Kamis, 28 Februari 2019

February Quick Picks and Pans

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The Eyes of Laura Mars (1978) In this thriller with a paranormal twist, photographer Laura Mars (Faye Dunaway), known for her controversial photos, watches as her models are killed off one by one. The twist is that she sees their deaths before they occur, through the eyes of the killer. The exceptional cast includes Tommy Lee Jones as a sympathetic police detective, Brad Dourif as a chauffeur, Rene Auberjonois as her temperamental manager, and Raul Julia as Laura’s deadbeat ex-husband Michael. Irvin Kershner (working from a John Carpenter co-penned script) keeps things suspenseful until the end.

Rating: ***½. Available on Blu-ray, DVD and Amazon Prime


Tales from the Hood(1995) Why did I wait so long to see this? Director/co-writer/co-star Rusty Cundieff serves up four macabre stories in his Amicus-style portmanteau film. Three hoods searching for a drug stash in a funeral home meet the creepy proprietor, Mr. Simms (Clarence Williams III), who spins a series of tales about bigoted cops, child abuse, a racist political candidate, and gang violence. The best segments involve a young boy dealing with a monster in his house and a political candidate who must face the demons of the past (in the guise of a vengeful doll). It’s funny, surprisingly touching, and just as socially relevant as when it was originally released.  

Rating: ***½ . Available on Blu-ray, DVD and Shudder


The Death Kiss(1932) Bela Lugosi stars (in an underwritten role) as film producer Joseph Steiner in this comic whodunit (based on a novel by Madelon St. Dennis). An actor is fatally shot on a movie set, and everyone is a potential suspect. David Manners plays Franklyn Drew, a professional mystery writer turned amateur sleuth. He teams up with a dimwitted studio cop (Vince Barnett) and tests the patience of a jaded police detective (John Wray). As Drew gets closer to uncovering the killer, it becomes apparent that he might become the next victim. Meanwhile, he courts starlet/suspect Marcia Lane (Adrienne Ames), while trying to prove her innocence.  

The Death Kiss is lightweight and breezy, filled with a dash of romance, suspense and copious amounts of hit-and-miss humor. Manners is quite charming as Drew, and it’s nice to see Lugosi not playing a bad guy for once. Watch for some cool hand-colored scenes (burning film in a projector, yellow flashlights).

Rating: ***½. Available on Blu-ray, DVD, Amazon Prime and Kanopy


Enthiran (The Robot) (2010) High-powered action goes hand-in-hand with lively musical interludes in director/co-writer Shankar’s Tamil language sci-fi/romantic comedy/musical. It’s a silly, captivating blend that’s equal parts Terminator and Bollywood. After 10 years of labor, Dr. Vaseegaran (Rajinikanth) invents Chitti, an android that learns to feel emotions. Things go a bit too far when Chitti (also played by Rajinikanth) has the hots for the inventor’s fiancée, Sana (Aishwarya Rai Bachchan). To complicate matters, the inventor’s mentor has evil intentions for the android, implanting a new chip in Chitti. Things get out of hand when the android becomes a rogue killing machine and kidnaps Sana. Can the inventor stop the mad robot before it’s too late? Tune in to find out. Arguably, Enthiran outstays its welcome with its nearly three-hour length, but then again, how else could you fit all the funky song and dance numbers?

Rating: ***. Available on DVD and Amazon Prime

The Reader (4 Stars)

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This is a film that I took down from my shelf this morning in remembrance of the late, great actor Bruno Ganz. It's a long time since I last watched the film, an unjustifiably long time. I didn't even remember that Bruno Ganz appeared in the film. I remembered that it starred Karoline Herfurth in a supporting role, but she's someone I could never forget.

The film begins in 1995 with the lawyer Michael Berg looking back on his life. In 1958 in Berlin, at the age of 15, he fell in love with an older woman, Hanna Schmitz, a 36-year-old tram conductor. The affair only lasted for a few months, but it made an impression on him for the rest of his life. First love can do that. Every day he spent a few hours reading books to her, after which they made love. The sex was the most important to him, but the reading was the most important to her. She laughed and cried at the stories he read her. Then she moved out and left Berlin without telling him where it was going. The relationship ended as soon as it had begun.

In 1966 Michael was studying law in Heidelberg. Bruno Ganz was his professor. Together with a small group of the best students they visited the trial of six women, Auschwitz prison guards, who were accused of letting 300 women die in a burning church. Michael was shocked to see that Hanna was one of the six women. The other five women denied responsibility, but Hanna admitted and justified everything she had done, claiming the other women were equally guilty. In response they accused her of being the ringleader, telling them what to do and writing the report to their superiors about the action. Hanna denied having written the report, but when asked to give a handwriting sample she changed her testimony and admitted that she had written the report. Michael knew it wasn't true, because she couldn't read or write. She was merely ashamed of revealing to the world that she was illiterate. The other women received light sentences, but Hanna was sentenced to life imprisonment.


Some people might think of "The Reader" as a film about the Holocaust. That's not quite true. It's primarily a love story. The Holocaust is something that provides a background to the story. Hanna's complicity in the war crimes can't be denied, but she was a naive Mitläufer. Naive and uneducated. She worked as a guard, and she considered it her duty to do her job as best as she could. 20 years later her defence was that she was innocent because she was just following orders. As for the other five women, they were well aware of their guilt, but they lied to defend themselves. Hanna was honest in her testimony.


Karoline Herfurth plays Marthe, one of Michael's fellow law students.


I've always found her beautiful. She would have distracted me in the lectures.


Bruno Ganz admires her when they're sitting in court. I don't blame him in the least, but he should try to make it less obvious.


Bruno Ganz was an excellent actor in every role he played. There was something Shakespearean about him, if that's the correct word. Maybe a better word is regal. He has an imposing bearing in all his films, whether he's playing a university professor, a police chief or Adolf Hitler. His presence overwhelms the audience whenever he appears on screen. If you've seen any of his films you'll know what I mean.

Success Ratio:  + 1.4

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The Long Dumb Road

Watch Movies TV -***DISCLAIMER*** The following review is entirely my opinion. If you comment (which I encourage you to do) be respectful. If you don't agree with my opinion (or other commenters), that's fine. To each their own. These reviews are not meant to be statements of facts or endorsements, I am just sharing my opinions and my perspective when watching the film and is not meant to reflect how these films should be viewed. Finally, the reviews are given on a scale of 0-5. 0, of course, being unwatchable. 1, being terrible. 2, being not great. 3, being okay. 4, being great and 5, being epic! And if you enjoy these reviews feel free to share them and follow the blog or follow me on Twitter (@RevRonster) for links to my reviews and the occasional live-Tweet session of the movie I'm watching! This could be the title of my autobiography.



The Long Dumb Road – 4 out of 5

I wish my real-life road trips were anything remotely like the road trips I see in movies.  Wacky adventures, meeting strange but interesting people, and hitting the lowest of the lows before suddenly everything turns around and it all works out as you hit your destination.  Instead, my road trips involve long hours of staring dead-eyed at the highway as I listen to podcasts and interrupted only by moments of panic when I think my bladder isn’t going to make it to the next rest stop.  Until these road trips start to get more interesting, I’ll keep turning to the movies.  Movies like The Long Dumb Road

I wanna hang out with these two.

Nat (Tony Revolori) is hitting the road and on his way to art school.  However, after his car refuses to start, he meets a mechanic by the name of Richard (Jason Mantzoukas).  He fixes Nat’s ride and, in return, is offered a ride so that Richard can start a new life over in Las Vegas.  Strangely, the two start to bond and Richard starts to tag along.  As the journey continues, though, the two begin to wear on each other and their road trip turns into a misadventure full of fights, alcohol and even being robbed.

"Get in loser.  We're gonna learn about life."

Honestly, I'm kinda obsessed with Zouks!
I really enjoy Mantzoukas so when he started promoting this film on the various podcasts he shows up on I knew I had to see it.  Due to Zouks being in it, my expectations were for a road trip film that was on the more wacky side and had a heavy emphasis on raunchy comedy; however, I was surprised how this film had a more dramatic leaning with moments of comedy.  I was taken by surprised but not disappointed because the tone works very well and Revolori and Mantzoukas show some excellent range in their performances.

Both of them are desperately trying not to think if past guests in the
hotel wore those robes.

The tone of The Long Dumb Road is incredibly well handled.  The story goes through all the motions of a more comedic road trip movie but the film never treats these moments as the main points of comedy.  Instead, the humor is birthed from the characters themselves.  Yes, the situation can still be amusing in various ways but the real laughs I had was from the characters themselves and their interactions with each other.  This made the mostly implausible story much more human and ended up making the characters even more engaging.  This also resulted in a film that contained more heart than humor and it never felt disappointing for going this route.  It created a very rich experience.  

Richard is informing Ron Livingston's character about what happened with the woman
he is seeing and Lumbergh.

The performances in this film are top notch.  Revolori and Mantzoukas have great chemistry together and they are surrounded by some great supporting players such as Casey Wilson, Taissa Farmiga, Grace Gummer and Ron Livingston.  Both Revolori and Mantzoukas really found that line of delivering a dramatic performance but also knowing how to be funny when the time is right.  I was very impressed with how Mantzoukas did this because I know and love him so much from the wacky and wholly inappropriate antics he usually portrays (and shows to an extent in this film) but was amazed to see that he has the goods as a great dramatic actor.

It's not a good road trip if there's no open wounds.

The Long Dumb Road travels down a road that we may have seen before but the company is very different.  Thanks to its nearly perfectly balanced tone and absolutely excellent performances, the film is able to miss being a generic road trip film and carries itself as a tremendous dramedy that really feels original and its own.  I had my expectations for it and they ended up going into a completely different direction…and it worked.

Perfect Strangers (4½ Stars)

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I bought this film on Blu-ray this week because it was directed by Alex de la Iglesia. He's one of my favourite directors, and definitely my favourite European director. I'll buy any film that he makes without hesitation.

The film is almost a Kammerspiel. Most of it takes place in the dining room of Alfonso and Eva, a wealthy couple who live in Madrid. Alfonso is a plastic surgeon, Eva is a psychologist. They've invited a few friends round for dinner. To be precise, they've invited six people: two married couples, a single friend and his girlfriend. The girlfriend doesn't want to come, so it's seven people who sit down for dinner.

Eva complains that mobile phones alienate people. Everyone sits typing or talking on his phone while ignoring his friends. She suggests that they play a game. While they're eating they have to put their phones on the table. Any text messages or emails that arrive have to be read out loud. Any telephone calls have to be answered with the speaker on, so that everyone else can hear.

As the evening progresses the seven people, some of whom have been friends for 20 years, realise that they don't know one another at all.

My first impression when I watched the film was that Alex de la Iglesia is revisiting a theme that was the basis of his last film, "The Bar", in which eight strangers are trapped together in a sidewalk cafe/bar. Maybe that really was his intention, but it's more complicated than that. "Perfect Strangers", Spaish title "Perfectos Desconocidos", is a remake of a 2016 Italian film called "Perfetti Sconosciuti", which means – you guessed it – "Perfect Strangers".

They say that you know a foreign film is good if it's remade in English. That isn't quite the case here, because it's an Italian film that's been remade in Spanish. But wait... "Perfect Strangers" has been remade in Spanish twice already, Alex de la Iglesia's film in 2017 and a Mexican film in 2018. It was also remade in Greek in 2016, only a few months after the release of the original version. A Bollywood version was made in 2018, called "Loudspeaker". It's also been remade in Russia, China, Hungary, Korea, France and Turkey. That's TEN remakes within three years after the initial release. Is that a record? Something about this story has fascinated people on a global scale.


Success Ratio:  + 5.8

Film Review: GLASS (2019)

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GLASS **** USA 2019 Dir: M Night Shyamalan. 129 mins


An origin story, not a limited edition. Following the shock reveal at the very end of his otherwise stand-alone chiller SPLIT, M Night Shyamalan finally fulfils his mission to transform UNBREAKABLE into a trilogy. And, in one of the best rug pulls of his career, the battle between the forces of good and evil anticipated by the earlier films results in a deliberately underplayed, emotional climax rather than the traditional superhero movie CGI-laden mayhem. Given all the obligations it has to meet and multiple character arcs to resume, this was never going to be as subtle and focused as UNBREAKABLE, with Shyamalan reviving various characters (both major and minor) from both precursors while tying their narratives together.
GLASS is a psychological thriller about comic book characters in the “real” world, and an unabashed celebration of the form itself, culminating with a revolutionary event that forever alters its own universe, in which (it seems) superhero movies do not exist as we know them. The set-up involves a widowed, semi-famous David Dunn (Bruce Willis, underused) incarcerated with SPLIT’s “Beast” (James McAvoy) and the megalomaniacal but catatonic Mr Glass (Samuel L Jackson) at Sarah Paulson’s experimental institution. She attempts to convince them that they are not superheroes / villains at all, while controlling the “superpowers” she strives to explain through science. Shyamalan has fun teasing a huge-scale action finale that he has no interest in delivering, instead offering a lo-fi, poignant final half-hour that’s true to the characters and tone of its predecessors. GLASS is overlong thanks to repetitive exposition and suffers from on-the-nose dialogue spelling out all the comic book parallels and references. SPLIT survivor Anya Taylor-Joy is one of several returning actors with little to work with, though McAvoy is afforded another mesmerising showcase as he oscillates between both familiar and hitherto unseen personalities. Unfashionably talky and heartfelt yet absorbing and affecting for those who buy into its world, this is another fine testament to Shyamalan’s talent.

Review by Steven West





Film Review: THE DEVIL'S WELL (2018)

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THE DEVIL'S WELL *** U.S.A. 2018 Dir: Kurtis Spieler 88 mins

Paranormal investigator couple Bryan Marks (Bryan Manley Davis) and Karla Marks (Anne-Marie Mueschke), head to the infamous Devil's Well in Connecticut to do an investigation that their website viewers recommend they do. Whilst doing the investigation Karla goes missing, which of course makes Bryan suspect number one.
After a year of being under suspicion and the police unable to make a case stick against him, Bryan calls on the paranormal investigator team SIGNS to help him document a new investigation and find out the truth about Karla's disappearance. As the team investigate the supposed portal to hell Devil's Well, they do experience some unexplained activity but the worse is yet to come. While the format of paranormal investigators exploring strange spooky places shot within a found footage style is nothing new, THE DEVIL'S WELL has what alot miss out on...interesting characters. For the most part the interviews in the documentary part of this film come across as convincing which is rare in these type of movies, this helps give the storyline a realism. Don't expect to see blood and limbs flying here and there as this film is very much about building suspense. It does seem a little rushed towards the end but it manages to keep the allure of the well. Found footage movies are a dime a dozen nowadays but this is by far one of the better ones on the market, so sit back, relax and whatever you do don't go playing by that damn well.

Review by Peter 'Witchfinder' Hopkins





Film Review: LILITH (2018)

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LILITH ** USA 2018 Dir: Alexander T Hwang. 90 mins

“We are all Lilith…We are everywhere…” A sadly inadequate female-driven anthology horror film for the #MeToo era, framed with a cackling Felissa Rose in the title role and some dull cops investigating a series of gruesome deaths. The overarching theme is of the punishment awaiting the “monsters of men” by various incarnations of Lilith – in this case, adulterers and all-purpose misogynists are those marked for death.
The first story gets bogged down in a dreary teen soap opera plot of a pretty student shunned by the teacher who knocked her up and leched over by her horny male peers. Eye poking just-desserts follow. Next up, 80’s action movie villain Vernon Wells is a sick old war veteran whose new caregiver takes the form of his late wife thanks to Lilith’s plans to usher him into Hell. The final two stories focus on a serial cheater whose pride in never getting caught is thwarted by a “freaky” girl with whom he hooks up with, and a middle-aged serial killer who finally picks the wrong female victim to mess with. Rose has fun blaspheming, mocking holy water and ripping off limbs, but the potentially fun premise is squandered on bland execution and mostly uninventive punishments for the sleazy, nasty menfolk.

Review by Steven West





DAM TOYS x AX2 STUDIO INU & SARU 1/6th scale Ninkyo - Seiji 12-inch action figure

Watch Movies TV -"A man who does not keep his words, he is not a man" by Seiji / Ninkyo from the Gi Clan of the Inu Tribe

Seiji is a descendant of the Gi Warrior Clan, because of his superior combat skills, he was hired to do debt collection for Shenjin Gumi. Seiji has a weird hobby, he likes to collect weapons from his opponents, he also known as “Ninkyo Seiji” for fighting for the weak.

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Ninkyo - A yakuza that willing to help the weak against the strong.
The Eight Extended Clans - The eight warriors of the legendary Inu Tribe, Gi Clan is one of them.
Shenjin Gumi - Name of a yakuza gang, members of Shenjin Gumi are mixed by people from both tribes, most of the members are the ones who were abandoned or not accepted, at some level, it is one of the few organizations that allows the two communities to coexist peacefully.


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MUST SEE IRISH HORROR 'THE HOLE IN THE GROUND'

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THE HOLE IN THE GROUND arrives in cinemas this week – the latest horror to explore the terrifying realities of raising children. The stress, the lack of sleep, and the anxiety of bringing up these little monsters to be well-rounded human beings. Which is all the more complicated if they turn out to be actual monsters, of course, as often happens in horror films.

And horror can teach us a lot more about parenting then you might think – the dos, don’ts, and how not tos – when it comes to good, wholesome parent-child relationship.

Here are nine essential lessons on parenting from horror movies.

Lock The Doors

As Seen In: The Hole In The Ground

Kids wander – they’re adventurous, investigative little tykes. Which is all fine if you live in a secure environment with all the right safety measures in place: stair gate, play pen, garlic hanging in the door to ward off evil spirits… that kind of thing. But if you move to an isolated cottage in the Irish wilderness, surrounded by spooky woods, like Sarah (Seána Kerslake) in The Hole in the Ground, you never know where the kids will get to. How long before they wander into the woods and return with super-strength and a strangely sinister demeanour?



Don’t Take The Wrong Baby Home

As Seen In: The Omen

Leaving the hospital with the correct baby is parenting 101 – a kind of “fallen at the first hurdle or absolutely bossed it” test for brand-new parents. If you do happen to walk out of hospital with the wrong little ‘un, at best it will create a socially awkward faux pas when you have to take the baby back. At worst, you could discover you’re accidentally raising the son of Satan himself, whose arrival in the mortal realm spells destruction for all mankind. The little devil.

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Choose Bedtime Stories Carefully

As Seen In: The Babadook

Reading to your kids before bedtime is one of the most treasured parent-child activities. Or at least, that’s the way it’s supposed to be – a serene moment of parent-child bonding. That won’t be the case though if you read a haunted book that unleashes a dark top-hatted spirit, which terrorises you by relentlessly knocking on the door and jumping out the shadows. Stick to reading something a bit less obviously evil, like The Gruffalo.

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Forget The Baby Shower

As Seen In: Rosemary’s Baby

If you’re a new parent, the last thing you need is to organise a baby shower – you’re tired, exhausted, and overwhelmed with the experience of looking after this tiny human being. And while most baby showers will be all about the pressies and glowy vibes, there’s always the chance your friends and neighbours will reveal themselves as a coven of occultists who want to raise your baby as the antichrist. Best to play it safe and not bother with the organisational faff/otherworldly evil.



Have A Bath-Time Routine

As Seen In: Ghostbusters II

A nice bath should help any child sleep well. Be careful of the water temperature though, as babies can have very sensitive skin. Also, some children will be endlessly pursued by a plague of evil spirits, in which case the bathroom taps may produce ectoplasmic slime instead of water. Be sure to dip your elbow in first to double-check.



Teach Them To Use Inside Voices

As Seen In: The Quiet Place

If your kid is shouting at a head-rattling volume or screaming the place down, the “inside voice” is one of the most important tools in a parent’s arsenal. Not all kids grasp the concept so easily however, but nothing will terrify them into shutting up like the threat of alien monsters that gobble people up at the slightest noise. Chuck out the old Father Christmas and Tooth Fairy stories in favour of this one and you’ll have non-stop peace and quiet. 



Don’t Let Them Fall In With The Wrong Crowd

As Seen In: The Shining

Every child needs friends. Without a playmate, your kid will go round and round and round (on a tricycle through the corridors of a haunted hotel, most likely) bored out their tiny mind. But it’s a parent’s duty to make sure they make good friends – not the kind of ne’er-do-well who’s going to lead your kid astray. In other words, if they come home with two ghoul-like identical twins saying, “Come with play with us… forever and ever and ever” slam the door in their faces and never let your child out of your sight again.



Encourage Creativity

As Seen In: The Omen

Creativity is key to any child’s development, so you should try and harness it. Activities can include painting, building toys, or make-believe play. Some children, especially those called Damien (which is asking for trouble), may even show an aptitude for murdering your friends and family and then making it look like an accident – such as random hangings or skewering the vicar with the church steeple. 



Get A Reliable Child Minder

As Seen In: Hereditary
When you need the kids looking after, who do you turn to? An older sibling could be option – which is all good and well until they accidentally decapitate the little ‘un. A grandparent is perhaps a more responsible choice perhaps. Although they might turn out to be the leader of an evil cult that’s using your kids as a vessel for the spirit of a centuries-old demon. Do yourself – and the soul of your child – a favour and get professional babysitter in.



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THE HOLE IN THE GROUND opens in cinemas across the UK and Ireland on 1st March 2019 from Vertigo Releasing and Wildcard Distribution


Quick Sips - Serial Box: The Vela [episodes 1-2]

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So do nothing halfway, I guess. In December I started reviewing Ninth Step Station from Serial Box, and this month I’m adding another of their projects, The Vela, which is almost out and is available for pre-order now (and you should really get on that, because wow). The project drops on March 6th, but I want to get out ahead of it and say loudly "It Is GOOD" so you all have time to clear your schedules. From near future to far future (or maybe even “second world science fiction”), this one looks at a solar system facing a decline, a destruction. Because while there was prosperity for a time, a general lack of water has led to over-harvesting of hydrogen from the sun, which in turn has led to cooling, which has made the outer planets uninhabitable. Refugees fleeing these dying worlds are finding most havens closed to them, even as they cannot stay where they are. The humanitarian crisis has produced many who have lost their world and their family, and in response one world has opened its arm to a large ship of refugees. A ship that has gone missing. So yeah, it’s a rather stunning premise, and a project I’m super excited about. Again, I’ll probably look at two episodes or so a month. To the reviews! 

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“A Leisurely Extinction” by SL Huang (serial episode 1)

No Spoilers: Asala Sikou is something more than a mercenary, something less than a government agent. In practice, she’s a veteran and a former refugee from a dying world and, above all, a woman who gets things done. When she assigned to protect the life of a visiting head of state, it should be a fairly simple job. Except that the head of state is a dictator whose prejudice and hate are part of the reason that Asala doesn’t have a family any longer. Because in this solar system, hydrogen siphoning from the sun to create water on largely arid planets has led to the sun shrinking, turning the outer planets increasingly uninhabitable. Throw in Niko, a child of the president of one of the more liberal inner planets with some aspirations of hacking and activism, and the story hits the ground running with a lot of energy but still enough emotional moments to keep things complex and rewarding. It’s an episode that does a terrific job of introducing the characters and bringing them to life, and making sure the web of intrigue is so think there’s no hope of moving forward without either getting caught, or unraveling everything.
Keywords: AI, Assassination, Trade, Refugees, Non-binary MC
Reviews: Okay so this story does a lot of things all at once and is a brilliant hook for what promises to be a fantastic series. Because I’m already in love with the two main characters. Asala is professional and talented, a one-woman wrecking crew who has survived so much and seems to succeed in large part because she has little regard for her own safety. She’s messy and reckless, punishing herself for things that were outside her control but that she can’t help feeling guilty about. Responsible for. She’s a former refugee who has carved out something of a home for herself, even if it doesn’t really feel right. And Niko. Niko, my new favorite cinnamon roll, is delightful, a non-binary young person with a lot of thoughts on social justice and the state of the solar system. And really it’s Niko who I feel moves things forward a bit more, because with them there is this feeling that there is a future. A future that they want to move toward by pushing back against the system as is. But they’ve not come up against the same realities that have made Asala rather bitter and jaded. It means they’re rather naive, rather privileged in how wealthy they are and how they’ve been treated. But their idealism is infectious and also delightful. I love the chemistry between Asala and Niko, and the placement where Niko’s obviously going to have some very difficult choices to make.

And really the whole situation is compelling. The solar system is on the verge of death because people won’t move to fix the system. It would be too hard, too expensive, and so nothing is done. Sound familiar? the idea of climate refugees and disasters is topical and yet taken far away from any mention of Earth. Instead, the setting is fresh and layered in wounds and corruptions. Even the world the story opens on, which is supposed to be liberal and understanding, is in talks with a dictator and there’s the strong implication that things are more rotten still. The prose is beautiful, the world building intricate and deep, and the action visceral. It’s one hell of an opening salvo and a wonderful read!

“The Third Passenger” by Becky Chambers (serial episode 2)

No Spoilers: After the assassination attempts last episode, this one picks up with Asala and Niko headed for Asala’s planet of origin, Hypatia, aboard a private ship. Except that it turns out that they have a special guest for part of the journey—the dictator from the previous episode. Which does not sit well with Niko, who didn’t know ahead of time. And what follows is a rather interesting comedy of errors as the three unlikely companions have to spend time around each other and a malfunctioning ship. The sections still break between Niko and Asala, with a bit more focus on Niko this time through, but also featuring sections looking at the missing Vela and the people on board. It’s a tense read, full of heavy moments where especially Niko begins to learn about the people around them, and step outside the carefully curated nature of their life so far.
Keywords: Hacking, Non-binary MC, Trans MC, Travel, Diplomacy, Space
Review: This serial differs from the other that I’m covering (Ninth Step Station) in that it’s not really an episodic narrative. Or...well, it fits neatly into the episodes, but they each push the overall story forward without starting with a new subplot. With this chapter, the main distinction is setting. The main cast (plus their unwanted ship guest) are off planet and cradled in the inky dark. It means they’re isolated together, forced to deal with all the ways they don’t get along. But at the same time, the episode seems to me to be all about empathy and understanding. About the different ways that people face the idea of the end, and how people practice compassion. I love how it layers the voices of the refugees on Vela with the voices of the characters. How it contrasts Asala and Cynwrig, and how it shows the ways that Niko has been insulated from pain and death. How they find it so easy to condemn when they haven’t been tested. Which in some ways is unfair, because Cynwrig assumes that everyone would do what she has done. That everyone would be conservative in the face of her struggles. Which is bullshit. But certainly it does give a fresh perspective on the kind of savior complex that Niko seems to have. The conversations between the characters are amazing, and I love the deep dive the piece takes into the world building and lives of the refugees fleeing their freezing planet. Also Cynwrig giving a lecture on self care is just so fucking messed up it’s amazing.

The episode also pushes forward some of the larger story, too, though mostly it feels like a bridge to get more information about the setting and a better feel of the characters. It does, though, complicate the idea that Niko is super naive. Because in this chapter they are playing things on multiple levels, obfuscating things and making a very good show of being the spy that their father wants them to be. And the mystery of what their true purpose is, and what their father’s secrets are, is still very much at the top of my list of things I want to figure out. It’s a compelling way of building up the narrative, and while it skirts a little close to playing on the duplicitous non-binary cliché, I have faith that Niko is still mostly earnest. At least, I’m not willing to believe because of what has happened that Niko is a villain here, though I love how the episode plays with that idea, because it shows me how much I’m already protective of the character, invested in them and their arc. I want there to be a good reason for this, which means I’m very much looking forward to what happens next. It’s a mostly quite episode, a breather after the frenetic pace of the first one, but there’s still a solid pacing and enough tension to keep everything moving forward. It’s a fantastic episode, and shaping up to be an incredible series.

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Rabu, 27 Februari 2019

2019 Blind Spot Series: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

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You might have come here looking for my entry into the weekly blogathon, Thursday Movie Picks hosted by Wanderer at Wandering Through the Shelves. The truth is, this is one of those television weeks that I've got nothing for. However, it's also the last day of February. That makes it the perfect time to actually get up a review of the film I watched for this month's Blind Spot Series. As usual, it's hosted by Sofia at Returning Videotapes. To her, I say I'm working on getting these posted before the last day of the month, but no promises. Let's get into this month's pick.


Why did I pick it? The easy thing to say is that it's Black History Month. That, however, is not true. February is just the month in which I chose to watch it, not the reason for watching. It was on my radar long before I had a blog to worry about the specific month I'm going to write about a particular film. In fact, I have trouble remembering a time when I wasn't aware of this movie's existence. It was always held up as at least a small part of the nation's paradigm shift in regards to race-relations during the 1960s. Clips of it showed up on all sorts of movie related shows. Somehow, though, I never found myself sitting face-to-face with the entire movie until about ten years ago. I was up late, flipping channels, and came across it about five minutes after it had started and settled in to watch it. I felt wide awake, but obviously wasn't. I made it about another five minutes before I was watching whatever movie was playing on the inside of my eyelids. Fast-forward to a few months back. My daughters asked me to take them to the mall and promised it would be a short trip. So, while they bopped around the young girl fashion stores, I went into Barnes & Noble to kill some time. Usually, the movies there are way overpriced, but I found a rather nice blu-ray edition of this film for ten bucks and swooped it up. Fast-forward again to the present. With my memory completely clear of whatever happened in the five minutes I saw years ago, I popped it in at a decent time of day.

We meet young, head strong, Joanna (Katharine Houghton) and her older, not as forthright boyfriend, John (Sidney Poitier). We learn they intend to be married soon, despite having only met ten days ago. They've come to San Francisco for him to meet her parents and inform them of their news. Of course, the sticking fact isn't the brevity of their courtship, nor the age gap (she's 23, he's 37), but the fact that she's white and John is black. In 1967, this is a big deal. John understands that a marriage is setting themselves and their future children up to be shunned by both whites and blacks. He's rightfully apprehensive about meeting Joanna's folks for the simple fact she hasn't told them anything about him. They don't even know Joanna and John are coming.

When they arrive, dad is away at work, so mom, played as slyly feisty by Katharine Hepburn, gets the news first. She's taken aback, but ultimately, supportive. The key will be convincing dad, a deeply contemplative Spencer Tracy, when he later bursts in through the front door of his home. After a typical mistaken identity gag, the following introduction, and the exchanging of pleasantries, John and Joanna inform him they intend to marry, no matter what, but must know whether or not they have his blessing by the end of the night when John is off to Switzerland for a big shot medical conference. Much hand-wringing, debating, and pontificating ensues.


One thing that has to be admired about this film is how quickly it gets into its plot. Character personalities are quickly established and the conflict laid bare. This makes it an efficient vehicle, purring as it motors down the highway without wasting any of its 108 minutes. Whatever subplots arise feed directly back into the main story. It is abundantly clear that at this moment, to these people, there is nothing else in the world that matters. That sense of urgency translates to us and keeps us engaged.

The actors help keep us interested, as well. The performances of Hepburn, Houghton, and Tracy are all tremendous. Each proves to be an expert batsman as they swat the pros and cons of this huge dilemma to and fro. Hepburn gives the movie its emotional anchor and does most of the heavy lifting alone, until joined later in the film by Beah Richards as John's mother. Spencer Tracy is the voice of reason, often debating himself, even as he talks to others. He makes us feel the inner turmoil that this day is causing him. Similar to the way Richards's appearance aids Hepburn;s performance, Roy E. Glenn Sr. as John's dad, gives us a more adamant version Tracy's character for him to learn from. Houghton needs no such help. She's plenty fine all by herself raging against the machine, embodying the headstrong arrogance of youth. Occasionally, she gets a bit of an assist from Poitier, but for the most part, she's a wrecking ball swinging in all directions to get others to bend to her will.

You may have noticed I didn't count Poitier among the film's great performances. He's not bad, by any stretch. He's just not asked to do much other than be the elephant in the room. His mere presence is what everyone in the film must react to. Every now and again he gets to join in on the speechifying done by the rest of the cast, but his emotional beats come off as muted compared to the rest. The thing he does best in the movie is simply be Sidney Poitier, an avatar for a dignified, well-spoken black man, undeniably that, but not enough to make whites uncomfortable. It's not as important that he give us a good character as it is that he represent an ideal. The film uses that ideal to confront the hypocrisy often found in white liberalism. It mixes Poitier's persona with a character so indubitably son-in-law material that the (almost) only reason Joanna's parents have not to be happy he's marrying their daughter would have to include an admission of racism. White viewers are backed into the same corner. The strength of this movie lies in how it affects its target audience - whites who espouse liberal views, but seem to draw the line at interracial relationships.


Because John is so nearly perfect, the film actually takes it easy on those people it purports to skewer. John is a boring candidate to debate. A more flawed man may have put the outcome more in jeopardy. Joanna's folks, along with viewers, would have to mull over those shortcomings. Our biases show up in our decisions on which and whose faults to forgive. John's impeccability helps everyone sidestep the very exercise they may need to really test their principles. Think of it as it pertains to today's headlines. Shortly after the news of yet another unarmed black man having been shot to death by the police comes the revelation of any wrong-doing he may have done before that day as if it somehow justifies his murder. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner gives us a guy we struggle to say anything bad about, practically ensuring its own conclusion. It makes the statement it wants to make and won't let John derail it.

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner occupies a weird space. It's clearly of its time, yet not as dated as it first appears. Knowing the plot before having ever seen it gave me the ability to be at a safe enough distance from it to notice how much the movie truly forces the issue. You might remember from my synopsis that John and Joanna have only been seeing each other for ten days and that there is a significant enough age gap that it's possible he is closer to her parent's age than hers. For most parents, both of these things are cause for alarm. Here, they're almost mentioned in passing. A more encompassing screenplay would have better weaved these into the narrative. They could, and should, easily be bigger contributors to the decision at hand. As things stand, they may not as well be mentioned. Another aspect that could have been far more interesting is the dynamic between Isabel Sanford's Tillie, the family's black maid, and John. They are very much representatives of opposite sides of the coin. She exhibits the slave mentality fitting of someone stuck in the past. He, of course, is the wave of the future. Tillie is fully against the idea of John's relationship with Joanna. In no uncertain terms, she sees it as Joanna degrading herself and John "getting above himself." She has clearly bought into the idea of white superiority. John's very existence challenges those notions, yet their interactions are limited. Tillie is given a quick lesson mid-movie from Joanna, but there is so much more to mine.

To anyone wanting to see this for the first time the big question is how well does it hold up? It holds up well, for the most part. It shows its age because it simplifies things a bit too much. The topic its addressing, the hypocrisy of white liberals, is still a subject worthy of cinematic examination. This movie feels like the genesis of this. Over the years, its spirit has been co-opted by many movies, proving its importance. In 2005, it was kinda-sorta remade as Guess Who, a lackluster rom-com with the races reversed. The late Bernie Mac plays the ornery dad who disapproves of his daughter's white boyfriend, played by Ashton Kutcher. That one is far more watered down than this. However, the original still feels as if it is boxing with kid gloves in comparison to its spiritual (read: unofficial and unacknowledged) remake, 2017's Get Out. 

It seems hard to imagine now, but it wasn't that long ago when the good folks at General Mills were inundated with hate mail for having the audacity to feature an interracial family in a Cheerios commercial. Now, there are such families in every area of publicly consumed media. None of this means Guess Who's Coming to Dinner has been rendered pointless. While not as poignant as it once was, it still has something to say that's worth hearing. It also remains an important place marker, highlighting how far we've come and how far we haven't.



Ai Shinozaki Month, Day 28

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This is the 28th day of my Ai Shinozaki month, a tribute to the world's most beautiful actress. It's the last day of the month, and I'm sorry it's come to an end so soon, so I'm posting more photos than usual. The month needs to end with a climax.

















Photos from Moecco TV, 2008.