, I thought saving this review for all you good people to ring in the season would be a good idea. So yeah, sorry that things are a bit weird, timing-wise, but I assure you that things are about to get SUPER SPOOKY, so there is that. Things are also about to get SUPER AWFUL because, let’s face it, the series is back into another slump following some rather ridiculous installments. I’m not sure where this book falls in the popularity of the series as a whole, but it’s still fairly early and it certainly feels to me like Stine is struggling to figure out exactly what to do, throwing darts at a big board of ideas while still kind of trying to keep things serious. Which might sound weird, considering, but stay with me.

Also, fittingly, my drink is a bit out of hand as well. I’m having New Belgium’s Voodoo Ranger Atomic Pumpkin and...okay, before I critique Goosebumps allow me to say that this Voodoo Ranger sub-brand is getting out of hand. Already there were three different Voodoo Rangers, and they represent New Belgium’s line of IPAs (what used to be Ranger, Rampant, and...whatever the third one was). Having one name and different colors for them now is just...kinda confusing, but at least they’re all IPAs. And then Atomic Pumpkin shows up. I will admit! The art is very well suited to a pumpkin beer (skeletons and all). BUT! It’s not even an IPA. It’s a pumpkin and habanero spiced ale. Which is delicious and burns a bit but is not really in keeping with the rest of the line. So it doesn’t make a lot of sense while still being rather Halloweeny—which ends up being very well suited for today’s adventure. So, without further beer-rants (I hope), let’s get to it!


Meet Carly Beth. Carly Beth is really easy to scare. As such, everyone loves scaring her. It’s something that makes Carly Beth’s life a living hell but that everyone else sees as just “good fun.” Which is the first and only truly terrifying part of the book, the way that it deals with how society treats perceived weakness. Which is to say, brutally. Again and again throughout the first part of the book, people torture Carly Beth by going to various lengths to scare her, which causes her to freak out, which makes everyone want to do it more. When she complains, she’s told that it’s her fault, because it’s SO MUCH FUN scaring her, and if she just wouldn’t react so much people wouldn’t want to do it. And...wow. Now, Goosebumps has been pretty bald in its portrayal of gaslighting, but this might be the worst. Carly Beth states clearly she is not cool with this and even her best friend tells her it doesn’t matter, that it’s not about consent but rather her reaction. If only she didn’t let people know that she didn’t want to be scared. It’s blood in the water for everyone up to and including her teachers and other school administrators to laugh at her and make her feel like shit. Yay!

Things go...pretty terribly as Halloween approaches, the holiday making everyone particularly ravenous for to witness Carly Beth’s pain. For her part, Carly Beth dreads the day when everyone will be wearing costumes and trying to get her to react. So she comes up with a plan of her own. She’ll get the scariest costume she can, so that she can finally be the one with the power, the one who can punish those who have hurt her. Problem is her mom made her a duck costume. Her mom, by the by, who also made a super-realistic plaster replica of Carly Beth’s head. So...not weird at all. Oh, and Carly Beth has a little brother because OF COURSE (I’ve stopped counting how many of these books feature a little brother but it’s more than half, I think, and they are always THE WORST. I really think Stine has some unresolved issues to work out). Anyway, she’s discouraged at every turn about getting a scary mask because, well, gaslighting is real. She wouldn’t want to scare herself or some bullshit. And of course, the book is kinda bullshit and will actually make these warnings seem reasonable, but they are bullshit and you should know that now.

So Carly Beth wants a mask and goes to the new mask shop. Inside, she faces a really creepy proprietor who lets her look around. She then gets a peek in the back room, which has the creepiest of masks. She wants one. The proprietor doesn’t want to sell, but eventually is convinced. Carly Beth gets her mask, takes it home, and scares the fuck out of her brother. Justice! She rushes out into the night, into Halloween night, ready to mess shit up. The mask makes her feel good, powerful, and in control. And everyone fucking hates it. Where did good little Carly Beth go? This is some rather uncomfortable reading, tbh, because the book gives zero fucks about Carly Beth and indeed seems to like her victimization, framing it as mostly “good fun” regardless of how much Carly Beth herself says that it is painful and traumatic and NOT FUCKING OKAY. And the book seems on a trajectory throughout to tell her she’s wrong. Because, well, despite the fact that she’s awesome at scaring the crap out of people, at some point she thinks it’s gone far enough. It was exhilarating, but she wants to take the mask off. But oh hey she can’t it’s cursed there is no hope she should have thought of that.

Now, let me touch on the show that was made for this episode, which in some ways tries to fix some of the issues in the book, but not really. Mostly, it makes this punishment of the mask being cursed being more on Carly Beth because she stole it. In the book, she bought it, and so there’s really no “crime” to punish except having the same kind of “good fun” that has been inflicted upon Carly Beth all book. Of course, she goes back to the mask shop to confront the proprietor about this. In the book, he reveals that he’s a mask maker, but these special masks were too ugly, too scary, and so became spiteful and angry. They are the Unloved, which is a rather badass concept, and the reason he sold one to Carly Beth despite them being, well, cursed, is that he was hoping she would finally give the masks some appreciation. But of course one is fused to her face, which she did not sign up for, so she’s not in the mood to play along. In the show, the masks are still the Unloved, but they are masks that the guy made for himself to hide some deep deformity, only they keep on twisting and becoming these mockeries of faces. They are unloved because he’s rejected them, and so they’re hungry for other faces, and Carly Beth in stealing one without knowing this sorta screwed up. But again, in the book Carly Beth is solely a victim, and yet is basically told it was her fault for wanting to scare people, despite people scaring her being just a-okay. Sigh.

Anyway, the resolution of this one requires Carly Beth to track down a token of love to break the mask’s hold on her. Which is made more difficult when the masks all start attacking her, floating after her in what has got to be one of the most ridiculous chase scenes ever. That plaster head comes back to save the day, and the twist in the end involves Carly Beth’s little brother putting on the mask, thus cursing himself forever. Order is restored again and the implication is that maybe things just...go back to normal. Or is the implication that Carly Beth will no longer be so scared? Or that those bullying her, having been scared shitless themselves, will just...stop? That’s really not how empathy works but...whatever?

And okay, I’m not sure I really have a conspiracy theory for this book. Other than, you know, it’s kinda awful. The main lesson? Women aren’t allowed to be frightening. That it’s somehow wrong for women to try and take a power that is reserved for men to use against them. Namely, terror. Women who would think to use terror against men are monsters, and must be punished, and can only be saved by maternal love and knowing their proper place. And yeah, this is where I see Stine stumble the most in these books, and it’s definitely an unconscious thing in so many of these books. He plays it for scares, and it is definitely scary, just not really in the way I feel he’s going for. I’d be quite interested to see how he’d handle a boy with the same premise. Is there a book like that? I know there’s a sequel but I think it, too, have a girl as its main character. But we’ll get to it eventually.

Anyway, let’s look at this book by the numbers

On the "Would I write fanfiction scale of greatness": 2/5 (yeah, there’s not an awful lot here, though part of me does want to imagine what might have happened if Carly Beth wasn’t punished for what she did. What if she could have the power of the mask. What if she wanted to embrace it, and instead of becoming a monster, her love transformed it into something not ugly at all, but transforming and affirming and good. What if the Unloved were only really waiting for someone to embrace them, to see their beauty? What if that gives Carly Beth the confidence to overcome the gaslighting and fight through to a place where she can be comfortable in her own skin)

On the "Is this actually good scale of more trying to be objective": 1/5 (yeah no. Perhaps you can tell but this book is one of the grimmest in terms of taking anything meaningful away from it. Not that there’s nothing there but that what’s there is just fucking terrible. It’s by no means the first Goosebumps to give me some serious pause but it is so far the worst so far. Because it’s all about a person being bullied getting some power and becoming a monster and then being pushed back into their role and blamed for their discomfort and pain. It’s certainly hard to maintain a happy tipsy buzz, at least, when dealing with all this book has to offer. Proceed with caution)

On the "Yeah but this is Goosebumps scale of relative wonderment": 1/5 (still no. We’re officially in another slump with this and BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR which seems to inhabit the valley of “don’t be a girl or stray outside your assigned gender roles and definitely don’t try to take the power offered that might make your life better.” And just fuck, I’m really missing the campy ridiculousness of some of the other books that I can at least not hate. Ugh) So...Happy Halloween! Ehhh....

Okay, so this has been something of a downer. My apologies. Hopefully when I return to look at the next book, things will be looking up. Until then, cheers!

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