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• Trailer for Little Women. It actually looks really sweet. Watson is gonna be the weakest link, clearly, but Saoirse and Florence both look wonderful. Why didn't poor Eliza even have a line in this? I never read the book but I know what happens because of that Friends episode.
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• Here's absolutely awful poster for Last Christmas. Why would they use so much photoshop? They don't even look human anymore. Here's the trailer. There is someone who saw the movie who says that it ain't exactly all happy and we already have people out there guessing the twist. Why would you not conceal that shit better in the trailer? That said, I hope it's a hit. I love Feig's movies and both leads are so charming and deserve great careers.
• Universal has cancelled the release of The Hunt because of mass shootings in USA. Yep, because it's the movies' fault and not because of the fact people can buy guns over there as easily as candy.
• Do you know why we don't have gun violence here in Poland? We have the same movies and video games as Americans do but what we do not have is an easy access to fire arms. 
• I forgot to share the news recently but Amazon is doing a TV series based on Event Horizon, which is one of the raddest horror movies of the 90's. The story behind it is quite fascinating too - it was rushed in post production because of freaking Titanic (James Cameron is such an asshole, you guys) and then the footage that was cut was stored in salt mines in Transylvania and got destroyed. What?! Anyways, it's a great movie even with all the issues it has and I rewatched it over the weekend. It has one of the best, if not the best, "nope" scene ever, where the new crew watches the video of the previous crew fucking, mutilating and killing each other and Laurence Fishburne simply says "we're leaving".
• I also watched Wild Things, which I never saw before, and it was a lot of fun! Ah, the 90's when we actually saw nudity and sex in films. I don't know who needs this information but Kevin Bacon is really well-endowed. 
• The Crown season 3 will premiere on November 17th. Here's pictures and the article about the new season.
• So this happened. This is very noble (let's disregard the fact that in between all of this he went golfing with James Bond) of Jason and seeing how the first film earned all that money thanks to him, he has this pull. But as a fan of the first movie I am worried about the sequel. Amber Heard is a mess and at that point with how toxic she is - let's face it, her and Depp are basically Sid and Nancy and neither is innocent - I wouldn't be surprised if she was recast. Then there is Wan prioritizing other projects over this and The Conjuring. Ugh. Now their lead actor is challenging bulldozers to a fight. 
• He is obviously going to be fine, though. The bulldozers will just break into pieces right in front of him, out of fear and arousal. 
• WB should really get on top of their DC division, why the hell are they so inept? First the Snyder mess. Then they gave Robbie so much power she inserts Harley in a movie where she absolutely doesn't belong (Birds of Prey). Then WW1984 gets delayed amount of time so ridiculous even its director is surprised. Then they hire a degenerate pervert to make the new Suicide Squad. And now this.
• Oh and apparently The Joker is incels' wet dream so thank you for unleashing that into the world, WB. Cause all these shits need is a new icon played by this overrated edgelord. 
• Because why make Gotham City Sirens movie, right? When you can just make another movie with the Joker and make another Batman film?
• And where the hell is marketing for It: Chapter Two? Am I supposed to do everything on my own on my twitter, tumblr and this site? It's 3 weeks away. Pennywise and Bill Hader should be shoved in our faces 24/7.
• Oh, God please shove him in my face. 
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• *faints*
• We did get new TV spots, though (1,2,3) and new posters! I just hope they are actually airing all the time on TV and the posters are on every building in USA.
• And look at this still:
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• I can literally hear Muschietti yelling "Bill, stop smiling!" over the God mic 15 seconds before it was taken.
• And another still that was just released. And here's what Bill's fanbase already did with it.
• I watched Popstar Never Stop Stopping and even for an idiot like me it was too dumb. 
• Guess why I watched it in the first place.
• Go ahead. 
• Guess. 
• Bill's daughters throwing shade at him is the funniest thing ever.
• I shared it on twitter but in case you didn't see this.
• "So you saw your father shot in the face....that must have been WILD".
• I swear to God I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes when I watched that for the first time. It's insane how well he does all those impressions! I am watching his SNL episodes (yes, it's 8 seasons. Yes, I am watching them all, not just the two episodes he hosted. Yes, my dedication is yet again, incredible. Laser cats sketch, anyone?) and Vincent Price sketches are the second best after Herb Welch ones (oh God, these are just pure gold, everyone always talks about Stefon but every single Herb sketch was amazing). This one was Bill's first sketch in that series and in his first season ever and it's amazing how well he did.
• I'm still laughing
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• Here's Bill playing a video game with Conan and giving some epic commentary. I need a show where they just play games all the time and bully Aaron for his nerd knowledge.
• We only had one Daddy Hopper sighting this week and he officially looks homeless now so the filming of Stranger Things 4 must be underway.
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• Courtney, Keith and Brittani review The Farewell
• Diana writes about Trainspotting
• Sek reviews Must Love Dogs
• Mario writes about Toy Story 4
• Gemma chooses her fantasy book club
• Sonia reviews Rocketman
• Dell announced another edition of his Against the Crowd blogathon!
• Katy writes about Big Little Lies 2
• Allie reviews Good Boys
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