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Here is the new poster and trailer for The Rise of Skywalker. So Carrie Fisher has top billing but somehow they couldn't feature her on the actual poster?

Jesus Christ, those shitfuckers.

The leaks appear to be confirmed with that footage. It will all be really safe and super stupid.

The film and Oscar Isaac look very pretty but I straight up started laughing at that forced "let's make people emotional!" moment with C3PO. Did he even interact with the main characters? This trilogy is an utter shitshow because we didn't see the main characters bond at all in the last movie. TLJ was an utter waste of time and this trailer is not helping. Disney needed the best trailer of all time to sell this and this is far from it.

Also space horses. What the fuck.

Hmmmmm.

So I've done a lot of rewatches since last RF.

Angel Heart, which I really should write yet another post about because it is so underrated and it is in my top 30 movies of all time.

Even though Lisa Bonet is in it and as we all know I cannot help but be jealous when I see this woman. She is amazing but my God, to be able to live her life just for ONE day, you guys....it would kill me but it would be soooo worth it.

Why would it kill me?

Because I imagine attempting to have sex with Jason is like trying to climb Mount Everest.

With one's vagina.

I also rewatched Goodfellas and Casino. I love Pesci so much more in Casino than in Goodfellas, which he actually won an Oscar for. I love Casino way more than Goodfellas. Both are excellent movies but Casino is just better in every way for me.

I also rewatched Aquaman because of course I did. And Jackie Brown. The latter is definitely Tarantino's most mature movie. It's amazing how lovely it is. And Robert Forster was just wonderful in it. The world would be such a great place if every man was at least 1/10 as sweet, decent and gentle as Max Cherry is.

And there were some new movies I watched.

Netflix strikes again, this time with Wounds, which is a piece of shit horror film staring Armie Hammer and Dakota Johnson. I heard some praise for the ending and I always like strong endings in horror films so I checked it out and it was so lame. Hammer sucks so it's nice seeing him in yet another flop but the movie also had Zazie Beetz in it and between this, Lucy in the Sky and The Joker it's like Hollywood is set on under-using her this year. Avoid this one.

Then I saw Eli, which comparing to Wounds was kinda fun so it's getting its Screaming Sunday post in 2 days.

Watchmen premiere was pretty good but it did a terrible job at hooking people. I shouldn't be required to familiarize myself with graphic novel to be able to follow this. Reznor and Ross' score alone makes it worth watching, though. I'll wait for the season to end and then watch the whole thing.

Trailer for The Crown, season 3. It looks really amazing, so amazing in fact that there's hope the new actors will make us forget the old ones while we are watching it and we won't miss them. I loved Foy and Kirby so much but I have no doubt that Colman and Bonham Carter will be fantastic.

Trailer for The King featuring Pattinson's hilarious accent.

Because this trash wasn't long enough?

So there is more shit flying in Jared Letos' direction with the reports he actually tried to stop Phillips' movie from happening. Of course he did and people acting like bitches over this news are ridiculous. Imagine you get a job, and then most of your performance is cut. And then as the movie is a failure you are blamed for it, even though the studio focused the marketing around you and didn't tell you they altered the movie and then that same studio hired another actor and gave him entire movie to lead, with, at the time, Scorsese attached. Anyone giving him shit for trying to stop it is a hypocrite because in his place they would do the exact same thing.

10/10 movie, some of you say.

People are still talking about Scorsese's comments about MCU and here comes Francis Ford Coppola whose criticism went as far as calling those films "despicable". While I agreed with Scorsese, Coppola really crossed the line here. Not to mention, that he supported a pedophile so he should shut his fucking mouth for eternity because he doesn't get to speak. On any subject. Ever.

Here's another one. Did Kevin Feige bang these men's wives or what?

Still....Scorsese. So here he goes with this. Look, there were lots of great parts for actresses in his movies. But it doesn't change the fact that he didn't exactly do that much for women comparing to how much he did for men in his movies. Apparently on the set of Casino he spent way more time with Pesci and De Niro than with Stone and he didn't give her as much of insight as he gave them. And he chose to make the movies he did, focusing on the characters he did. So he doesn't get to react with anger at such a question. Still, it's better than Tarantino's disgusting "I reject your hypothesis" and refusing to answer.

As you can see the bar for these men is so goddamn low.

Stranger Things 4 has began filming. David is doing this, so who knows what is going to happen on that show. Also it looks more and more likely that we are going to get season 4 on Christmas next year.

Ant-Man 3 is happening!

Speaking of Paul Rudd, he was on Conan's show this week and did this again. "You wanna play the real clip now, you son of a bitch?" just killed me.

See promo tour is happening and Jason is gonna be on James Corden and Ellen's shows! The show was already renewed for season 2 which makes sense considering how much money Apple already invested in it.

WHAT THE FUCK!

I'm still drying that book.

Why. Just why.

*sigh*

Jason at red carpet See premiere (1,2,3)

Why is she so lucky? The world isn't fair. Also why was that cut from the movie?!

Bill was chosen as "Man of Style" this week (I love that his stylist tags Bill's faninstagrams) which is absolutely hilarious. Look, I love this man. I'd give him children. But he owns 4 shirts and 2 jackets.

Let us remember this.

Red carpet!! (1,2)

Photos! (1,2,3)

Here is Darcy presenting and his speech! (1,2). InStyle youtube account had it in good quality but set it to private, the bastards. Hadernation to the rescure, here it is!

That speech.

Jesus Christ.

Be Bill. Be someone everyone likes and has fangirls. Get up on the stage and say that you only started dressing better because you started balding, as your two older daughters are in the audience.

They must have given him so much shit for it once he came back to the table.

He really needs someone who will make him realize how hot he is.

I - and I cannot stress that enough - am not doing anything worthwhile at the moment so please God let me have this job.

And for the start of the good weekend, here's this.