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Daddy Hopper did an amazing job hosting SNL last Saturday. Here's my livethirsttweet.

Send help, oh my God (1,2).

So David's new girlfriend did this.

I mean if my dream men *HAVE TO* date someone juvenile and attention seeking, why can't that person be *ME*?

Daddy Hopper's POWER!

Can I just say blogging etiquette SUCKS lately? I see a lot of people who have their own blogs leave so many comments under other people's posts, multiple comments even, then I go visit their blog and it's 1 or 2 comments under each post, at best. We are all busy. But if other people manage to leave comments, so do you.

Does any of us have as great of a job security as Adam Sandler has on Netflix? Murder Mystery was actually quite enjoyable so I don't hate this news.

Look, I love Gal. But this right here is not going to work. She is gonna do a Polish accent? Oh my God.

New poster for The Lightouse. Meanwhile, there is still no release date here in Poland.

Eggers already has a new project lined up. That cast is amazing! Kidman, who has just played Skarsgard's wife, is now going to play his mother. Hollywood, you are gross.

Jennifer Aniston shared a photo of all the Friends actors together.

Zoe Kravitz is going to be Catwoman in new Batman movie. Jason is super psyched.

New trailer for Bombshell. This is not a good trailer (what the hell is that music?!) but the film still looks great.

Have you guys seen what South Park has been doing lately? I don't think the new episodes are anywhere near the level of the stuff they used to do. They are so heavy on messages now, there isn't that many jokes there and it's been years since the show truly made me laugh. But kudos to them for standing up to China like that.

New poster for The Crown, season 3.

Martin Scorsese said even more things about MCU. I wonder if any disgruntled MCU stans called him "manlet" again.

Neil Patrick Harris is gonna be in the 4th Matrix movie.

Jared Leto is getting a lot of hate and negativity over Suicide Squad again. Has there been any other actor screwed like that by a studio in the last few years? The studio focused entire Suicide Squad promo around him without telling him they cut most of his scenes. So the fallout was mostly all on him. Leto is a very good actor who deserved his Oscar but now everyone is treating him like he is a bad actor, based on a 10-minute long performance in a movie that was chopped up by the studio. It's not fair at all and to be honest if I were an actor I'd be nervous to work with WB after seeing how they completely destroyed his career. I don't think he will ever bounce back from this.

New poster for Doctor Sleep.

So RDJ went from MCU to....this.

Choices were made.

They were certainly made.

And here is the trailer. This looks like something Kirk Lazarus would do if he was inspired by Simple Jack.

New trailer for Marriage Story. God, I hope The Report sucks so that the votes for Adam Driver won't split between those two. He is the only thing that stands between that edgelord from Joker and the Oscar.

Robert Forster has passed away on the day of El Camino premiere. This is very sad news, I absolutely adore his work in Jackie Brown and it was always so lovely when he showed up in TV series and movies I watched.

Here are some excellent interviews about El Camino (1,2,3). And here is Aaron Paul playing with kittens and answering questions.

I finally got into Succession. When it was first released I saw the pilot episode and really didn't like it, but it got such raves in season 2, and after all it is from one of the writers of The Thick of It, so I decided to finally force myself to sit through it. It really exploded in 6th episode of season 1 and then it just kept getting better and better. This tweet is a very accurate description of the show. The episode in season 2 where they play "boar on the floor" is amazing. Trust me, watch this series. It really is one of the greatest new TV series and season 2 is flawless.

I also watched the released episodes of American Horror Story: 1984. It's a lot of fun. And the show continues to give us the best reaction gifs:

Speaking of acts of God....

Jason Momoa is gonna be on Graham Norton's show next week! I assume he is gonna be there promoting See which drops on Apple+ on November 1.

"According to the Wall Street Journal, Apple is spending nearly $15 million per episode, comparable to the final season of Game of Thrones."

What the fuck?! The trailer is literally just some people running around in a jungle. What the hell cost so much?!

This is from the writer of Serenity. Man, I cannot wait to watch all the episodes of this garbage just to stare at Jason.

Esquire has an AMAZING article about Jason with equally amazing photos and gifs. His whole quest to get his wife to let him keep a dog and the way he talks about Lisa is just....there are no words.

Bill did a thing for Henry Winkler this week.

THIS IS MY BOSS.

We've been blessed with new beautiful picture of Bill from the Emmys.

God bless this picture. Also the above gif is accurate here too.

Ladies and gentlemen, Bill at 29 doing his Arnold impression.

So do you guys remember how I almost single-handedly got Aquaman to earn over billion dollars in the box office with all of my hype and relentless tweeting and blogging about it?

I have embarked on a new mission.

And that is to get Boo Hader cast as The Riddler.

I have been posting about it on every message board I post on this week and even tweeted the director.

I will get boo that money.

I will do it.

[Updated an HOUR later] fuuuuuccckkkk.

I have failed my love!

I have failed my light!

I have failed the father of my two beautiful imaginary children!

NOOOOOOOOOO!

Bill, if you are reading this 1. don't sue me 2. I hope you are well-rested and happy 3. I got like 5 people to watch Barry so just remember this, please.