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Kamis, 05 Desember 2019

(419) NOPE + links

Brand new, stunning poster for Birds of Prey. Character posters. New trailer premiered last night at the Con in Brazil at the panel attended by the cast, but it wasn't released online yet. Rumor has it it will be this month.

The award season is upon us with Golden Globe nominations coming on Monday. So far AFI announced their choices (absolutely awful, Game of Thrones is there but Barry isn't, Joker? OUATIH?!) and The Irishman won best film from NY film critics.

Stephen Graham has joined the cast of Venom 2.

Trailer for Black Widow. Let's not pay attention to the awful one in the main role. Rachel Weisz! Florence Pugh! and of course Daddy Hopper! That CGI near the end looks extremely dodgy but other than that and the accents that's a good trailer.

Really awful character posters for new Bond movie. Here is the trailer. Craig looks like I feel on Mondays.

I loved Knives Out which considering my intense hatred for TLJ and the belief Johnson intentionally sabotaged SW is shocking. But this only adds to my feelings towards TLJ. Knives Out is a proof Johnson can write a great script. So the abomination that was TLJ script was him purposely making it suck so bad. Did Disney bankrupt his father or something? Did George Lucas bang his wife? The fuck happened? This is more blatant 'haha fuck your franchise' shit move than Nolan recommending that Snyder should get the keys to DCEU.

And yes, Evans in a sweater looked nice. But have you seen Oscar Isaac in a sweater in The Bourne Legacy? It's the only sweater involved look that matters:

Oh dear God.

Unfortunately, The Report is incredibly dull. Adam Driver's performance is the only good thing in it. I barely finished this movie. On the plus side absolutely no one will remember this film during the Oscar season so at least Driver's votes won't split between this and Marriage Story and hopefully he wins with Phoenix.

After those two I just had to rewatch Logan Lucky, which is still so very underrated.

I also watched American Woman & A Few Good Men & Rambo: Last Blood. And I rewatched Game Night. Thoughts in links.

The first three episodes of Servant were good. Well executed and creepy. I'll definitely stick with this show. It's so nice to see Lauren Ambrose in something high profile again.

DC's new animated Harley Quinn series is a lot of fun! It is violent, it has swearing and it is really funny. I hope Birds of Prey is a lot like this, it would be something that can earn lots of money from the people who don't like PG-13 MCU.

Meanwhile, Baby Yoda continues to rule over us all:

He has a crib, he sips soup, he keeps cooing...absolutely unstoppable.

When they nearly shot him my heart stopped beating. What the fuck was that, Disney+?!

I like how that show is slowly building up to the Mandalorian taking his helmet off so that we are ready and prepared for Pedro Pascal's handsome face. Meanwhile, TROS promo just throws Oscar with unbuttoned shirt and thigh holster at us and we're supposed to deal with that. How?!

I rewatched A Most Violent Year and W.E. I also rewatched The Last Jedi - livetweet/letterboxd post.

Remember these?

Cats are pure evil confirmed.

Isn't Oscar the sexiest Charlie's Angel?

Who hurt my boo boo here?!

New The Rise of Skywalker promo. Is BB-8's daddy on a space horse? This is all I think about.

Another new TV spot.

And another one that is really funny and heavy on Poe.

I cannot believe this is real.

Q&A with the cast. "I have to pee". Oh God.

He just walks around....looking like THAT.

*unintelligible noises* (1,2)

I need him to crawl back into his hole because this is just too distracting for me to function even on a basic level. I just want my shitty life back where I don't spent at least 15 minutes a day looking at this man and trying to comprehend how it's even possible that he exists.

More pictures! (1,2,3,4)

NOOOO!!!!!

Boyega's concern for Baby Yoda is so funny.

EW interview.

So listen I'm not a FinnPoe shipper because the only person I ship that man with is ME but this is really awful. I mean Star Wars isn't making that much money in China anyways which is probably the only reason for Disney being so anti gay (China doesn't allow movies with that). Look how sad Oscar is. Fuck you, Mouse.

If Oscar wants to be gay in the movie, you let him.

If he wants to do more butt to butt scenes, YOU LET HIM.

If he wants to murder you, YOU LET HIM.

If he wants to, I don't know, rob you and call you a bitch, YOU LET HIM.

I don't know why they have to be so fucking difficult here.

Press conference, here are some best bits (1,2,3) and photos. HE SAID IT AGAIN.

Oh God it's so sexy how he doesn't give a fuck now.

This man got Pascal to do The Mandalorian so it's not like he has something against Disney+. This is SW/Poe specific. Disney made a really dumb move by pissing him off. He still throws shade about X-Men: Apocalypse and he has been doing so for years.

Oh Mouse. The power of shade is about to strike you down.