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• Comic Con is next week and we are getting new trailer for It: Chapter 2. Meanwhile, here are the new images.
• Man, Spider-Man: Far From Home was LAME. Homecoming is one of the worst movies in MCU but this was even worse. It would be the worst one yet but that Edward Norton atrocity exists. End credits scenes were better than the movie itself. I ain't paying for Spider-Man flick next time. 
• But Hellboy was even worse than this. How the hell did people involved in this did not realize that they were making absolute turd? There's this CGI involving Ian McShane near the end of the movie that is so bad I almost want to recommend this mess to you guys so you see it with your own eyes. 
• Enjoy this pure video.
• Midsommar is out there ending shitty relationships.
• This is brilliant!
• On Saturday I rewatched season 3 of Stranger Things. Thanks to that I had no time, again, for Keanu movie livetweet. 
• The good news is that I'm starting my 16-day long vacation this evening. 
• The bad news is that later today I'm going to the dentist so I may not actually still be alive for me to enjoy my vacation.
• I've been hearing the sound of a drill for days now. 
• Anyways...
• I just want another season full of this:
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• The gun throw in particular was absolutely hilarious.
• Hiking in the woods to Ill-annoy lol.
• Seriously you can make an entire show out of that.
• Look at that!
• If you are one of the people who found Hop in season 3 to be "toxic" start running away from me right now. 
• Throw a zig zag in there too.
• Evan Rachel Wood is the most insufferable moron in Hollywood. When her ex was getting married she went after Ben Affleck (there are much better reasons to call him out) for some stupid remarks he made 20 years ago. When her character was turned into one dimensional terminator in awfully written season 2 of Westworld and the viewers were dropping it left and right because it was boring and it sucked she bashed fans calling them misogynistic. She used to date Marilyn Manson. She used to work with Woody Allen. And she is now judging someone? And she is giving people advice?! ON DATING? Based on a TV series?! 
• You've gotta be shitting me.
• Stranger Things is breaking records left and right and this one is only somewhat relevant because of the show that is now so misguided and disliked, that HBO had to hide what series the trailer for its third season was for through most of it. Ufff, the salt of them tears.
•  And she is joined by other people who also go after Hop. Good. I hope those fragile individuals keep weak men who never experienced hardship in their lives to themselves. It's gonna be fun for them when real problems occur and they lack any sort of experience or emotional tools to handle them. Suggesting that we should deny love to people who have been through trauma and heartbreak, who are not perfect but are good people at heart, is repugnant.
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• How dare he get angry with Joyce for standing him up, huh? Hopper expresses his feelings that he is entitled to have. You wanna see real toxic masculinity, go see Midsommar filled with passive aggressive weasels. But the people bashing Hop are probably not old enough to do that anyways, or at least I hope so because if we are surrounded with adults who are this fragile then this world is doomed. 
• She didn't even apologize, just walked in and started throwing magnets on his fridge. Come on, Joyce!
• And how dare he want his daughter to experience something more in life than making out with a mouthy douchebag? Yes, what an asshole.
• [pauses to breathe] 
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• Goddammit. 
• Me watching season 1+2: I like him
• Me watching season 3 where he is a mess: HELLO DADDY
• And there's another kink that I have. 
• We can't even call the police because he IS the police.
• You've seen my twitter lately? I should go see a shrink and an exorcist instead of a dentist but unlike my mind and soul my teeth can be fixed.
• Hopefully.
• Is it clear I am freaking out about the dentist?
• I AM FREAKING OUT.
• Anyways...
• SPOILERS: Don't click this unless you saw the whole season! That's gotta be it right? And we have to wait till probably Christmas next year for more :/
• SPOILERS: I didn't notice this before that gifset! MY HEART!
• Here's more Jopper magic. This is adorable. Winona is probably like that for everyone on the set when they start talking shit about themselves. And they mention she is married to Keanu again! Gurl, what are you waiting for, move in with him! He needs a female touch.
• There are no new Bill and Ted behind the scenes pictures this week because the studio probably read about people thinking Keanu looks like Mulan now and they hid him away. Also there's a hurricane happening over there right now, but you know, it's probably mostly the Mulan thing.
• But I have something for you! Here's deleted scene from Constantine. Who the fuck cut this out of a movie?! He is shirtless and in bed with a lady for the love of God.
• The Gift is clearly going to be the next movie I rewatch:
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• Parabellum is going to be released on blu-ray on September. What the hell, that's 2 months away! Hopefully Itunes is much faster.
• People are fatshaming Jason now. I just...there are no words.
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• Katy writes about attending Hugh Jackman's show
• Dell and Allie review Far From Home
• Getter chooses best and worst movies of the year so far
• Brittani and Keith review Midsommar
• Gemma writes about Stranger Things and has important question about Hopper's clothing
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