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Kamis, 21 November 2019

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Congratulations to Clive Owen who is finally going to be in something people will actually watch.

The filming has began on Venom 2! Tom keeps posting photos of that cute dog, I hope he/she is also in the movie and that nothing bad happens to him/her in it!

That is quite a colossal waste of money. You better make Wonder Woman 1984 earn more than this.

Oh for fuck's sake...

The recent episode of Graham Norton's show was incredible, especially Richard Ayoade talking about his new book. It sounds so insane I think I have to read it.

A bunch of actors from Justice League tweeted the cursed hashtag this week. Jesus Christ, just release this already and let's get it over with. Henry Cavill was hilariously absent from this whole campaign. So Jason, who is constantly busy and is one of the biggest stars in the world can find the time but this one can't? Yeah, right. Way to piss off the fans before the release of his series that looks like a turd.

Final trailer for The Irishman.

No one from Star Wars and that Woody Allen supporting hag. Awful, just awful. At least Murphy will be funny.

First she liked Joker, now this.

New trailer for Cats which is even more horrific than the last one. I...I have no words.

American Horror Story 1984 had a pretty underwhelming finale, but it was still a fairly decent season. At least it didn't derail completely in the last few episodes like most of the seasons of the show did so far.

I watched The Girl in Spider's Web, fuck knows why but I did, and it was really bad. What a waste of Claire Foy and Sylvia Hoeks. All Sony releases keep flopping recently and I for one think this is karma for not letting Fincher do more of these films.

I also saw The Peanut Butter Falcon and that was very wholesome but it had such an abrupt and badly executed ending. I think it was supposed to be reality but they handled it in such a clumsy way a lot of people read it as dream ending and I can't blame them, it was really badly done. The film reminded me of Mud, except it wasn't nearly as good, but Dakota Johnson was surprisingly charming and Shia Labeouf was shockingly mellow. Jon Bernthal was also there, in wordless flashbacks that lasted maybe 15 seconds, what the hell was that?!

I also watched the new The Lion King and I think my review says it all.

Then I rewatched Heat. Pacino's performance in this is so insane and entertaining. There's this entire thing with his character using cocaine which explains why he is acting this way, except the cocaine use was cut from the movie so what we are left with is this baffling madness. Hank Azaria's shocked reaction makes me laugh so hard every time I rewatch that movie.

By now you are all probably aware of this cuteness happening in The Mandalorian:

Good gosh, Star Wars has the cutest stuff.

BB-8.

Porgs.

Baby Yoda.

Oscar Isaac.

I made a tweet to illustrate.

The latest episode of See had an amazing ending twist. It was ridiculous, but most of the things in this show are, every episode lately ends with a crazier scene than the last. That ending was straight up Game of Thrones levels, back when Game of Thrones used to be good. It's so sad how critics put people off from watching this show. How much longer will people let the mediocre minds RT assembles guide public opinion?

Here's another proof that Jason is awesome and GoT producers the worst.

Here's a bunch of great behind the scenes stuff from It: Chapter Two (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10). I cannot believe how much amazing stuff was cut like Richie doing the impression of Bill stuttering and that alternate take of him finding that Eddie died. What the hell were they thinking?!

I rewatched 10 Years which of course contains that scene. Oh my God. I have that song on my phone but I can't listen to it. I am scared for my health.

I also rewatched Annihilation and Suburbicon. And also The Two Faces of January. We all know why.

I haven't even started The Crown 3 yet because I've been watching interviews with this man (1,2). The shade he keeps throwing at X-Men: Apocalypse is so funny. How dare you make him uncomfortable like this.

Look how consistent I have been over the years.

John and Daisy are starting the press tour but let's face it, it's not truly Star Wars press tour until Oscar shows up in his ugly - and by that I mean adorable - Christmas sweaters.

YEEES!!!!

New Imax poster and EW cover. And here are the new photos but here are the only ones that matter: