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• I'm not actually euphoric since I'm back to work and hating it more than ever. I was already so tired yesterday I tried to open my office door with a credit card...so yeah.
• Stunning poster and first trailer for The Lighthouse. This is from Robert Eggers' who made one of my all time favorite horror films The VVitch. This one was made with older equipment, to make it look like a film from another era. The cinematography looks truly spectacular and I think maybe it's finally time Dafoe gets that Oscar?
• Yes, that is a mermaid tail. Yes, there is one in the movie. No, apparently it's not horror horror but more of a psychological drama. Also I am grateful for subtitles in my country because I couldn't understand a single word in that trailer.
• The Irishman is, apparently, real. And here is the first trailer. I know everyone is shitting themselves over it - and we should, we are getting new Joe Pesci performance after all - but fuck me, that de-aging effect near the end of the trailer was BAD. Rogue One level bad. The eyes are too bright, the skin is too smooth. Hopefully, they will manage to fix it before release. But it's SUCH a gimmick. It distracts from the story and everything else in this.
• My archenemy is going to strike again.
• They put Keanu in a bow tie now. This set is out of control batshit.
• Say what you want about Netflix, but at least they continue to cater porn for me. Also here is Jason looking like the May Queen and doing great things.
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• We have new photos from It: Chapter Two and confirmation that it will be 2h and 45 minutes long. There are a lot of people complaining about this which is ridiculous. So Avengers and Tarantino smelling his farts can be this long but a horror movie can't? Come on!
• Here's new sneak peek at the movie.
• The script for the finale of Game of Thrones was published and it's even worse than you can imagine.
• Look at these (1,2). What is wrong with the Russos? RDJ's ideas probably saved Endgame.
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• I watched all the released episodes of Euphoria and that show is almost as horny as this column is. There's constant fucking, talking about fucking, plotline involving porn, nudity, naked selfies, dick pics, actual dicks, those shady apps people apparently use these days to hook up (how many people out there have VDs now? Jesus Christ) and it's just horrific. Lock up your children, people, they are are out of control.
• (no wonder Leo "my girlfriends weren't alive yet when Titanic was released" DiCaprio watches it).
• Because of this, the show is a bit thin on the plot and even though I watched seven episodes I still have trouble keeping track of several characters and who they are and what the hell they are doing. But Zendaya is amazing and she is a great narrator for the series and I really like her character as well as the character of Kat. Also the show looks absolutely stunning and has probably the most impressive cinematography I've ever seen on HBO. Then there are songs which other than the usual trash kids listen to these days are really good, especially this one. Unfortunately, the full song wasn't released yet. Goddamn, HBO. First Barry score is not released and now this.
• So I finally watched Heathers and it was not for me. It's a clever movie but it had such a smug, pretentious vibe to it. Winona was lovely and there were few cool things in it, but it was just not the kind of humor/writing I enjoy.
• I also rewatched the first Zombieland and it is such a fun movie but its tone is kinda all over the place. I am hoping the sequel will be better because the premise and the characters are very entertaining. I identified so strongly with Jesse Eisenberg's character who is a total shut in who avoids people and spends Friday evenings alone.
• Well, at least you guys are getting those posts thanks to that so....yeeeey.
• Yeah, so Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is even more disgusting than I thought it was gonna be. Here is where I went off. 
• That said, Brad Pitt elevated the hell out of this "film". The last time an actor carried a movie to such extent was Hardy in Venom. Without Pitt the movie would be completely unwatchable.
• I watched Parkland which is a movie that stars both Daddy Hopper and Zac Efron. Daddy Hopper plays an FBI agent and Efron plays a doctor. On paper it sounds like porn.
• Anyways, the film was pretty good and followed the events immediately after JFK's assassination. Neither boo 1 nor boo 2 was in it as much as I'd like but there's never enough for me, is there?
• I'm on season 2 of The Newsroom right now and David isn't in it much but this scene almost killed me. His expression after the said THAT and "oh, fuck you" were just priceless.
• God bless this man.
• 14 seconds of pure sexy.
• This is the kind of content I have been treating you to on twitter all week long.
• And there's this.
• If I could I'd cover him with my own body from those bullets.
• Remember that edit I linked last week of David on the red carpet? This one is even better.
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• I never listen to podcasts but I listened to this one with David and I learned so many things. It's amazing how joyful and enthusiastic he is and he has been through so much, he was even in mental institution (he has bipolar disorder), he also struggled with alcoholism but now has been sober for 15 years. Just watch how honest this guy is. In all my years of fangirling over actors I never sat down and watched/listened to interviews with someone for hours but I did here. I must have watched at least 5 hours of him talking. I really encourage you to watch the videos on youtube (Comic Con panels, SAG Aftra talks, podcasts) where he just talks - he is so funny and he has so many amazing stories. I tweeted few clips this week - (1,2,3). I have a whole post about it but I included waaaay too much personal stuff in it so I need to edit it heavily because otherwise you'll all stage an intervention or straight up raid my house.
• Allie reviews Godzilla: King of the Monsters
• Diana watched and loved Stranger Things!
• Keith posted defense of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and the comment section of this post should be a good guide for you whose blogs to avoid. So horrific. It's good that all the misogynists are revealing themselves there. Avoid their blogs and boycott them. I'm not surprised to see who is there, by the way.A certain person who frequently comments has been banned from this website ever since making a disgusting sexual pun about my private parts in comment section.
• Mario reviews Parabellum
• Sonia chooses top 3 romantic comedies with Sandra Bullock
• SEK reviews 13 Going on 30
• Katy reviews Us
• Alex published a list of things he loves in Hateful Eight
• Brittani reviews Once Upon a Time...in Hollywood
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