Watch Movies TV Reviews: (420) Zip up that hoodie, you bastard + links

I must have watched that Wonder Woman 1984 trailer at least 100 times since it dropped. It's so outstanding. It's even better than all three trailers for the first movie.

Here's the badass Blue Monday remix used in the trailer.

And Pedro Pascal is having such a blast!

He looks so happy, is he on his way to cuddle Baby Yoda?

I read the plot leak and it's sounds wonderful. A lot of people are wondering why they didn't show Cheetah in the trailer but considering the entire world is laughing at Cats trailers right now that was a very smart move.

How is that bland Black Widow trailer leading in trailer views over WW1984?

Honestly WHY can't MCU ever have decent cinematography? I am making my Best of 2019 shots list and Endgame is just so bland looking. So many shots would be epic but they are muted and anemic. Usually a movie that is this high up in my list ends up getting tons of best shots mentions, this has two.

Gal Gadot, everyone.

Watchmen was going so well and then they showed their Doctor Manhattan and it was awful. He is literally an actor painted blue. I started laughing when I saw him. You know you fucked up when Zack Snyder did something MUCH better than you. The whole episode wasn't very good either. If you don't have the budget to pull something off, then don't do it at all. Yayha showed his penis but everything surrounding it was bad.

I'm dropping South Park - the recent episodes are absolutely awful. Servant is still going strong. See season finale was very good and I loved the ending fight but they seem to have killed one really fun character in this episode. Silicon Valley delivered a very sweet series finale but the show's final season was its weakest yet.

Meanwhile, Baby Yoda is doing great but he was sad at one point of the last episode so this was hard to watch :(

I can't even with these Golden Globes nominations. Very happy for Bill and Daniel Craig, but most of these are just so bad. I'm skipping the ceremony live and probably fast-forwarding when I eventually watch it, as usual. And them not nominating female directors again and going for Todd Phillips instead would be the reason enough not to watch this live. I hope their ratings plummet even more than they did last year.

SAG nominations. At least Daddy Hopper and Bill are here.

Final trailer for The Witcher. Yep, still looks terrible.

New posters for Birds of Prey. WB made such a huge mistake by not releasing the trailer before WW1984 one dropped. Nothing is gonna be able to make an impact after that one and if they dropped it immediately at least they would have 3 days of momentum. But why drop the trailer when you can release this lame TV spot? :/

Trailer for the next Ghosbusters movie. It looks OK. Paul Rudd makes everything bearable.

Third season of Sabrina is coming to Netflix in January.

The fourth Matrix film is now opening the same day as John Wick 4, May 21 2021. Obviously one has to move, this much Keanu would kill us. In a good way.

Some pictures of The Eternals cast members (1,2)

I rewatched Moneyball & Wonder Woman. Not much time for movies this week.

SW trio and J.J. went to Brazil to promote the movie and we got so much out of that. Photos (1,2,3,4,5,6), this ridiculously cute featurette and Oscar clearly not giving a fuck if the Mouse shoots him (1,2,3).

What in the ever loving fuck?!:

JUST...WHY?!:

Zip up that fucking hoodie, you bastard.

Absolutely no mercy at all.

BB-8, you lucky bitch.

Then his sexy ass went to Tokyo (1,2,3,4)

Yet another nostalgic featurette.

Oscar was on Ellen's show and I couldn't stop laughing at him talking how delirious he is (because he has an 8 week old kid and he isn't sleeping much) and shooting Ellen that "HELP ME" look.

He is poop obsessed now. Billy Dee Williams' response made ma laugh so goddamn hard.

Oscar and the cast will be doing yet another Kimmel SW themed show. Hopefully it goes well because the cast looks so bad this tour. Driver forgot the title of last movie. Ridley said some dumb shit about privilege. Oscar saying "NOPE" to the prospect of Poe Disney+ series does no favors to the franchise either (how good can the new movie be if one of the stars doesn't want to play the character anymore?). But no one has embarrassed themselves more than Boyega, who comes off as salty that he didn't have more to do on TLJ. The there is him saying he was glad to make TROS with his "friends", which I'm sure Kelly, who shared scenes with him in TLJ, felt really great about. And now he said this. Here is his bullshit apology. Riiiighttt. Because instead of using "I" when talking about his experiences he said what he said in response to the question about Kelly.

Let's see how "strong minded" he is when he is cast in shit no one sees.

Boyega's PR people are, amazingly, not the dumbest group this week. German Burger King made an ad that used the plot leaks from StarWarsLeaks subbreddit. We either have Disney giving them their blessing and these being real leaks (which is dumb, because why?!) or fake (which is also dumb, because what purpose will this serve? How many people will actually see those leaks and be mislead for the movie?) or German BK going rogue and behaving in a way that just off the top of my head exposes them to at least three serious charges in possible legal case they would without a doubt lose.

Oscar spoke a bit about Dune and it sounds SEXY AS FUCK.

I rewatched Inside Llewyn Davis which led to this classy tweet.

And now please watch this delightful video of Gary Fisher being like OH HELL NO.