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Jumat, 01 November 2019

(414) Oh, let's judge away + links

Full trailer for The Witcher was released and oh boy. The worst thing by far is how pristine and brand new everything looks. The props, the interiors, the armor, none of it looks lived in. You are painfully aware this is just all fake and it's actors performing on sets. Cavill is a disaster, he does OK when he is supporting but this? And they blew all the money on him so the rest of the actors are total no names. Uffff.

I lost it when he spoke to that horse, all serious. This is gonna be a trainwreck.

Jane Fonda accepted her BAFTA award while getting arrested for the third time this month during climate change protests. This is the level none of us will ever reach.

Look at this, adorable and epic!

I love this so much!

Florence herself is slaying in fashion department. I think she is gonna get nominations for Little Women. I'm so happy about her success! Hopefully she replaces that disgrace as Black Widow.

Ding dong, the assholes are gone. I mean they are just terrible. But of course they still have that Netflix deal. I think what happened here is Disney fired their asses after they became a joke and poison - a reputation they will never escape - and it's simply only now they are announcing it, to please the fans so close to the release of the next Star Wars movie. I also think Rian Johnson is next and that news will break just before TROS opens, to get the fans on their side and make sure they go see the movie. Imagine TROS making less or the same as TLJ. It would be one of the most embarrassing failures in movie history.

On the heels of all of this, it was announced that HBO is not doing that Naomi Watts starring Game of Thrones prequel anymore. But they are doing this. Who the fuck cares now, when they annihilated House Targaryen in the finale?

More bad news for racist Batman fans.

They are rebooting The Grudge and the first trailer is here. There's porn with better production values than this.

The last season of Silicon Valley premiered on Sunday so I finally caught up with the show. I feel like nobody in our blogosphere is watching it and it's really hilarious! That scene in season 5 and especially Gilfoyle's reaction almost killed me. I literally rewatched that scene 4 times in the row and I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to suffocate.

And what a surprise, Bill was in the series.

I watched Thirteenth Floor before Netflix removed it this week. I wanted to check it out because a lot of people compared it to The Matrix. Yes, it was like The Matrix, if The Matrix sucked and was boring. Avoid that one.

Then since I was already on my bed, had Netflix on and Boyd Holbrook is hot I watched In the Shadow of the Moon. That was decent and honestly it is admirable just how batshit the plot of this movie was. It was also quite stylish and had a pretty good score. If you like sci-fi or cop procedurals, this one is for you.

Yesterday was Halloween and I watched Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (mediocre), The Shining (rewatch) and Deep Blue Sea (so dumb). I also watched Good Boys and it was so wholesome and hilarious.

Conan the Barbarian was on TV last week so of course me and my mom watched it. Here's my not at all inappropriate review.

Jason's new show See is getting so-so reviews but all I had to know was this. The show looks so dumb, I cannot wait to waste time watching it today.

Jason showed up to Graham Norton's show mid-show, for some reason (he is promoting See so much so he probably couldn't be there earlier) and he chose to wear this. Because fuck mercy, right?

He was so much fun! Graham brought up that video of Jason shaving his beard. Also Jason kept hugging Emilia and then went to her birthday party.

Here's Jason and Alfre Woodard plugging See on another show.

So I wake up on Sunday, I check Instagram and there are all those pics on Jason's post from SNL and i'm like "what, he was there a year ago". Well, it turns out this happened. And also this happened. And then I fainted a bit.

Then Jason announced Chance the Rapper's second song and of course had to flash his torso again because why not.

I loved that he was running around and lifting the cast members during goodbyes.

Jason had to cancel the appearance Fallon's show because of those fires in California happening right now. But he managed to show up to Ellen's show dressed up as Elvis (1,2).

That hilarious Stranger Things filming moment Daddy Hopper kept talking about in interviews was finally released.

Daddy Hopper's epic The Shining Halloween video.

Bill was on something called The Shop last Friday and there are few clips from that (1,2).

We really need to talk about this gifset here.

Or let's just stare at it and cry instead.