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We got new posters (there's this really nice detail in there) and the first full trailer for Birds of Prey but at that point why the hell is it even called that?

Clearly Robbie, the producer of it, completely took over. Yes, she was the one who pitched the movie to WB and without her we wouldn't even be getting it. And yes, there is a rumor Matt Reeves has dibs on Catwoman and Ivy - but I find that hard to believe. Jonah Hill is gonna be playing someone in The Batman, so how many villains are in it exactly?

In any case, I will give Robbie the benefit of the doubt that she was not he one who deprived us of Ivy and Catwoman because of not wanting to share the spotlight, although I really shouldn't be doing that considering she signed to appear in Tarantino's movie on the heels of the world finding out about Thurman's accident and all those awful quotes from Tarantino resurfacing.

Not cool.

Not cool at all.

Anyways, there is nothing else to do, since insecure 'men' are already campaigning against this movie and this is a really fun trailer - that moment where she shouts "boom!" and some sort of purple and teal hue covers the screen giving us war flashbacks to Suicide Squad aside.

We also got this promo inspired by Friends:

Ladies, we are obliged to support this. But Robbie really has to do better than fangirling over Tarantino and appearing in movie along with Emilie Hirsch and Lena Dunham. She just has to. You cannot lead girl power movie and appear in something that not only degrades women but also gives people like that a paycheck.

And can we just address the state of the world for a moment - some people thought this was Lana Del Rey singing in that trailer. Look, I love Lana, but comparing her to Edith Piaf has gotta be breaking some laws. Hell, some of the people today don't even know who Edith Piaf was. I just....I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.

Netflix has finally announced Stranger Things 4. We also got a very short teaser. Reddit detectives already discovered some clues.

Give us Daddy back, you bastards.

New featurette for Doctor Sleep.

Trailer for Guy Ritchie's The Gentlemen starring Matthew McConaughey, Colin Farrell, Hugh Grant, Henry Goulding and that dude who keeps appearing in flops. It looks fun enough but more like mediocre Rock'n'rolla than legendary Snatch. I'm glad Ritchie is back to crime genre but it's a shame Jason Statham is not in this.

Trailer for Richard Jewell, Clint Eastwood's latest. Eastwood is 89 years old and he gets more done than most people out there. This is a great trailer which reminded me a lot of Gone Girl trailer and the cast is terrific.

Todd Phillips is literally too stupid to exist in Hollywood. Look at this. He was even trending on twitter on Tuesday thanks to those comments. At that point he pissed off everyone except for alt-right incels and DC fanboys.

WB has disinvited the media from the premiere. All that is missing is Trump tweeting about this movie. The "logic" of these stans - we want creative freedom! But the media can't be there to ask the questions!

(fair warning to all of you female writers who are thinking about writing about this movie - this will probably happen in your mentions/messages/comment sections too.)

But you know, at least Phillips is consistent, apparently he has always been an asshole.

Things got so bad that they had to send edgelord "I wear a hoodie and a tie" Phoenix out to promote.

It went like this.

I see a lot of people saying Kimmel is an asshole here because Phoenix has anxiety. Yes, Kimmel is an asshole but that is because during #MeToo beginnings he kept inviting his dumbass male friends over to help them recover from whatever stupid things they said. Instead of giving women the platform, let's just have fucking Matt Damon over, huh Jimmy? And Phoenix knows damn well what he brought with him to promote this movie. This is all fake, frankly really cringy and has zero entertainment value.

Just like the actual movie, I am guessing.

He is doing Fallon's show tonight so I cannot wait to see what a trainwreck this will be.

Hot!

Gross!

On the upside, The Irishman premiered to truly rave reviews. I hope there is gonna be hype for it, it is disgraceful so few people are talking about what should be the biggest movie event of 2019.

So I sat through and livetweeted Midsommar's Director's Cut.

Director's cut actually had even more of Christian being awful. Had it all stayed in the movie, instead of people just nodding in approval at the ending, there would be a rapturous applause.

I'm hoping.

I started Fleabag but it will be a while for me to finish. It is very funny and clever but I just don't find the main character very relatable. Is she supposed to be? I don't know what the show is going for.

I also have been rewatching Breaking Bad - the sequel premieres next Friday on Netflix - and since I was sick this week and not working, I already finished the show today (there's gonna be a special post tomorrow).

I really wanna see Better Call Saul too since I never watched it before.

Skyler "resting bitch face" White remains one of the most annoying and infuriating characters ever. Remember this post I wrote? Good times.

What kind of trash smokes while pregnant? What kind of trash punishes her unborn baby and takes things out on an innocent being like that? This is all before she found out Walt is a drug dealer but that's neither here nor there, there is no excuse. She is rightfully hated by people.

Moving on to the sunshine....

Bill is just the sweetest and most precious.

How many times did that man dress up like a priest?! What is this? An attempt to make sure when I get to Hell I will end up in the worst circle of it?

October 1st was a celebration time.