(351) Princess Scales and Diva Boo + links

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• Oh, Adora.
• I'm very happy for Samantha Robinson, even if it is this movie. Now let's just get Anna Biller a new film
• Mark Walhberg, everyone.
• Oh, what a surprise.
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• Of course Bautista made it worse. This hardly caught the fire in the news and this dumbass retweets it to his million of followers.
• Yesterday the news broke that Disney won't back down and Gunn is not coming back. Will someone check on Dave? He must be taking this so hard, poor thing. 
• Chris Hemsworth's birthday brought a lot of hilarious social media posts with it - 1,2,3
• And here's the new poster for Bad Times at the El Royale. 
• He is shirtless front and center. 
• That's just good marketing.
• Lord and savior legend and my captain oh captain James Wan helped direct The Nun.
• Here's new poster for the movie. We are 3 weeks away and still no new trailer so the marketing is really...what's the word...interesting. Here's scary new TV spot. 
• And another one.
• Oh, Idris.
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• It's been a while since I brought something this amazing to my readers. 
• Ladies and gentlemen....
• ....I give you...
• POOPGATE.
• First of all, I love that out of all the pictures of Boo they chose the one where she looks like the sasssiest diva that ever sassed. 
• Second of all... Are we sure Depp didn't shit the bed himself and just... forgotten? 
• Third of all, I actually don't even know what to say here. I have been dealing with divorce cases for years and never have I ever witnessed someone accusing a spouse of taking a crap in the bed and the accused blaming it on a dog.
• I can't even.
• People are debating the poop sizes on comments sections now. Good God almighty.
• I think it's clear - the side we should be on? Boo's.
• Also where is Pistol in all of this? Is he thinking of legal strategy of how to get Boo out of this mess? Maybe it was Pistol who shat there and Boo is taking the blame? Will they appear in the court? There's just so many questions here.
• Also I found out the dogs are with Amber now so thank God for it. She seems....relatively more stable of the two.
• Meanwhile, it looks like Brad and Angelina are just few steps away from accusing each other of crapping on furniture like degenerates. 
• Here's new picture of the cast of Wonder Woman 1984:
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• I don't know know what the fuck is happening here (apparently this), I just know that this picture is HILARIOUS. 
• They all look like they are on drugs, each on different one, with Pine clearly having taken something defective.
• Look at his face! He looks like he was rescued from drowning! 
• Another new picure from Apostle, this time with first look at the amazing Michael Sheen:
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• New trailer for Widows. This is much better than the first one. 
• Oh, but that doesn't mean Neeson is not gonna do trash anymore.
• The film has Neeson playing a character named Nels Coxman, and really that should be all you need to know. But if you want more info, here goes: Nels Coxman is “a local snowplow operator recently named Citizen of the Year of his small Colorado ski town for keeping the roads open through the winter. Nels’ quiet life with his wife (Laura Dern) abruptly spins out of control when their son is unjustly murdered by a local drug cartel. Taking the law into his own hands with only the tools of an outdoorsman and snowplow driver, Nels sets out to find those responsible but inadvertently ignites a gang war that threatens to engulf the town – unless he ends it first.”
• Good God ,so much here:
• - Laura Dern in another thankless wife role, are they kidding?
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• -"UNJUSTLY murdered"
• - "with only the tools of an outdoorsman and snowplow driver" - looool
• Sounds gloriously stupid, cannot wait. I bet when he gets off snowplow there's gonna be at least 15 editing cuts.
• Here's Tilda Swinton in new picture from Suspiria -->
• Bradley Cooper is out there already promoting himself to multiple nominations for A Star is Born. I just need him to say he was tricked into singing that petition to rehire Gunn and we're all good.
• Hardy based his Capone voice on Bugs Bunny. 
• Yep. This is the thing that has happened.
• "he plays me a clip of the raw footage on his phone,” Esquire reports. “Sure enough, he  sounds like the cartoon rabbit with a severe case of vocal fry.”
• Jesus Christ, man.
• Do me a favor: watch this - 1,2, - you won't regret it.
• Jason went to the beach:
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• There are NO WORDS.
• No, really, THERE ARE NO WORDS.
• Here's new merchandise from Aquaman:
• That tiny one, last row, second character, that's apparently "Princess Scales".
• I have no idea who that character is but all I envision is a sassy underwater Lyanna Mormont.
• I just can't stop laughing at this. From the man who brought us Lipstick-face demon, Valak and Annabelle...comes Princess Scales!
• Also look at Orm's smirk.
• *meows underwater*
• I finally made some edits from Aquaman and of Aquaman cast. Patrick's face here, my God:
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• Also the swivel thing!
• Can they please stop being so goddamn precious?!:
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• Seriously, this cast is adorable. 
• Well, other than Amber possibly shitting in the bed.
• I don't think I can get worse.
• But I'm sure....I will.
• Why are they allowed to take pictures like this?
• Watch this, it's amazing! Wan is probably the most likable director out there. And Patrick's flirting is way too much. I almost drowned in my own sweat watching this. 
• "BOOberry". Oh good God. We have a boo name here.
• He cute! 
• He kinky!
• My livetweet of Stretch needs to be seen to be believed.
• And the one for Insidious.
• And the one for Bone Tomahawk.
• Then I saw The Commuter. That also got out of hand.
• I also rewatched Little Children but didn't livetweet it, fearing for my followers' well being.
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• Oh dear God. 
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• Brittani reviews BlacKKKlansman
• Mario reviews Rogue Nation. As in few years after I told him to, he finally watched it. I'm looking forward to his opinion about the Conjuring when he finally sees it in 20-fucking-20.
• Katy ranks Mission Impossible films
• Dell reviews Sorry to Bother You
• Sonia reviews Ant-Man and the Wasp
• Adrian offers a different perspective on James Gunn's firing, one I disagree with but it's a very well written piece.
• Keith and Allie review First Reformed
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